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ROBOGEISHA - Fried Shrimp!

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Posted July 1st, 2009 by Todd

Found this via @robcorddry on twitter. Unbelievable. Make sure to watch long enough to see the FRIED SHRIMP mention. so effing bizarro

Video: Japan's Robogeisha
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Posted July 1st, 2009 by megan

Geisha breast milk must really sting?

Sign me up for a Geisha hip sword, looks dope.
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Posted July 1st, 2009 by Thai

Todd, you have one-upped me on the weirdness factor (re: maternity photo).

I bow down to you.
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Posted July 1st, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW

Shrimp in the eye? WTF?
And how does a sword stuck up the butt produce squirting blood?
And sword coming out of the butt? Buttsword fighting?
Geishamobile?

Is this ACTUALLY a movie trailer? What is this world coming to???
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Todd

It's not a buttsword, piba - its a HIP KATANA... duh.
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW

Ok, just watched it again (I have no idea why) and at the 2:00 mark, a Shiro Robot smashes buildings... aaand blood spurts out of the buildings.

Japanese buildings bleed???
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Todd

I'm just gonna keep saying stuff so that you'll watch it again.

omg, did you see what happened at 3:04 and at 4:12 ?!
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW

Fuck you todd, cuz you know I'm gonna watch it again.
I'll watch it and then be back in 2 minutes on this post to tell you either:
A) you're an idiot
B) there's something that the weird creepy narrator says that's not even english
or C) I want this movie when it comes out...
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW

:37 GO TO HELL!!!
1:17 Geisha Chainsaw is one of my favs
1:30 He says "Geisha Transform" as "Geisha Twaanfaaa"
2:15 He says "Bust Machine Gun" as "Baask Maachigay"

And the Answer is a) You're an idiot
3:04 is the beginning of the credits.
The clip is only 3:20 long.

And now since I've taken notes on the whole thing, I don't even need to watch it again if you tell me something (though I probably will...)
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by AEboi2484

it doesn't go to 4:12
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Todd

hahahahah,, Baask Maaachigay ... i love how its all calm and whisper-y, too.
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Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW

Todd, I better have full Fafacoverage on this. Fly and/or Geisha Twaanfaaa to Japan for the movie premiere and interview trailer voice guy on the red carpet. Tell me how amazing the movie is, and get me a pirated copy.

K thanks!