Who Would You Rather?

Bret Michael.

Fafa Todd

or

Ben Affleck

Ew! I guess Bret. Flavor is too rodent like.
Ok
Perez Hilton
or
Ozzy Osborn

I'll take Todd and Perez.

Britney spears

or

Michael Jackson

Brett

Ben (sorry Todd but I think you are shorter than me)

Perez

Britney




Elton John
or
Little Richard

I'd bone them all. At the same time.

Are we doing this right Thai? Do you have to list all of your choices from the previous pairs, or just the pair in the post above you?

I like rules.

Haha, Money!

I'll take Elton John


Matt Damon

or

George Clooney

oh, just pick one.

Elton John

Paris Hilton or LiLO

George Clooney

Gary Busey
or
Jeff Conway

Matt Damon and George Clooney at the same time, please.

Gary Busey

or

Jeff Conaway

(but if posts are made at the same time, then choose two and move on. Sound ok?)

Lilo definately. She knows what she's doing.

McKauley Culkin

or

Freddie Muniz

*I meant Frankie Muniz

ANNA, HOW IN THE FUCK DID WE PICK THAT AT THE SAME TIME???

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Sarah and Anna, you two are messed up! Sadly, I'd rather crazy Gary Busey.

And maybe McKauley Culkin.


Fafa Todd

or

Fafa Chris

I don't know that is kind of freaky.

Both Chris and Todd

FAFA CHRIS!!!!!!!!!

Adnan
or
Sam Lufti

I will cut yo bytches, Fafa Chris is MINE!!!!

Sam, unfortch.

Aaron Carter
OR
Jesse Metcalfe

Toni- we will fight.

Jesse.


President Bush
Or
Someone with a visible outbreak of oral Herpes.

Metcalfe



Julia Roberts
or
Robin Williams

Damn Moll.

Bush. Julia Roberts.

Ryan Seacrest

or

Simon Cowell

Sorry Steph!

Simon Cowell

Heigel
or
Pompeo?

Ew Molldoll! Bush, I'll mention WMD and be off the hook!
On the politics tip:
McCain or Obama

Heigel. Pompeo is ugly and her character needs an ass-whoopin'

Obama, no questions.

Hillary Clinton

or

Ann Coulter

Dude, I am about ready to bust out with Screw, Marry, Kill...

Obama.

Prince
or
Michael Jackson.

Hillary. Bitch seems freaky.

Prince Harry
or
Prince William

Harry.

Price Harry NOW

vs.

Price William 5 YEARS AGO

I know this is late, but I'd take herpes over BUSH ANYDAY.

Prince William tyvm.

Oprah or Gale?

Oohh, Prince William.

Elton John
or
Lil Richard

Gayle. You know she has more experience EP.

Lil Richard?? At least he would enjoy it?

Chey (Chelsea Handler's PA)

vs.

Steve O

Elton, cuz after he was done he woudl bless me with diamonds and couture clothes.

Lil Wayne
or
Lil Bow Wow (now just bow wow lmao)

lmao omg steph, CHEY and I will skip a turn lmao

LMAO IT'S BUENO

LOL

Bow Wow he's 18 now lol

Chris Brown
or
Omarion

I don't Moll Hillary ain't that freaky if her man gotta keep roamin'. Her ass needs some leather and knee pads!

And totally Elton John. I want to be the only high pitched screamer in the room.

Bow Wow totally!

omg chris brown for the love of GAWD I'D LEAVE DH FOR HIS ASS IN 2 SECONDS

Lmao- Vero you are hilarious today!

I dont do under-aged men.
So I will have to default to Omarion.

Marc Anthony
or
The real Skeletor.

Chris Brown is 18 hun! lol

Chris Brown

WeeMan
or
Andre the giant

I would go with Omarion so he could make me say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO!!! yeah he could get it!!

Thanks Moll. To hell with teaching today!

WTF Money? Isn't Andre the Giant dead?

Marc Anthony and Omarion and I'll just man the video camera

Andre is deceased. Anybody want a peanut?

Nicky Hilton

or

Alli Sims

Alli
Mahatma Ghandi or Abe Lincoln?

