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Bruce Willis Trades in Demi For a Younger Model

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Posted March 22nd, 2009 by TheMole

The newest member of the Gold Diggers Club is 32-year-old model Emma Heming who married 54-year-old Bruce Willis last night on the island of Turks and Caicos in the Caribbean. Look at Emma! She's so fucking excited about all the cash she's going to roll around in that she can barely open her damn eyes! Bitch is getting shit done. She might look like she's an overgrown fetus, but she knows how to do business. And now the old billy goat has a shiny toy to show around!

This is Bruce's second marriage and you better believe it won't be his last. Trust this.
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Posted March 22nd, 2009 by Mommarazi

I thought that Demi had already traded Bruce in for a younger model. Weren't her and Ashton Kucher an item for awhile. Seems like the Cougar has had a head start on the Billy Goat.
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Posted March 22nd, 2009 by shanut

Mommarazi, methinks you need a pop culture update...

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