Poppa Lohan Tapes Jon Gosselin Too!!! Leaks Phone Convos

Posted Nov 24 via PerezHilton 2009-11-24 14:51:16
Poppa Lohan Tapes Jon Gosselin Too!!! Leaks Phone Convos

Michael Lohan, you sure know how to make enemies out of family and friends FAST. This must be some kind of record!

Since the novelty of exploiting his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, has faded, now Poppa Lohan has moved on to his former BFF, Jon Gosselin.

Always thinking ahead, Michael tape recorded conversations that he and Jon shared and has now started leaking them onto the Internet.

Today's first snippet comes from an almost 4 minute convo covering Jon's many lovers, his ordeal with TLC, and a topic you never saw coming - pedophiles!

At one point in their conversation, Jon says to Michael:

"I mean, I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."

Now, one immediately looks to the word pedophile to see the problem with this sentence. We, however, manage to look beyond that to see what was Jon's real concern: the children never got paid for being exploited!

How interesting that THAT would be their father's concern! So, if the kids did make big bucks, the fact that pedophiles were tuning in wouldn't have bothered you as much?

Now, we've always had a issue coming to a decision over who is worse: Michael Lohan or Jon Gosselin? We keep sticking to Michael, as he's been a douche longer and has pulled more outrageous stunts.

However, we propose putting the ball in Jon's court to make the ultimate dick move. Considering he has something in common with her, maybe Jon should pick up the phone and give LiLo a call?

She might have enough Daddy issues to go through with a little one-on-one time with Jon!

And wouldn't that be a pisser for Michael!

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