Response to Design Star: Purple Reign

I am wondering maybe if your anger is misplaced? I think the article you are referencing was from TVgasm.... It has a feed that directs articles straight to Fafarazzi once they subscribe to that blog. Fafa is not the publishers of that blog. Fafarazzi did not besmirch the Goldberg family.

Not to sound completely bitchy but your friends are immaterial to the concept of this game. They are not fame-whoring celebs who do stupid things and are available to give us points for our teams. Because of that, I sincerely doubt that anyone really gave that article a second glance if they came on upon it- or unless they watched the show.

It is a site that is created around part healthy competition, part suspension of disbelief that some of these morons still dont know how to get out of a car without flashing their junk, dont think that their "private" sex tape will be leaked, or who had the audacity to say/wear that.

So in summation- you may want to direct your outrage at the remarks were they belong... cut and paste this onto TVgasm.com :)

@Mo - To clarify, no, I did not misplace the comment on this site. I realize it originated on TVGasm (as it says it underneath the post title).

The bottom line is that it still **appears** on this site, which happens to be local to my community.

It's inconsequential as to whether it is part of a "game" that you play where you can score "points" and such (which is pretty silly to begin with).

Just to clarify, if a feed directs articles to this tie, it is still **published here** (perhaps you're confused as to what the definition of publishing to a website is).

I do appreciate your attempt to be witty ;)

That was not an attempt to be witty; it was an attempt to be nice and helpful.
I am apart of the contingency that caused there to be "Be nice" forum guideline in the first place.

Who the fuck are the Goldbergs?

And if they are doing stuff that warrants us reading and gossipping about them...then awesome! This is Fafa, after all.

Please post a link to the article so I can do some smack talk with everyone.

See I am nice.
Here ya go Mrtini
http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/636365/Design-Star-Purple-Reign

I chose the fafa link because that is the one in question. And I apparently do not know the definition of the word "publish". Just like wiley is confused on the term "automatically feeds from a subscribed blog without regards to content." and an attempt at a "helpful gesture".

So, let me get this straight (it is Saturday and I have been having a few drinks).

Wiley, you are upset because TVgasm wrote about some show that your friends are on. TVgasm called your friends some names you dont like. Fafa pulls RSS feeds from all these blogs and sites so it showed up on Fafa. You are now bitter towards Fafa? And since Moll was trying to be helpful, but you didnt like her answer, you are now bitter at her?

A few mrtini-isms.
If you go on tv, expect to be made fun of.
If you go on a reality show, expect it even more.
If you go on a reality show on HGTV, be happy people even watch.
If you go on a reality show on HGTV and people talk about you, you should be bouncing off the walls with enthusiasm that anyone even cares.

Shit, remember when Diva was on that one HGTV show.... we made fun of her... each time it aired. No blog covered it, so we had to :)

Hahhahhaha! Poor Diva...nobody wrote about her in any blogs. Luckily, everyone was snarkier on here than tvgasm would have ever been.

I can see her on Bridezilla, though. She would make the blogs then...

BTW, think she will be less Diva like now that she is married or will it only make her a bigger Diva?

Seriously wiley, are you going around posting on multiple sites about this atrocious crime committed against the Goldberg family?

I for one snickered at the Gilmore Girls reference. Sorry, I appreciate snarky reality tv references. Shoot me

Well, think about it this way, if Diva were on some type of wedding reality show, she probably wouldnt be complaining about "more wood".

Anyone that appears on TV, whether a game show, reality TV show or whatever is fair game for criticism.

People knowingly sign contracts to be on a TV show and sometimes they get the ramifications of others because of it.

If they didn't want their live's and secrets aired then don't go on TV and show the whole world how much of a jackass you are, because everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion.

I am pretty sure these "Goldberg's" watch TV and probably make negatory remarks regarding other couples on these same TV shows. They may not write it down for a mass audience but they have their opinions.

It's a double edged sword. What did they think would happen when they went on a TV show? Obviously the majority of people who watch TV take satisfactory in the exploits and sometimes hardships of others.

That is the sole basis of TV, especially reality TV...you see what other people have/are dealing with and you judge them on it.

Wow. That's it? That article was boring as fuck. And Scotty is right, you signed the contract. Deal with it. Just because people think they're fucktards for what they do on TV doesn't necessarily make them full on fucktards. Then again, most of them really are fucktards and that's why they are put on these shows in the first place. Not like anybody is gonna remember that shit tomorrow......