Uh, oh, we just tread into the under age territory. My 5 year old is Chris Browns "Girlfriend" according to her. LOL. I can't think of these boys like that, although if I was about 10 years younger, I'd give it to bow bow every day and twice on Sundays. hahahahahahhahah. He was just in a big fashion spread and was looking manly as ever.

Here's one for you all:

Rosie O'Donell

or

Whoppi Goldberg

Oh, and Steph, I'd totally pick Nicky Hilton. Her going 'gay' would be in all the headlines, so I'd be doing it for the Fafa points.

Oh, and sign me up for Abe Linclon. You know what they say about them tall guys.

Bea Arthur

or

The Meatballs lady from the Wedding Singer.

Sarah, you are twisted!

You guys are cracking me up!

Reluctantly, I'll take Whoopi and Bea Arthur. Then repent.

Jennevecia

or

Tanisha

Jenneveica. I don't need someone screaming Pop Off Son the whole time

Posh Spice
or
Scary Spice

damn I don't watch Bad Girls I feel so alienated

Posh

Diane Keaton
or
Suzanne Sommers

I'm gonna go with Tanisha JUST because I'd trick her into thinking we were going to make sweet, sweet love then I'd bash the bitch in the face with a table lamp.

Totally Scary Spice - I'd be too afraid of being stabbed with one of Posh's hipbones.

David Beckham

or

Javier Bardem

Suzanne Summers back when she was Chrissy.

Tom Selleck

or

Burt Reynolds

(I can't believe anyone didn't do that one yet)

Selleck

Regis
or
Dr. Phil
(for you Dina)

Wait! It's the same person, Anna!

I'll go with Dr. Regis PHILbin.

LMFAO

Scott Baio (fafa)
or
Scott Baio (46 and ...)

Tom Selleck
Regis
and Scott Baio (46)

Trump or Piers

Piers - I love the accent.

Oh, and I'm gonn have to go wqith Scott Fafa Baio. He WAS a fafa head, you know.

Trump. Maybe I can run my fingers through his hair and make that shit look better.


Ben Affleck
or
Matt Damon

Who would you like to be fucking?

That's what I am screaming Oh No. He is really famous not like that oher one.

Oooohhh good one Anna...I have to go with Matt

Call me Jimmy Kimmel, because I'm fucking Ben Affleck.

Tito Ortiz

or

lennon lewis

(remember - tito might have the Herp after being with Jenna even though he's hotter than lennox)

Oh, yeah. The second I saw Fafa Scott Baio as the new Fafa-head I had an insta-crush. hahhahahahah

Two new turn-ons I never knew about until recently:

Men doing housework

Men being a fafahead.

hahahahhahahahahhahah

Toni, where are you at to back me up on the housework?????

Tito TWICE! I don't care if he's dirty he's fine! Give me him, some candels, and Valtrex

LMFAO! Good one, Galiza. I'm glad you added in the Valtrex for good measure.

Jordan Knight

or

Donnie Wahlberg

I'll answer for Toni and myself. DONNIE!!!!

Alyssa Milano

or

Jennie Garth

Jordan

I am with you OhNO choreplay, as I think we were calling it, and fafaheads definitely do it for me.

Jennavecia
or
Cordelia

Alyssa Milano

Jennie Garth

Jennavecia

Let's go with an oldie but a goodie.

MC Hammer

or

Vanilla Ice

Hhahahahhaha, Vanilla Ice is hot NOW but he's a dick, so I think I'm gonna have to let Hammer Hurt 'Em.

I dont' know they are both broke so I guess since Ice is an ass I am going with Hammer.

Daisy (Rock Of Love 2)
or
Inna (Rock Of Love 2)

I don't know Ice is pretty hot! But Hammer was a preacher and that's a little wierd to get freaky with someone who should save my soul not pleasure my body!

Damn that's a hard one Anna: I hate the way Daisy talks, but I'm a little scarred of Inna. I'll have to go with Inna after a few drinks so if she wants to kick my ass afterwards I can duck

LMAO!

