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I try every year but I am always spurned!

Why oh why Fafa do you crush my hopes and dreams on a regular basis?????

I don't see the big deal if I make up my own scoring criteria, just makes the games more exciting. Toni will back me up here.

Sigh........

Winehouse's scoring criteria:

Looks like a douchebag +5
Has a dumb look on their face +3
Says something stupid in a confessional -4
Sloppy girl-on-girl makeout session +40

Pick me -- I'm a 46 yr ol Arizonian and I love reality shows. I watch them anyway -- I might as well do something when I;m watching.

Is one of those new Fantasy Games, for "Glee"?

I can see it now:

1 point for every New Directions musical number
1 point for every time Finn gets thrown in the trash
1 points for every time Emma flirts with Will
2 points for every time Rachel says something about being a star or being the lead or getting the lead vocal
2 points every time Sue's plan gets foiled
3 points for every time Rachel has a Slushee thrown at her. (Points are per incident, not per Slushee)

-2 points for every time Terri convinces Will to do something he doesn't want to do.

I could help score that.

I am the newest tv helper :D