People that know them and their story...great.

People that don't know them...they are fair game for antyhing and everything that comes or is written their way...so suck it up.

As Nutters put it perfectly "Deal with it...not like anybody is gonna remember that shit tomorrow......"

You signed up for this.

Oh burn!

Whoa SCHNAPP!

That's what she said

zing

We're not here to make friends.

"Well, think about it this way, if Diva were on some type of wedding reality show, she probably wouldnt be complaining about "more wood"."

Sigh- 'tis true. Nobody talked about me. Hell- I want to be called a cougar and her cub, but I think I'm too young to be a cougar. Which makes my cub too young, well never mind, you get the point.

As someone who has filmed an HGTV show- Scotty is right, you sing a contract. Wiley- get over the Goldbergs. If they are crying about being talked about then they should have stayed out of the limelight for their 15 minutes of fame.

Seriously what does a girl have to do to get "published" on FAFA. Someone- quick- sign me up for My Antonio!

And by sing a contract, I meant that you are singing joyously for your time to shine on TV while SIGNING a contract.

Hmmmmm... just now getting to this post. This would explain the death threat on the Fafa voicemail this week.

I have it in audio-format, and its PURE GOLD. I'm debating posting it though, cause, well, it was a death threat after all.

The man in the message has a particular fondness for knowing what Mike and I have for breakfast and telling me to "vanish like a bad fart"

which... isn't a bad fart one that sticks around? Anyways, to be safe i tracked the number from Comcast, reported and replayed the message for the Somerville Police. Just sayin'

Man I'm sad I missed this. I think the real problem is that we're in the same town as the goldbergs and little known fact, not only do I read every post on fafa but I print them up and hang them around Somerville so everyone knows Fafa's business. I'm trying to make the Internet more regional that way.

I could be joking but I believe intentions are irrelevant.

Fafa death threat? How Fafatastic!

Oh, I so see a lifetime movie out of this. From another post we have JC playing Todd.

Hmmm, have to think of the other characters.

A FaFa death threat, huh? What a tool. You guys must be salivating. Hopefully one day you'll be able to share that shit! BTW, we haven't had TV in over a month. We moved and are having trouble getting a cable service to actually service us. Assholes. Anyway, I was at my neighbor's watching Survivor the other night and saw a clip from Glee. Never seen it, but one of the dudes looked like Todd. I mean, I thought it was Todd. Whoa schnapp....

Janeane Grafalo plays Mollwants2ThroatPunchTodd.

(hmmmm, need to listen to the tape, but her name might be a hint...)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just want to be "crackhead # 4" in the movie version. It worked for Halle, shyt

Ahhhh, Halle you are.

I just need a fix

A death threat is very extreme. Wow some people have serious problems.

I don't get why the guy is so mad at "Fafarazzi.com" Did anyone say anything about wiley? It's not like we're like "we hate you. you must have problems in your life."

The "husband of the wife" (meaning it should be the husband of the WOMAN) is mad at Fafa bc people that post on the internet decided to comment on a topic, and so he is mad at Fafa and not the people who posted the trash? Makes sense?

UMMM HELL YEAH I would like to be played by Janeane Grafalo... but her cira Reality Bites.

and oh yeah... booo death threat. yatta yatta....

Yea Piba, it figures the crazy biznatch did not bother to tell her husband that Fafarazzi didn't write the article, but he felt that threatening the messenger was worth it if it made his old lady STFU

Is it a given that Andy's role would be piven?

And yes, Moll, I was thinking of her circa Reality Bites and that Cats and Dogs movie...

Im thinking Katherine Heigl or Lisa Kudrow for Megan.

Tyra Banks for Diva

Fuck no, Heigl cannot play me.

Someone linked me to this, I found it moderately amusing. However, i couldn't get past the 3rd or 4th post.

If this is someone's biggest problem in life, I want to trade lives with them. Or then again, maybe I don't want to be clinically insane......

Simon Pegg as michael_ in the movie please. Can we reverse age him some how?

Would Piba be that annoying little kid that never goes away/ would be in every single scene of the movie one way or another?

I was thinking piba would be a CGI animal that might scamper in and provide a useless quip occasionally. Maybe a chipmunk...

Piba have you ever seen Better Off Dead?

Todd-no.

Michael_ - a lifetime movie with a CGI chipmunk?

Todd- another thing...

Are you saying it would be better off if I was dead?

