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I can't come here anymore.....
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_Winehouse -
You know the last M in ATM stands for Machine. So you just said Automated Teller Machine Machine. -
Aw, that's not so bad! Cheer up, Wino, we'll be nice to you... maybe... -
Automated To Mouth Machine
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters
Im really freaked out that you've seen Todd's bathroom. I thought your pillow fights were held on his bed.
And how sweet, you dream of me. I knew that you had a thing for me. Truth be spoken though, we know what it upset you most was that I took your Photshop book to burn. Without that you have nothing. And for future dreams, I am not a big fan of fru-fru girlie martinis. Gin with olives, please. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsAndy, I can't even read that I am sure it is useless and pointless. Can I get a synopsis from the intern? -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseThis is Fafa, Moll. What ISN'T useless and pointless????
Dumas. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by SunnyCanAppreciateACamelToe haha I just love it that michael_ would take the moment to explain the definition of ATM.
Andrew don't worry, if you OD on Fafa, we might be able to resurrect you with an Adrenalin shot to the heart. I've done it before, it's easy. K? Take care. -
Intern synopsis:
-Andy has a secret crush on Money, Mrtini, Toni, Todd, and me
-He has cameras set up in Todd's house so he can watch him 24/7
-He can hardly contain his excitement for Fafacon -
...too funny Whiner!! You're gonna miss the Ks at fafacon!! -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters Hmmm, cameras in Todd's house. How many headbands does he own, whinehouse? Any unique colors?
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS I'm still scared from seeing Todd's bathroom AND I'm assuming the black midget is moi? I'm 5"4 bytch, taller than many a fafa-er tyvm -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by SunnyCanAppreciateACamelToe I just love midget porn (unrelated but true)
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I am interested to see how tall (short?) you mofoes are at Fafacon...
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by kromagg007you say freaks like its a bad thing -
Andy and I will be drinking Sangria together this weekend. stay tuned. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters Are you doing a live feed?
Ugh, why would I ask..I dont want to see the pillow fight in underoos. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters What will be intretsing at fafacon is how people probably have illusions of what people look like/act like and in real life it will be so different.
But, no worries about me. Your illusions will not be shattered. I drink alot. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsI know I have this sweet and wholesome online image, but I am really a raving bitch in person.
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_Winehouse
Another reason I can't come here anymore. Y'all know that Big_Maddie's real name is not Big_Maddie, her real name is Nicole. her fafa name came from our dog, Madison, aka Maddie, aka Big Maddie. Well, the other night I walk downstairs and I see Big Maddie on the couch with the laptop. I actually, stopped, looked at her (the dog), and said: "Nicole?"
UGH. Damn Fafa. I can't come here anymore..... -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Arnold_Jackson_Bitch Nice kitty on yout laptop Andrea, I mean Andy! -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsI like when Jackson comes out to play. And by play I mean emasculate Winehouse.
Good times. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseUGH. That's Big_Maddie's laptop, Jackoff!
Nice to see you're still alive.....I think.
Now back to your hole!!! -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by herewegobearsYou're married to a dog? Thats sick. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters OMG! Ive even emailed with Big_Maddie.
That is one talented dog. The whole time I thought she was real. -
Big Maddie's in your fafa drafting Dakota Fanning and Franky Muniz
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Is there gonna be a fafacon live feed? Please say no
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But yes to a photobooth?
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Paparazzi for Fafarazzi?
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS Too bad I won't be there....My version: I am so damned hot I STOPPED CONVERSATION MID-SENTENCE when I walked up in the piece! HI-YO!
Moll's version: A black bytch came in like she owned the joint, so we knew it was Toni, hi ho! -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseIf Toni's not going, neither am I.......
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by alligirl88Andy, I can't believe you are posting actual pictures of Big Maddie on here. Don't people get all up in arms about that??? -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseI consulted with Big Maddie on this topic to get her permission. It took my leftover roasted duck, ice cubes in the water and 6 MilkBones.
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by alligirl88I look forward to seeing yours and Big Maddie's photos from fafacon09. I agree with Shanut that photobooth would be great. And everyone there, be sure to give Whinehouse a lot of shit for being OLD. His bday is that week.
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsHe does know that he cant use his AARP discount at the bar, right?
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseYeah Todd, I will require a Fafa supplied rascal to get around the bar at fafacon. I'm fucking old you know. And throw in some free drink cards while you're at it! I will undoubtedly need to get hammered to deal with these scamps.
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Alright, Winehouse... reading through this entire post was worth the lulz. -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsI doubt a Wrigley bar serves Sea Breezes or Pink Squirrels, so it may be a sober event for you, Andy.
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters What is old around here? I worry with all the kiddies in the VH1 forums, that old is 25...then im a big UGH!!!
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseYou can be the chaperon Mrtini.....
hahaha -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsI think Andy's age can best be expressed in the following equation:
(Abe Vigoda + Elliot Gould)(# of daily crack hits by his precious Amy)/2.5 -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters Ahhhhhh, so around 38-43 years old?
He is old. Is Big_Maddie, doing a black themed birthday party for you?