We can also go with
Lacey (Rock Of Love 1)
or
Katherine the grandma (Rock Of Love 2)

Daisy. She's hot.

Chyna

or

Brigette Nielsen

Daisy

Heidi Fleiss or Denise Richards?

Oh, shit. Speaking of preachers, here's a GREAT story for you all. So my girl calls me and says that it's her boy Jamar's B-day and we all need to go to this little out of the way club where he's celebrating. Well, we get there and Jamar is getting BUCK WILD. Has has his shirt off and has some girl bent over dancing with her and her skirt is up to her cooch. Well, we're all laughing thinking, "Oh, well, it's his b-day so let him do his thing". Two weeks later I go to donate blood at a little church and who signs me in, but REVEREND JAMAR!!! I almost peed my pants. I so wanted to ask him about the b-day but couldn't bring myself to embarass him in his place of worship. LMFAO

OHHH I don't know they both scare the shit out of me. Chyna because I am afraid Brigette had sex with Flav

Daisy, Katherine, Brigette, and Denise. LOL

Denise Richards.
That is hilarious OHNO. I so would have busted him out.
K-FED
or
Adnan

Katherine the grandma...she likes ridin'

Heidi Fleiss (I'll bring my Valtrex from Tito's house)

Chyna (again I may need the Valtrex)

K-Fed twice!

Gary Coleman
or
OJ

Definitley K-Fed. This is embarassing, but I used to have a HUGE crush on him.

David Beckham

or

Javier Bardem

(No one answered that one earlier)

Damn, Steph, both Gary and OJ like to whomp on white girls. I guess I'll go with Gary - at least he doesn't kill 'em.

K-Fed

or

Chris Judd

(Battle of the dancers)

Gary Coleman (he is the right height)
Beckham

Chris Judd at least he took his alimony and went away

K-Fed the good dad persona is hot!

JLo or Jennifer garner

K Fed wins again over Judd. I bet K-Fed is an ass smacker.

Prince von Asshole (from TMZ, married to Gabor)
or
Jack Nicholsen

JLO garnet makes me vomit when I look at her
Marc Anthony
or
Puffy

Definitely Garner.

Chance

or

Real

jack Nicholsen. He has plenty of experience although I made need to borrow that Valtrax Galiza

Still K-Fed. Chris Judd is gay

Jack Nicholson (still sexy), Diddy (IF he kept his glasses on so I didn't see those little beady eyes) and I'll pass on Chance and Real and take Tailor Made instead. I might need to borrow your Valtrex for that one!

J Lo. Sean Combs. To answer my own question, I'd rather refrain than choose between Prince Von Ass or Nicholsen.

Jlo...shyt

50 Cent or Kanye

At least Tailor Made would be able to buy you some expensive lingerie. Chance and Real make me want to vomit. What brothers make out with the same girl.

New York
or
Lacey

50 Cent at least I know he can take a bullet because Kanye is a BITCH!!!!! Whiny ass cunt bag

I got you Anna.
Real, I like a guy whose hair is longer than mine.

On the cartoon child-molesting tip:
Bart or Cartman

Kanye is cuter than 50. 50 looks like he's been shot in the face

Fiddy all day every day now that the mofo got his teeth fixed.

New York - she's secretly a man so at least I'd get the dick.

And finally, Chance because I'd steal his chain and other gaudy jewelry and hawk that shit. I can't date a guy with hair that's nicer than mine so that leaves Real out of the equation.

I am gonna have to skip the animated children.

Damn New York and Lacey are both annoying hoes. I'd have to slap both them b*tches first.

Tara Reid
or
Britney

tara

Ryan Seacrest or Simon

Simon
I make it through to Hollywood

*I'll* sorry I am talking to students and trying to type

Britney, I'd get her pregnant and take her for her money.

Simon all day. He's sexy. I have a think for British Accents.

Hugh Grant

or

Colin Firth

Tara Reid or Britney? It's a toss up: Tara would be too drunk to do anything but slobber all over, and Brit would be so wasted on pills, she'd be slobbering all over AND speaking in a British accent. I'm not into to effing unconsious girls. Pass.

