Shakira Thinks Two Heads Are Better Than One

how the f*ck am I supposed to read that?

translator?

atleast I'm not the only one. Where's diva? I think she could translate.

someone needs to, what about cpak, can you give us the short version?

I just emailed Diva.

According to Babelfish.com


"By these days much comments on the existence of an recorded private video in a yacht, which would involve Alexander Sanz, to Shakira and to Antonito Of the Rúa but that material it is into the hands of the office of the public prosecutor... Is a complicated subject that it is related to Carlos González and his woman Sylvia Alzate, the ex- employees of Sanz who were accused to try to extort the singer...", detailed Javier Ceriani, the Argentine presenter who prevails in Miami with his radial program called Zone Zero. He is possible to remember that González and Alzate were not only accused to try to extort the singer but also to rob the yacht, a jet ski and a computer whereas the pair assured that they did not rob and that on the contrary they were threatened by Alexander. In addition they would have indicated that the Spanish made them work more of the allowed thing by the North American laws, something that would be considered like slavery. In agreement with the office of the public prosecutor, if some of the gathered contents occurred to know, they could seriously threaten the deprived life of the talented musician. In exclusive dialogue with Infobae.com, Ceriani explayó on several Latin stars, among them the Mexican singer Christian Castro, on who it assured: "In notes that gave, said to many lies and incoherences us... And the bad one vibrates that it causes to Valeria Liberman nonaid for anything, the note a very cold woman and she is not beloved, his image saw very harmed since it was said that it left with a little attractive industralist, a man very near the multimillionaire Donald Trump... ". "the pathetic fights and that has lain as much, caused that the word of Christian did not have more value for us... More than to see it like a golpeador man, we can see it like whom does not know what wants... Also he is showy that, for as much time, Verónica Castro has not been having a man alongside... Also it is known that the Mexicans eat many tortillas in the breakfast No... ", it loosen with picardía Ceriani. With respect to the artist boricua Ricky Martin, Javier indicated: "Ricky lost much force... Its incoherence to live the crazy life and to adopt a boy in Indonesia is not understood... I always reproach to him that it does not adopt a Puerto Rican boy, Are so many small ones there that they need a father... I do not see sincere, does not show it its true one to be. It is always putting and it causes boredom to me... ". When speaking on his personal history, Javier expressed: "I was myself of () Argentina eight years ago... I worked with Antonio Gasalla in television and in theater I made Tetanic with Nito Artaza. It was a time at which I felt the necessity to grow... With Omar Romay the idea is happened to us to make a version of the Spanish program Chronic Martians and arises the thing nostra, a cycle with much unfolding of content and a provoking style. My paper was the one of a hard journalist there, who was not scared to him to anything... Many famous ones began to get angry because it criticized them very many... They were years of an incredible success... ". But the life of Ceriani is not only glamour and farándula since also it has become jumbled intensely in a complex subject social carried out by a group of Cuban stopped in Mexico that was crossing a little while terrible. "I asked mercy to Him the Mexican government and decided to release them. Soon I took them to Miami with the help of Emilio Estefan, who paid the flights to us... ", affirmed. Besides to lead from Miami Zone Zero, Ceriani has many projects for this 2008. "we are trying to open a market of Argentine theater in Miami. I am helping Javier Faroni, who is a good friend. I also am going to make theater, I have desire of a unipersonal one, a Argentinean-Cuban magazine... Also I am preparing international a televising show so that it is seen in all America... It is going to be the great show of America ", it concluded excited.

A simpler translation: One of Shakira's employees made a video of her having a menage a trois with the 2 guys in the picture. The employee tried to blackmail her and the prosecutor has the tape now.

Well that article rambled on about more stuff. The only thing about Shakira is that a tape was made on a yacht in which her, and two famous male singers were "involved."
Two former employees of Alejandro Sanz (a singer) were trying to extort money, and said that they were being treated like slaves.

The story came out on April Fools day and is said to be a joke.

When I read Alejandro Sanz, I immediately thought Horatio Sanz, and died a little on the inside at the thought of him in a sex tape.

Thanks Diva. I knew you could help