Brace Face!

Who's that lady???

It's Dave Navarro!

The guitarist, who's dated such hawt messes as Carmen Electra and Jenna Jameson, showed off his lady friend at The Bank Nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday. And she's pretty fug!

"The two were extremely lovey dovey and the PDA made us uncomfortable…but not as queasy as when the two were asked to smile for a photo and I was blinded by the disco ball's reflection coming from her mouth!" said an insider.

And they're teal, too! Just like in junior high. Glad he's finally seeing someone his own mental age!