Hi, my name is Madonna and I am a beeatch.
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Madonna's 15 million minutes of fame is over. She is irrelevant. I don't care who she marries, dates or divorces. She can tour with Britney, Go Kabbalah or convert to Scientology the result is the same a rich old women trying to be something she is not anymore- Interesting or news worthy.
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I think everyone that doesn't follow gossip still thinks she's this amazing person, a legend, blah blah. But, i agree with you, i just skim over her shit, i couldnt care less about her.
For some reason i lump xtina aguillera in this category, too. nothing she does is remotely interesting.

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We've heard that the Material Girl - notoriously controlling when it comes to relationships - has begun a course of intense counselling sessions to make her "less domineering" in love.
Fresh from her split with Guy Ritchie, Madonna, 50, has been having one-on-one sessions with a leading rabbi at the Kabbalah centre in New York.
Guru Philip Berg, it is said, is seeking to "tweak her tikkun".
It might sound like a curry but it is in fact all to do with her spiritual path.
If her tikkun gets the right kinda tweakin', it will hopefully make her less controlling when she embarks on her next romance.
Good luck with that, Rabbi!
We're told: "Madonna has been having a tough time with Kabbalah in the wake of her and Guy's split.
"Whenever she's in New York, she's taken to having intense private sessions with Rabbi Berg, working on her tikkun.