Me too. I'm trying to keep my nosey rosies away from my computer

Hugh Grant he's a hottie

Jack Black or Ant

I don't know OhNo. Dare I say Colin

I'm going with Hugh Grant and Ant. Even though he's gay, I am currently in the market for a new gay boyfriend, so he would fit the bill.

I think Ant is pretty hot for an openly gay Celebrity Fit club host!

Let's do one for the scientologists.
Tom Cruise
or
John Travolta

Travolta! He's hot and has his own plane. Holla!

Mile high club?

Me and Travolta...Hell yeah!

Pam Anderson
or
Katie Price

I don't know who Katie Price is, but I'm going to say her just because I really hate Pam and her canyon-sized cooch.

Google Katie Price she is a big boobed skank too

Katie Price=Jordan. She's from the UK.

Just looked her up and honestly regret I did. She was so slutty that I had to keep trying different links because all of the top sites were blocked as "adult content"

Now you know

Jermaine Dupri
or
A hobbit

Hobbit

Fafa Scott-with his dog
or
Fafa Scott- without his shirtsleeves.

W/o shirt sleeves HOT!

The Dina
or
Dina Lohan

Hobbit...

LMAO.

Both are HAGS!

Dina!

I meant The Dina..sorry

I would do me. I am pretty effing hot yo.

Superman or Spiderman

Dina Lohan and Lindsey in a menage a trois.

Denise Richards or Typhoid mary?

I agree Moll

Oh my God. I missed alot when I actually teach. Anyhoot. There is so many on this list I would totally do. And some of them, hee hee... even at the same time!

I know!

Todd with the headband
or
Todd all dressed up for fafacon

But you all know how I work it. Mrs. HoHan ain't got shit on this.

All dressed up. I'll even hit that sober.

Fafa Chris.


Oh wait, that wasnt a choice.
My bad.

true diva who likes bones and freckles?

I'd hit that sober too. I think I was referring to them at the same time.

What are you talking about Vero?

I can't vote on this one because I wasn't at fafacon... *tear*

LiLo's mom

Cap K-Hilarious. Denise Richards, it isn't confirmed that she is a carrier. I'd take a chance.

what is that poster in the background of your pic Vanessa? I've been trying to read that thing all day!

Whose Typhoid Mary?

Mr. Ed
or
Tori Spelling

Nevermind. I just got it. You can take my word for it Vero. You know I usually choose the men with the Virgin Mary's on their back, but those two would make the list. If only they liked their pants ironed...

Mr. Ed

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hilarious!

Diva, you gotta offer some choices!

Mr. Ed

Clark Kent
Or
Superman

Typhoid Mary is a women from Ireland who was a carrier of Typhoid but never got sick herself. She brought the disease to NYC and basically spread it around by working with food in all different households. They tracked the Typhoid outbreak down to her specifically. She spent most of her adult life exiled in a mental institution 'cuz they didn't know what to do with her.

Aiight Aiight.
That one guy from the Valtrex commercials who is like golfing and not on an outbreak...
Or,
OJ Simpson

Clark Kenat at least he has a job. Superman is running aroun in fucking tights helping people and what the fuck is he getting out of that shit.

Wonderwoman
or
SheRa

Oh Clark Kent!!! I have a thing for nerdy guys...

Clark Kent or Henry from Ugly Betty

Diva... screw mary kill.
Start it yo.
Who the eff would eff Mr. Ed? That's a horse.
This is Fafa not some type of Tijuana freak show involving animals and cholas who get freaky with em!

Damn those Irish women.

Thanks Steph

My option was Tori Spelling. That's even worse.

OMG Jack Nicholson is still sexy?!??!?! He's like the fucking Crypt Keeper

Yeah I didn't want to answer the Mr. Ed thing either that was a little wierd

I let that one pass but I agree Toni--not so much sexy as totally creepy.

All right...

Screw Marry Kill...

FafaTodd (in a suit)
CKeller (no hat)
Scott (sleeveless)

GO!

Jon Bon Jovi
or
Richie Sambora

Fucking liars!

