Tiger Woods Has A Sex Tape????

But of course!

It's the only shocking thing left to uncover in his web of deceitful sexcapades! (Unless he also had an affair with a dude named Roy…)

Tiger Woods better be ready to lawyer up as one of his whores is attempting to go public with some of their intimate time caught on film. She even has a distributor!

Steven Hirsch, the guy in charge over at Vivid Entertainment, revealed that some skank approached him with a "legitimate" sex tape of herself and Tiger Woods shot approximately two years ago. Though he has only seen about 30 seconds of video and is holding off on confirming that it is Tiger on the tape, since Team Tiger has already put out a threatening letter, saying they will go after anyone who tries to slander Tiger further with nude photos or videos of Tiger Woods.

Will that stop them? HELL NO!

What have we always told you people?!?

Don't make a sex tape! Legally, illegally. With your consent or without, these things ALWAYS come out!

We look forward to viewing yours soon, Tiger!

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