SIZZLER: Anna & OJ- The Final Insult

BLIND ITEM: Which 59-year-old ex-football player who may or may not have (read: did) murdered a blonde woman back in 1994 thinks that he could potentially be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's white baby? Ah, forget the blind item stuff: it's O.J. Simpson. Who else? That's right. O.J. told a videographer friend that he was throwing his hat into the ring of potential dads because he was friends with Anna back in 2005 and he has 'slow moving sperm.' Oh, that O.J.! His comedic stylings are second only to his propensity for murder!

I'm curious to know how slow moving his sperm is, actually. After all, everybody knows O.J. and Anna met way back in the 1970's during that big disco shootout…



Tags: Entertainment, Anna Nicole Smith, O.J. Simpson