Diva you need to start a new thread with that shit.

Bon Jovi

Now him or Bono?

New post?
Dang, Diva went all nice on us:

Todd-Screw
Ckeller- Marry- more opportunity to hit that.
Scott- Sorry dude, KILL>

Denise Richards is rumored to have been in the employ of Heidi Fleiss, and so may be a 'carrier.'

JBJ, I don't like selfless peeps like Bono.

One would imagine Heidi Fleiss is all used up.

How could you not wanna do Bono? Dude is hot!!!!!!!

Antiono Sabato Jr.
or
Wentworth Miller

Thanks for the break down Moll. I'm a little slow and wasn't catching on.

Flavor Flav
or
A homeless man

Bon Jovi.
Which std would you rather have:
crabs or chlamydia?

Seriously Moll, you are deluded, First Jack Nicolsen is still sexy and now BONO?!! Give me a break!

Wentworth, but no talking.

Dr. Will Kirby
or
Dr. Rey

Both Antonio and Wentworth

I never said Jack Nicolsen. Gross. The thought of hitting that makes me drier than the Sahara.

Antonio! Hello Dish!
And I agree Steph, Bono is too much into others. It's all about me MoFo

LMAOOOOOOO Homeless man & chlamydia.

LMAO Moll!

If he can help feed African children and save the world, you dont think he would be putting in a little extra effort in the bedroom?
C'mon now.

damn I gotta homeless. You can give him a bath but you can't hide FUGLY

Sorry Moll, Sarah G is the one who thinks Jack-O is still sexy.

I am still waiting for Diva's response to earlier post Regis or Dr. Phil

Rachel Zoe
or
Anna Wintour

True Moll but then he wouldn't buy me things and make my chubby ass feel guilty at BK because there are people starving. I like men with little concious

Dr. Will would rather make love to a mirror.
Bono would rather wear sunglasses and do tantric yoga with Sting.

Regis. Dr. phil may try to overanalyze sexual positions.

From I love New YorK:

Chance

or

Real

WAIT a hot second. Jack Nicholson probably knows what the hell he's doing. Well, I also think David Letterman is hot, too, so maybe I just have different tastes than y'all.

So, you're telling me that there are no old guys that you find sexy????

CKeller (no hat)
Richie Sambora
A homeless man
Wentworth
Dr. Rey

Dude, asked and answered.

ahhahah @ Steph!

omg MexiRicanDINA® u are killing me!!!

I love me some Chance, but Imma say Real so I can get his hair secrets LMAO

On Jack- I know, and the world knows, he knows what he's doing. Unfort closing my eyes will not erase the feeling of that soft, subtle senior citizen skin

We already did the Chance/Real one. You're S-L-O-W Dina!

Older dude that is attractive:
Guy that played Gabbys mayor husband on Des. Housewives.

No, some old guys are hot. Just not Jack. Sean Connery??! Yes.

Gross Toni.
Old balls and loose skin.
Old man ass.
*vomit*

Get Real.
Rachel Ray or Julia Child?

Sean and Eva's mayor hubby on DH- HOT. Jack, just too damn old

What OhNo? I scrolled through some parts, so I must've missed it! Damn my bad, I started s ScrewMarryKill game too!

Ya'll bitches need to not just answer but contribute.

Rachel only 'cuz she is younger.

Hillary Clinton
or
Martha Stewart

Ohh, Anna just turned her bitchy up...

Rachael Ray! That annoying b*tch is hot

Yourself-in a room full of people
or
Jenna Jameson

If we're going to go all Food Network, here's one:

Bobby Flay or Anthony Bourdrain?

Hillary
Just for you Anna:
Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing or RoadHouse?

Steph, LMFAO!!!!!!!

Jenna - only with a Valtrex chaser.

Flay, he's a hot piece of ass.

Rachael Ray



Eva Mendes
Or
Eva Longoria

(I'm trying to prove a point to Vero, BTW)

DIRTY DANCING ALL DAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mendes. Longoria is effing annoying.