Hmmm, could explain why he's such an ass. Isnt that what happens in old age? -
Mrtini, I'm old in the Vh1 forums!
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsHow did I miss this:
Too bad I won't be there....My version: I am so damned hot I STOPPED CONVERSATION MID-SENTENCE when I walked up in the piece! HI-YO!
Moll's version: A black bytch came in like she owned the joint, so we knew it was Toni, hi ho!
That is totally what happened. I walked up to her and was like, yo Toni, what's up. She was like, "Hey, pale bitch, why are you talking to me before I have had my first drink.... Oh look, Big Bird. Where's the live feed and red because I am ready for my shout outs." -
Posted July 20th, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters Hhahahhahahah!
OMG, Toni, fly out for a few hours. I need to see this shit in person.
Whinehouse, buy her a ticket. You are old and you cant take it with you. -
Yeah, I'm bummed Toni can't make it :( and I wish she didn't know my phone # so I could anonymously send her funny texts from Fafacon! Who doesn't already have her #? We'll use your phone
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Posted July 20th, 2009 by alligirl88Mrtini makes a good point, whinehouse. Get Toni out there!
..and you still owe me money. -
Posted July 21st, 2009 by Arnold_Jackson_Bitch On to more important stuff......
Where the hell is MOLE???? -
Mole disappeared about a week ago... nobody knows where or why!
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I like to think he's a superhero who has returned to his fortress of solitude in order to prepare to stop a meteor from hitting the earth.
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Posted July 21st, 2009 by herewegobearsMole = Ronnie
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Mole is way cooler than Ronnie and would never get so excited about a bubble wand. -
Posted July 21st, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseMaybe The Mole got a job.........
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Posted July 21st, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsFucking Ronnie and his douche clay and effing lame bubble wand.
I still think that cookey Canadian is on an extended vacation. -
maybe he got an advanced copy of the Spencer Pratt album and hung himself
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Posted July 22nd, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseCan't you tell if the Mole logged in recently from his IP address?
Should we search the Canadian obituaries???
Maybe he's just on a posting strike...... -
Posted July 22nd, 2009 by SunnyCanAppreciateACamelToe For the record, I would like to state that my being pregnant with Mole's baby has NOTHING to do with the strike.
Thank you. -
Posted July 22nd, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters Are you naming him Michael Jackson Mole if its a boy?
Or Sunny Mole if its a girl? -
Posted July 22nd, 2009 by Andy_WinehouseDidn't The Mole used to be someone else???? Another username???
Anyone? -
CapK?
something like that
and maybe pornocio -
Posted July 22nd, 2009 by GrandDrinksHerWineInACanYes, he was Capk and Pornoccio. -
I love how this thread no longer has anything to do with Andy or his problems.
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Posted July 23rd, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters Cheers to getting off the main topic started!
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Posted July 23rd, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW Shanut, does anything over 20 posts end with what the topic was at the beginning? -
Posted July 23rd, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW Shanut, does anything over 20 posts end with what the topic was at the beginning?
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Posted July 23rd, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrillsYEAH, what he said... twice.
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Shanut, does anything with more than twenty posts ever end with the original subject or topic that was being proposed?
The Fafa Team may or may not have news about the Mole. -
Ooooooh
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Just when I thought reading here was dead, we get a post like that from Todd. Maybe the FaFa team has something to do with theMole being "mole-ish." -
Posted July 23rd, 2009 by SunnyCanAppreciateACamelToe Wait. You mean TheMole never existed???
whoa.
*sheds a tear* -
Hahaha, it's just a thought....
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Posted July 23rd, 2009 by MrtinigrlHATESFaFaCheaters The Fafa Team has to know something about The Mole.
Please share, Todd. -
Todd, are you theMole? If he is theMole, he's loving this shit for sure, hahaha!
Beefcake Hunkfest '09
Speidi on Conan, crowd (and Conan) wants to kill them
ScottyMcNaughty's List of Most Overrated Movie Stars
Love Melrose Place?
New PEEP THIS design
Fafa on Facebook
Fafa on MySpace
Fafa on Twitter
I was walking through the airport recently and I saw an ATM machine. What pops into my head?? That demented freak of nature, Money. And not because you get money at an ATM machine, but because of that deviant freaks love for the ATM sex act.
I was playing basketball the other day and I get super pissed when I fuck up, I usually yell out something like "shit" or "fuck". The other day I fucked up and I caught myself yelling out "Sha-Newt!" UGH
When I heard Michael Jackson died the only thing that went through my head was, "FUCK, there goes my Farah Fawcett points!" UGH
I saw an african american midget wearing sunglasses the other day and did a double take.
I woke from a horrible nightmare where I was being chased by a cackling screaming ghoul. When I turned to look at the ghoul I saw it had a "Photoshop for Dummies" book in its hand and its head had been replaced with a Pomegranate Martini. UGH
I have Todd on speed dial and I've seen his bathroom.
The last straw was when I realized that in less than a month I will be at a "convention" with a bunch of freaks i've never met (except for the Fafa staff) for the sole purpose to get drunk and insult people. UGH. Fuck me.