Robert Pattinson Is No Edward Cullen

• Robert Pattinson will never live up to Edward
• Precious' Gabby Sidibe hangs out with Joan Collins
• Kelly Hu rides a wave
• Matt Damon hangs around for an Adjustment
• Lady Gaga says being from Yonkers is the worst rumor
• 50 Cent releases his album in New York City
• Ashley Greene bravely dons a red suit
• Kate Bosworth steps out to run some errands
• Kanye West checks out some Cavalli clothes
• Adam Lambert is pretty quiet post-AMAs
• Heidi Montag releases yet another single
• ABC received 1,500 complaints about Adam Lambert's sexually charged AMAs performance, a number it doesn't consider unusual. In other news, 14.2 million tuned into this year's show, the most since 2002.
• In Touch reports that Penelope Cruz is shopping for a wedding gown - and has quietly met with fashion house Balenciaga, which created BFF Salma Hayek's gown
• Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds celebrated the Broadway-bound actress' 25th birthday Saturday evening at Club Griffin.
• Ed Westwick gave an impromptu rap performance at Abe & Arthur's to a crown that included Brothers co-stars Natalie Portman and Tobey Maguire.