I'd rather do myself than Jenna. Christ almighty Valtrex cant cure skanky.

mendes over longoria anyday

Dirty Dancing Moll. And my bitchy is always turned up. I thought you knew.

Tim Gunn
or
Michael Kors

Damn it I still think Longoria is prettier than Mendes. Longoria BABY

Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria is gonna be endorsing depends in her old age as she will be incontenant whenever she laughs.

Clinton or Bush?

LMAO- Look at that Vero- told ya!

Clinton!

McCain or Guiliani

Damn it! I stand alone.

Guiliani

I hate being wrong this sucks. Does no one out there back me on Longoria???? Mendes' mole is a little scary I heard it bites

Kirk Cameron circa Growing Pains
or
Scott Baio circa Charles in Charge

Kirk 100% throw in a little Leo DiCaprio and it's just like Christmas!

Kirk Cameron and Eva Menendez all the way.

I think Giuliani is hot for an old guy. I'd do him. Bloomberg ain't half bad, either.

I don't know about Bloomberg, gotta go with Mayor Daley or that hot Latino mayor of LA. What's his long ass name Villasomethingorother

Kirk cameron

giuliani over bloomberg anyday

Oh, yeah, he IS hot. I forgot about him. He reminds me of my kid's father, only he was Columbian and Italian, so not the same mix, but they do resemble each other a teeny bit.

Tim Gunn, Kirk, Clinton, Eva Mendes, Giuliani

Heidi
or
Spencer

Damn Mendes...

kill times 2.
She's a skank and He's a douchebag

Halle Berry
J. Lo
Brit

Jen u are posting on the wrong thread

LMAO @ JEN!

Oh, fuck me. I guess Heidi. No, wait. Oh, just shoot me in the face. Why did you have to do that to us, Anna? That was HORRIBLE!!!!

Oh, and to specify - I said the thing about Molly's dad and meant to say GRANDFATHER. Especially after admitting my love of older men, I figured I needed to clarify that shit.

Too many going at once my bad

Spencer, I guess.

Say it ain't so Steph

damnnnnnnnnnnn steph!

What??!! He's pretty if he dosent't talk.

Oh, man, Steph. Quick - take it back while you still can!

Pretty annoying

Just tape his mouth shut

I'd rather do the dumb bitch at least you know she is easy to brainwash

Jessica "I am not latina" Alba
or
Eva Longoria

Alba

Eva BABY!!! Thanks for that one Anna

I got your back Vero. Stupid Alba

Alba all the way...

Ryan Reynolds or Rex Simon

ryan reynolds

Ryan

Joan Rivers
or
Star Jones

Ryan Reynolds. HOT!

The skinny Star jones I guess.
Rivers has had too many face lifts

The Skinny Star
or
Fat Star

I say skinny not fat

Tanisha
or
Neveen

Ew. Suicide

don't know them

Sanjaya
or
Carrot Top

tough choice. Carrot top.

Sanjaya.
Who knows what Carrot Top would pull out of his trunk. I dont like to be surprised like that!

Bugs Bunny Dressed Up as a Girl Bunny or BritBrit.

OH nastay! I'll take the cartoon character over BritBrit.

Of the Foo Fighters:

Dave Grohl

or

Taylor Hawkins

I don't know who they are.
How about ghetto mofos?
Lil Wayne
or
Master P

I am gonna go with I'd ho it for both.. but if I had to choose...
Dave Grohl.

And Ewwww to Anna's.
So, I will just repeat them.
Lil Wayne
or
Master P *uh, nah nah nah nah*

I'll take Master P after seeing him on that celebrity rap star.

Gene Simmons

or

Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee is dirty hot.
********
Jon Stewart
or
Adrian Grenier

Rumor has it Adrian is as dumb as a box of rocks... therefore, I will happy smooch with Jon Stewart.

Perez Hilton

or

Michael K

Jon Stewart is a flipping hottie. *swoon*
I'll let someone else answer

Here is yours again:
Perez Hilton
or
Michael K

Michael K


(I haven't kept up with the thread so I am sorry if I repeat.)


Beaker from the Muppets

OR

Gonzo

Michael K, Beaker, because that was my nickname when I was growing up.

and you need to give a choice...........

