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What's your death wish?

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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Galiza
    So as a spin-off of the Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen thread...

    Who do you wish would die and how?

    (It can be a celeb or a person you know in real life, but you have to explain. No one other than you knows that John refers to your neighbor that killed your cat by "accident")

    I wish Micheal Jackson would die from a new rare disease where his penis would fall off like his nose did.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    No rare disease here, just plain old homicide.

    I have a wish to drive a bus over the following people:

    The Speidi's
    Paris Hilton
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS    
    I wish I could drive a bus over Money, if that helps lmao
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Galiza
    funny!
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Galiza
    I would also like to see Brit taken out of her misery by a big bee sting
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    Poetic justice would be for her to be taken out by a generic Cheeto.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Galiza
    Or Star Jones dying from a mouth disease
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Galiza
    Cheetos can be very lethal
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    That cunt on the view, whats her face..... Hasslefuckface

    As painful as possible..........
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Galiza
    lmao hasslefuckface! That's too funny! She is pretty annoying, but I think the new fat girl, Shari or something is worse. I no longer watch it because of her
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Andy, you watch the View? My crush on you is slowly disappearing.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Crackface_McGee
    Rosie O'Donnell...choked by diq-in-da-mouf
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    ahahahahahah. Well isn't that ironic?
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    And no, I don't watch the cockfucking view, but they bring up that slut on the Stern show quite frequently because she's a dumbfuck.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Liar.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    Suck it.

    I don't watch much TV skank.....
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Whatever. You know, I was the ONE person who supported you and loved you, even though you refuse to come out the closet. And then you do THIS to me? You watch the View? We may have to end this like Blake and Amy.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by kromagg007
    Star jones because her humongus head caused to to fall over, into traffic .
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by TheMole
    Amy Didn't your mom ever tell you to be careful what you wish for?
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by jennstarr
    My sister in law and the obvious choice would be drug overdose. Bitch used cocaine and G knows what else while she was pregnant with my neice. Neice is fine and she no longer has custody or visitation. But it would be nice for her to kick the bucket. Although torture by Sayid on Lost would work just as well as the overdose.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    NICE. Let's see, anyone from real life. Hmm, not really, I don't have that much hate in my heart. I definitely DISLIKE people, but not enough to care if they die.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by MexiRicanDiva
    Even the dikey bitch I work with. I will be fine as long as she quits her job and works elsewhere.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by GrandDrinksHerWineInACan
    Quit talking about Moll like that Diva.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    Damn some of you people have too much free time.

    Nice touch though Mole.......
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Thai    
    Teh JibJab. I luvs dem.


    As for my death wish? Do I even need to SAY it?

    If you said yes, then OK.

    Jeremy Piven Googles himself every morning. But on this particular morning he clicks over to Google Images and full of self-love (if you catch my drift), his head explodes into a bloody mess all over his Malibu home. The maid discovers his body and shrugs, deciding to work around him.

    The end.
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Crackface_McGee
    Kim Cattrall - Deadly STD
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Andy_Winehouse
    Yeah, for some reason I never really liked that bitch. And I really don't know why........

    Oh well.....
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    Posted May 23rd, 2008 by shanut    
    Speidi for sure... and maybe the Jonas brothers
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