No Peebz. You need to netflix it. These losers made me watch it too. It's pretty good and quite memorable tho; definitely a classic.
(Would Piba be the $2.00 kid?)

Oh, and BTW I call hot mess Tara Reid for myself.

sunny,, yup,, the 2 dollars kid! i actually thought he was describing that in his annoying little kid that never goes away/ would be in every single scene of the movie one way or another? post

i finally watched it recently, too, cause everyone was talking about it in that group. decent.

1999 tara reid or 2006 tara reid?

whichever year this Tara came from..

lets call it like... 2005ish. good choice.

hahahaha he IS annoying like the paperboy lmao I want my $2

Just for you Toni....

Nothing like the smell of crazy in the morning

I like how all you skanks have 1 pic of me. While I know Toni and Mrtini have a whole arsenal of Winehouse pics...

OMG ANDY I MADE ONE TOO!!!
OMG WE THINK ALIKE

HAHAHAHAHA Andy I SWEAR on MrToni I made that pic before I came here! That's some really freaky shit! I'm scared

hahahahaha,, that is too funny. google image search + one available pic of piba... ya get the same result.

i hope the voicemail dude is still reading this thread and what it has degraded into.

Don't worry Todd, he's looking in through the windows watching what you guys eat. Then he's sneaking his ass strategically thru the window to leave a bad fart. Just you wait.

I love what this thread has turned into...

Sunny, perfect choice. Tara Reid: the hot mess years.

I changed my mind get that guy with the mustache to play me in the movie please.

the more porn-y, the better right michael?

Toni, you lost the photoshop battle to Winehoouse here... My face is not permanently at a 50deg angle. Some rotation of that would've been nice.

Winehouse:1
Toni: 0

My pic actually sucks, but i did it in about 2 minutes with a poor source pic. However, it is head and shoulders better than Toni's, hers just flat out blows.

Why does quality matter when it comes to Piba? Or you for that matter Andy? I take pride in accomplishing the goal in the shortest time frame possible. Otherwise, it looks kinda stalkerish.

There IS no battle, young grasshopper. Simply old folks entertaining themselves with these artistic masterpieces

Piba, that would be the only photoshop battle whinehouse would win (if there was a battle).

Yet, again, I notice you have been on the whinehouse side. I am starting to get concerned. Either you are on the path to becoming as douchie as he is or you are his long lost son.

Andy to Piba: Douche, I am your father...

Piba: Noooooooooo....

Hahhahahha!
"...Search your feelings. You know it to be true..."

"come to the douchie side! It is strong within you"

Hmmm... Winehouse being my dad?
I always thought I was adopted.

Did you happen to take a spring break vacation in the late80s/early90s???

HAHAHAHAHAHA Andy knocked one off AND bought those fugly ass mandals on the same damn trip to Datonya Beach!

Mum always had a thing for fugly douchebags with mandals...


Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh! Can the lifetime movie include a re-uniting of a son and my long lost father?

As long as Judith Light and Sarah Chalke have cameos, sure

who is candace cameron going to play?

can Miley Cyrus be me?

Newt, I thought Natalie Portman would be you...but Miley would bring in all the teenie poppers.

Here is the list:

Todd= Justin Timberlake
Megan= Katherine Heigl (but she thows diva fit dring production and is replaced with Lisa Kudrow.
Mike= so many people begin in the role, (see above) but ends up being played by Adam Goldberg who plays it the same way as he did as the roommate of Chandler in Friends.
Moll= Janeane Garafalo
Toni= Halle Berry
Shanut= Miley Cyrus
Sunny= Tara Reid
Diva= Tyra Banks starts in the role but she Diva's out. Michelle Rodriquez takes over to try to rejuvinate her career.
Whinehouse= Piven
Piba annoying $2 kid

Need someone for Chris and ecb...

bold fail.

WTF, Heigl? So you think I'm a bitch? Deleting account.

Hhahahhahaha! I just wanted to rattle you a little. Its been awhile since anyone (crazy lady, forgot her name) has confronted you on anything.

Oh yeah, we forgot about a few of them:
Whatever crazy lady's name is: Anne Heche in her crazy years (oh wait, they are still happening.

A_Paige: as herself

Somehow I kinda figured Dakota Fanning could play a young Megan.

and I am happy someone recongized that Judith Light is in fact the boss.

Umm. Chris- Adrian Brody. DUH.

ecb= Amy Adams, especially if she randomly breaks into song like in Enchanted... I am known to do that from time to time