Tommy Lee, Adrian Grenier,Michael K, Gonzo
Sarah Jessica Parker
or
Cynthia Nixon
(Clearly I am watching sex in the city)

SJP

Elmo

Or

Barney


(Can you tell I have a 3 year old)?

Elmo!!!!!

Snuffleupagus (lmao sp)
OR
Big Bird

Elmo, I guess.

Jennifer Aniston
or
Courtney Cox

Big Bird, Aniston


Shaq

or

Michael Jordan

Jordan, He is like a fucking God here in Chicago.

Tony Romo
or
Tom Brady

MJ, Shaq would kill me HAHAHAHA (how does his little wife do it?)

JUST DO IT!

Neither, Brady's dumb and Romo's hit jessica simpson....either way it's a loss!

True dat Toni. But I am going to have to go with TOny Romo is a homo so I guess Tom it is.
BTW you are suppose to contribute a new option Toni.

I know, I'm scouring my leagues for that wackjob LMAO


Rick Salomon
OR
Perez HIlton

Here's a special one for Miss Thai that I thougth of last night as I was going to sleep:

Jeremy Piven
OR
Michael Jackson

Teeheeeheeee.

OMG Can I sleep with Bubbles instead?

LOL. I knew you guys would like that one. I wish I had Thai's cell #. She totally woulda got a great text last night around 11PM. ahhahahahahahhaha What a thing to think about right as you're drifting off to sleep.

I thought of a few others:

McDreamy
OR
McSteamy

Taye Diggs
OR
Idris Elba

Matthew McCaunaghey
OR
Matthew Broderick

Perez,Piven,McSteamy, Taye Diggs,McCaunaghey
Johnny Depp
or
Brad Pitt

McSteamy
Taye
Broderick
Pitt

If anyone used to watch the Sopranos or SATC, here are a few:

Tony Soprano
OR
Paulie Walnuts (hahhahaha)

Smith Jarrod
OR
Big

Tony $$$, Smith Jarrod

Totally Tony Soprano! If I am going to have to sleep with the one of the Mobsters- it might as well be the one with all the power!


Jared Leto

or

Jake Gyllenhall

Jake

Bush or Cheney

Jake Gyllenhall all the way.

Anna, I officially hate you for throwing out the Bush and Cheney card.

Sorry had to do it

I choose... SUICIDE!

Ew.

I choose Cheney. He is more likely to die during the act and I would get a lot of hush money.


Warriorcat

Or Viorka

Virorika. At least that cunt only comes out once in awhile. WarriorCat likes to steal personalities!



Michael Jackson

or

John Wayne Gasey

MJ with a bag over his head.

Gary Busey

or

Nick Nolte

Nick Nolte.

Paris Hilton

or

used condom

MJ
Nick Nolte
EWWWW Used Condom

Dina Lohan
or
Lynne Spears

Dina Lohan.

K-Fed

or

Ronold McDonald

K-Fed!!!!!

Zac Efron
or
Vanessa Hudgens

Oh no... Piven or Jackson? Dear God, I will never be able to have sex again after contemplating that.

Thai! Finally you got to see it. hahahahhaha. I'm serious - I almost got out of bed and logged on to ask you that last night. hahahhahah

Haha, believe me, you made me laugh super hard reading that. I suddenly heard his voice in my head, "Nice. That's just great." And instead of it being from pain, I heard it in pleasure... then I promptly ran to the toilet and threw up.

ANYWAY....

I'll put your question back out there:

Zac Efron
or
Vanessa Hudgens

You wouldnt get down and dirty with the hairy mr. pivs?

I have been wracking my brain trying to think of one circumstance where I would touch his naughty parts, and I can't think of a single one!

Zac Efron.

P. Diddy
(or whatever his name is this week)

or

Snoop Dog

Thank you A List for saving me! Geez, that was feeling awkward! Haha.

That's a good one. I think I like Snoop just a wee bit more.

Obama
or
Bill Clinton

Drat. I believe my poor thread finally fell off the Fafa radar.

Goodbye little thread that could.