worst movies ever

this is not the worst movie ever but movie folks am i the only 1 who does not love batman dark night

Any movie Paris Hilton is in. Including her porn.

Howard the Duck

Quills (even though I love Kate Winslet, this movie was awful)

Monster's Ball (even though I love Heath Ledger..sigh)

Moscow on the Hudson (don't ask) -terrible flick. You've probably never heard of it.

Ice Pirates - again you probably never heard of it but from what I remember it was awful

Star Wars Episode I - Jar Jar Binx. Enought said.

Magnolia - I love Tom Cruise (movies people, not his personality), but this movie was craptastic. We walked out of the theater.

Bully - I hated this movie.

Glengarry Glen Ross- One of hubby's faves. Lot of good actors, but to me it was a snooze fest.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - another one of hubby's faves. Very strange.

Freddy Got Fingered- what a pos.

Michael -yes, you are the only one.

*The Love Guru: Basically Mike Myers thinks playing "more than Words' on the sitar is funny enough to base a whole movie off of. Even though he played Austin Powers, this movie feels like an Austin Powers rip-off...Bring back Fat Bastard, PLEASE! At least I am entertained with him singing a Chili's commercial.

*Blair Witch Project: OMG the hype was built this so far up when it was finally released on VHS....and then I watched it and wondered why I was watching a Jr. College art film...

*The Adventures of Pluto Nash: I'm using this as a collective, as ANY film starring Eddie Murphy after 1990 could take it's place....including Dave, Norbit and Bowfinger. Murphy got bad quick and none of his friends stepped in to stop him from embarassing himself...sorta like:

*Big Momma's House 2: Martin Lawernce aka Eddie Murphy Jr...he had an even briefer run at entertaining movies before he slipped into "Make a Buck" slapstick junk like Bounce, which I will tell you played on a flight I was on once, and I actually prayed for a aircraft malfunction.

*Epic Movie, Date Movie, Diaster Movie, Superhero Movie etc....When was the last time you really laughed at any of these "Airplane" rip-offs that always seem to star Carmine Electra?

*Basic Instinct 2: Admit it...as soon as you heard that a sequal was planned, you groaned. NO-ONE in the free world thought this movie would be a success except for some old biddies in Hollywood that wanted to see Sharon Stone shoot the beaver one more time...unfortunately "the beaver" has now grown into a wild, smelly Yak.

and finally Guilty Pleasure:
*Ultraviolet is totally bad and I know it...but I will still stop channel surfing and watch Mila in tight outfits, kicking the ass of seemingly insurmountable odds. I know I am wrong to watch, but like most train-wrecks, it's hard to look away.

I'm ashamed to admit I really enjoy one of the movies on your list Viggy - Date Movie. I laugh hard every time I watch it. I love that they're making fun of other movies and I really like Alyson Hannigan in her role.

We all have Guilty pleasures Joyride...that's the only thing that would explain why Harold and Kumar make me giggle.

So true :)

Wolf Creek.
Lost in Translation.

pulk fiction
anything with C dias she looks to fucken old
blair witch project
those were the worst ones ever

oh yes i forgot cloverfield was dumb to

I love stephen King

I agree and disagree with JoyRide.
1] I hated the movie Derk Knight
2] I LOVED Date Movie.
for some odd reason, it was hilarious!

DARK NIGHT.**
ooopppsss!

and I actually prayed for a aircraft malfunction.

Bad movies on airplanes are the worst cause you just keep accidentally watching it for minutes at a time. No no,, this sucks... turn away. 5 minutes later, you're giving it another shot. Oh, this scene looks interesting... dammit, fooled again!

reality-to each their own but I don't understand how anyone can hate The Dark Knight. Your typo was pretty funny ;)

Did anyone else ever watch Soul Plane? Ugh, I can't believe I admitted that...

Do they say "Victoria don't tell nobody" in Soul Plane? I've never seen it but I got the run down from a friend on a daily basis.

Soul Plane was baaad.
But not worse than Waterworld. Or Message in a Bottle. Or the Postman. Or anything with Kevin Costner in it.

'I Know Who Killed Me' featuring a drug addled Lindsay Lohan acting the part of psychically connected twins, one a stripper and one a good girl, being tormented by a sadistic killer. It is unintentionally hilarious, and the funniest bad movie ever.

LMAO @ Waterworld. I have that movie recorded on my DVR because my boyfriend has been harrassing me to see it. Note to self: Delete that shit.

Diva you should listen to yourself. It is pretty bad, and this is coming from a fan of Costner's. (think Field of Dreams, Dances with Wolves, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves)

Diva doooon't watch it!!! That is the movie that made me hate Kevin Costner! You will want to gouge your eyes out!

ummm...geez...I liked WaterWorld...(not love, like...) guess it's a guy thing, it was certainly better than Dragonfly.

JoyRide, do NOT forget Bull Durham,another great Costner Movie. (i'd submit Mr Brooks as another)

*doh* YES that one is a classic!

Viggy - I guess if I had to choose between Water World and The Postman I'd pick Water World..it made me want to gauge my eyes out slightly less...

Now I think I have to watch it. Just so I can talk shit.

Who is this Viggy person? I get surprised by any new men who join this site. And sometimes confused by any new men who join this site :-) hee hee.

I haven't known Viggy long but he seems pretty witty :)

Eh. I've seen wittier.