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Rachel Ray's Boobs

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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Todd    
    My buddy's company gave him tickets to this auction event in NYC last night; petra nemcova, stanely tucci, gwenyth paltrow, mario batali, rachel ray and others were there. His top anecdote from the evening:

    oh yeah, i forgot another funny moment. i'm standing in the hallway with my boy drinking my beam and ginger and rachel ray is coming towards me. she's got this dress on that gives a side-boob view. i basically stare right at her chest. she notices and covers up her cleavage with both her hands.

    both hands! too funny
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by TheMole
    She posed in a French Maid outfit in FHM magazine. She should not be not so shy hehe.
    http://www.rachaelraypictures.com/rachael_ray_pictures/FHM/index.htm
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by TheMONEYsavedByGeico
    slut.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by megan    
    It's like her head was superimposed on someone elses body in this one
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by whenshebegins
    I saw the pics. ewwww. She has the most awkward womans body ever.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by HeidiFleiss
    So tacky. Go away ray-ray.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    I'd like to drown her in a vat of EVOO.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by TheMONEYsavedByGeico
    She seriously annoys the piss outta me!
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    Um, yeah.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Jen1
    CapK, you always seem to find the dirty pics.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by ali_bonacci
    I liked Rachel when she first came on TV, but now I think she is a stuck up cunt, sorry to those who like her and her EVOO bullshit
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by TheMONEYsavedByGeico
    i like your use of the word "cunt".
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by ali_bonacci
    That's the way I described dried up heffers
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by TheMONEYsavedByGeico
    Yeah. Me too. It's one of my favorite words.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by whenshebegins
    molls, drowning in EVOO made me LOL
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by HeidiFleiss
    Ray ray drowning in a vat of EVOO = yumm-O!
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by megan    
    Is this the boob shot he was referring too, Todd?
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by TheMole
    Here they are from the side:
    http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-08-rachel-ray-boobies-caption
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Okay, I am a huge fan of Rachael Ray. And although her boobs do NOT look good in these pics, I must admit you all have been sipping on that hater-ade.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by megan    
    Rachael Ray has to be one of the most annoying tv personalities behind Howie Mandel
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Jen1
    her voice annoys me
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Gosh, what a bunch of Negative Nancy's.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by zknows    
    I didn't think she had boobs.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    I have no fucking clue who Rachael Ray is but damn that turkey looks good.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Thai    
    That dress is so wrong for her wonk boobs... she desperately needs a bra.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Crackface_McGee
    Hooray for RaRa's Tatas.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by FaFaNazi
    I have always said that Ra-Ray's boobs remind me of a pre-pubescent girls lil' nubbins' ...like that "pre-boob" that grows before the real boobage comes in....and yes, being a nurse...I AM using technical terms...."boobage" "nubbins"....
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Crackface_McGee
    I thought "milkbags" was the medical term
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by FaFaNazi
    those are the proggo ones....Grande Milkbags! Sounds like a Starbucks drink.
    "...Can i have an Iced Grande Milkbag with a double shot?"
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by FaFaNazi
    *preggo
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by HeidiFleiss
    She does not know how to dress to flatter her figure. She needs a damn recipe for that!
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Don't these people have stylists? PS- Thank you FAFANazi, for all of that correct terminology.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by FaFaNazi
    No prob, Diva....I'm here for ya.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    I'm going to go ask my mom if her nuggins turned into milkbags AFTER her last child (me) or if they were always Grande Milkbags.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    What about my personal favorite...FUNBAGS!!!
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by FaFaNazi
    Oh Andy...go drink a champagne coolie and watch a Lifetime movie...you girlie man.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    Diva why are people hating on our girl Rachel? I admit she can be a bit much sometimes, but I love her. I am so a 30 minute meal girl. She is a priority on my tivo.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    I'm busy right now nazi, i'm eating bon-bons and watching Oprah.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    That's hot Andy. Do you need a wine cooler with that?
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    Oh, I didnt say I wouldnt let you cook me that heffa's meals; I could just do without her. She irks the hell out of me.
    She needs to stick to the written word.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    DH feels the same way. He will only sit wtih me while I watch it if it is on mute.
    I like to cook and ask DH if it is yummo or if he wants some evoo on his bread. I think you are all jealous of her greatness.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    I sometimes want to hit her with her garbage bowl.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    It's the gb; get it right.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    EVOO??? gb??? DH??? Where the fuck am I???? Is there a manual that comes with fafa that I never got???
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    you were too busy watching girlicious; you forgot to read that shit.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    Andy, you should have got one, it comes with your state issued vagina when you turn over your man card.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    According to online laguage and urban dictionary DH is dear husband but I prefer to think of it as dumb husband.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    The rest is Rachel Ray speak:
    GB=garbage bowl-a bowl you leave on the counter while cooking to throw garbage in until you are done cooking.
    EVOO=Extra virgin olive oil
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    Ummm, moll...if I had a vagina i wouldn't leave the house or even be posting on fafa. I'd be pretty damn busy ALL the time.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    lmao andy
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    LMAO.
    Andy, I was just playing with ya. You crack me up!
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Dude, I am saying. People just WISH they could've came up with EVOO and then brand that shit! What? The girl is rich, that's all that matters.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    I mean, really Andy, is anyone sitting here talking about your funbags? Exactly. Stop hating.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    Andy is stting there dreaming about having his own funbags and vagina.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    eh, diva?

