Bradley Cooper's Tanning Disaster!

What the hell happened?!?!

Bradley Cooper showed up to the premiere of Valentine's Day last night looking a little two-faced.

As in only half of his face was tan!!!

Who the hell helped you apply the self tanner, bb? Was it Renee? You know, her eyes don't fully open. We're surprised she can see 5 feet in front of her, let alone apply makeup on another human being.

Or maybe…was Snooki there? We've warned people about motor-boating that girl!

Embarrassing!

[Image via WENN.]