I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Sadly, I peeped part of it. I did have to turn it off when effing Speidi started praying with Blago's Wifey. It was just too much for me to handle.

Ugh. I am so bothered that she is on there. Thank goodness I have no possibly way of watching it (though I'm starting to get the shakes from missing all the trainwrecks on vh1)

I forgot it started until an half hour into it. I recorded it in case they put it on demand, but I watched a few minutes to whet my appetite and it was EPIC.

Frangela hilarious
Janice the pro
Speidi bringing hills drama to the jungle
Torrie Hairspray
Sanjaya the mohawked jungle boy

If only I didn't hate Stephen Baldwin with a burning passion. He ruins all reality shows he does (which has been WAY too many)

Yeah me and the hubby watched this show Speidi continues to confirm exactly why I can't stand them.

Spencer found religion a few days before the show while researching his competitors. Several of them are born agains. It is his game strategy. I watched a few minutes and caught the praying, I can still taste the vomit.

Speidi leave the jungle.

Where will the producers find some loathsome replacements?

Oh, I loved it! It was just a huge steaming pile of drama. As soon as I heard Speidi would be there, I put it on the DVR just to see what Spencer would say.

We were pretty weirded out with the praying too. I wondered if Spencer does it to humor Heidi, since newlyweds tend to do that sort of thing for each other... but that's pretty funny nonetheless.

Some of my favorite things from last night:
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Janice: There's a black monkey in this tree
Salley: What are you trying to say?
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Salley: I'm a vegan (a few scenes before he eats a rat's tail and some scorpions)
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Patti being washed downstream... what a perfect analogy to her and her husband's careers
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Frangela: Lou is a Brick and Sanjaya is some kind of jungle boy, like Mogli or something

I'm so bummed I missed it. Anyone know if I can see it online?

There are tons of videos on NBC's site

i watched it. is there any hope of Spencer and Heid can be eaten by crocodiles?

Even crocodiles have standards

Supposedly Speidi has been replaced by Daniel Baldwin and Heidi's sister Holly. And, Shocker, Speidi is now saying they want to come back.

omg i'm so sad i missed it twice!

Speidi back in game, it was a stunt by producers to get publicity.


Click here

So this show is on every night? Wow NBC, thanks for torturing us.

Has anyone been eliminated/kicked off yet? (minus Speidi) I haven't seen any of the show so I'm not really sure of the format and how dumb it is.

There is a vote by the public. The celebs on this show aside from Speidi are lame. 4 of the women are up for elimination.



To vote, Click here.

The whole fake Speidi leaving the jungle was orchestrated by Spencer. He is a no talent douche, but is great at marketing.

How sad is it that Stephen Baldwin is the most celebrity out of all of the people on this show? I wouldn't recognize any of these people if I saw them on the street.

Also this game would be more fun if they based it off Richard Connell's short story The Most Dangerous Game. I'd rob so many banks to pay the producers to let me hunt these bastards in Costa Rica.

OK, I've watched both episodes. However, I will admit that while I have heard of Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad & Audrina Patridge, I never knew they weren't real actors. I always thought The Hills was a drama like 90210 or some shit. So these fucking douchebags are just reality show people????? What the fuck, how did they get so famous just being on a reality show???

And is that Spencer Pratt bitchboy really that big of a douceh in real life or is it all just a bit for the cameras??

I can't believe I've wasted 3 hours of my life on this drivel. UGH. Fuck me.

Spencer is one of the sprinkliest douches in Hollywood, not as bad as Piven, but close.

If you go to the NBC site it says the Pratts are gone and have quit the show...

P.S. Is Heidi Fafascored for Heidi Pratt or Heidi Montag? or both?

Both....now.

I've seen one episode right now and I want to scream at the TV over how much of a cock Spencer Pratt is.

I would kill him, I have no doubt in my mind that I'd snap and try to kill him.

He definitely has an appropriate last name

omg his last name means clueless or va jay jay. lmfaooo

Did anyone else notice a resemblance between Spencer and Gary Busey

hmmm....

I will finally admit it...I LOVE Speidi. I no longer have shame lmao

I'll also admit that even LDP aka Blue Diamond Phillips is not enough to keep me watching...I watch for Speidi..then Stephen and Janice...lmao Frangelica makes me laugh too. Shyt I'm addicted to trainwreck tv, yet I quit the Fashion Show, go figure

You know, I usually like and root for the reality villains because they keep the shows entertaining. Evel Dick, Johnny Fuckplay, Rob C, Coach, that black chick on Big Brother who called everyone the devil (and who should have won). Those people keep the shows entertaining and out of the hands of the lame ass boring people. Remember when Big Brother used to let America vote people out??? How fucking bad was that??? America is mostly a bunch of lame ass boors itself so they wouold vote out anyone with stirred the pot. Anyways, back to my original point. That Spencer fuck is one serious douchebag supreme and I could never root for that total tool. However, rooting is one thing, but do i want the tool to leave the show or not..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My stance has totally been that Speidi makes it interesting but the longer they stay the more they have to brag about being superior players. They are not superior anythings.

I was a little behind in watching this show, but I am about caught up.

Okay, I understand why Spencer went off about the hair stuff. Do any of you understand how much dry shampoo costs? It works wonders on hair when you cannot wash it. But the cost is like liquid gold. If I was Heidi (I cringe at that thought), I would have been the one going ballistic at the 'wrestling' bimbo wasting it like that.

She's not wasting it nimrod, she's promoting it. She has her own line of dry shampoom that she's hawking on QVC. She's obviously a marketing genius!!!

Ummm, did you read what I was saying?

The "wrestler" bimbo wasted it and I would have been upset if I was Heidi, too.

Learn to read and comprehend or get back on the short bus.

ATB/FW

sanjaya has mad jungle skillz

*scrolling down really really quickly*
UGH my dvr didn't tape it last night cuz my dumb ass was watching Tori and Dean! It's on their website, right?

truth

He's like Mogli or something

Does he keep winning challenges or something?

One of the other cast members said "Sanjaya's got mad jungle skills" before he had done anything. Then he mans up to all the challenges (that I've seen) and handles it with jungle like skills.

lol

I catch myself watching this show and got sucked in. All I have to say is that if I were ever to be anywhere with Janice Dickinson I don'tknow if I could take it. Just the looks of her alone are scary nevermind that she's a theiving liar. I HATE JANICE DICKINSON and she has no business being on this show.

Michael - love that pic of Sanjaya. I hated him on AI but now I have a new respect for him. He's the best guy on that show!

Oh and Janice is nuts.

I also hate Janice but i hope she stays on cause she is such a fucking bitch,lol.Did anyone else see her get up and piss off her bed during the nite?And the way she jams food in her mouth,ugh.But if she goes home no more torturing her by being in the jungle.And for the shampoo thing Spencer was pissed cause the label was off not cause it was wasted.He even said he put that label on her bottle himself,riiight.The one i want gone is Patti cause i'm sick of her poor me shit.Not a fan of John Salley's either but eh.I'll admit it i luv this show.

All I know is that I am getting a Janice Dickinson mask and going as her for halloween. What a fucking botox-gone-wrong freak of nature she is!!! But ohhhhhh so entertaining. I love that crazy assed whore.

She is definitely a freak. That would be sure to scare anyone Winehouse.