    I don't have funbags and who am I hating?

    Slowly back away from the pipe please.....
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    Anna is right on. If i could somehow put my head on Jessica Simpson's body I would be in heaven..........

    A boy has to have a dream you know.....
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    LMAO. Sorry, the stop hating was directed to everyone hating on my girl Ra-Ray.

    I knew you didn't have funbags. I was just proving a point. We aren't famous/wealthy enough for someone to talk shit about us.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    The pipe has already been put down, playa.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Thai    
    Woah, limiting yourself to Jessica Simpson? Why not go all out and go with someone really over the top... like say, Pamela?

    Unless you've already seen her videos and decided that you've been there, done that?
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    My first thought was Pamela, but I think she may have, or is very close to, jumping the shark. And that hep-c thing kinda weirds me out. Call me a freak if you will but I like my kidneys.....or is it the liver????
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    Diva, yet another vote for breasts over ass.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Um, Andy wants to BE Jessica Simpson. So, he really doesn't count. (Sorry Andy, putting down the pipe for real.)
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    Yeah I would stay away from the herp Andy. I can lend you some boobs if you want. I have been offering to deflate my and give to the needy for some time.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    And I don't hate Ra-Ray, I don't even know who she is. But when I saw that pic of her with the turkey (link above) what popped in my head was Scott Baio's body with Alyssa Milano's head on it. I can't explain it, that's just they way my mind works....
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    That is kind of random Andy. Alyssa Milano and Scott Baio? HMMM I just don't get where your mind goes.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    Look at it...I'm telling you. Picture Scott Baio with that outfit on and you'll know exactly where i'm coming from. Like back from the cha chi days....wait, maybe it's because she looks like erin moran??? I don't know, Todd's two faced baby fucked me all up. I need a beer and some crack....
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    I see the Alyssa milnao thing but the baio thing i can't figure out.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Thai    
    Does this Bailano creature guard the gates of Hades? Because that's where my mind is going...

    Speaking of images in my mind, Andy, when you have some beer and crack tonight, will you remember to wear just a red bra? Oh, and... pst.pix.pls.thx!
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    LMAO, Bailano!

    Anna, he is inferring that EVOO has the body of a man- also insinuating that perhaps, Scott Baio may have some bitch tits.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    Oh I got it I just don't know if why Scott Baio. The thought of that douche bag even remotely unclothed makes me want to just scratch my eyes out now.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    Sorry if = typo I suck
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    I can't explain it, maybe I was having flashbacks to the early 80's intermixed with "Scott Baio is 85 and single", who knows......

    And I definitely agree with the bitch tits, if I recall correctly he was never seen topless the whole season. See, this fafa is like therapy, it all comes out in the end......
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by anna1115    
    Maybe my problem is that I was born in the early 80's and just can't picture him bsck then.
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    Posted April 8th, 2008 by shanut    
    I'm super late on this but there is definitely a restaurant where I live called "EVOO" and it was there wayyy before Rachael Ray was ever on the Food network.

    Also, while I watch her cooking show(I can't deal with people applauding the fact that she's added pepper to a dish) I like to try to keep up with her hand motions... it's a good workout!
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