A-Rod/Madonna Emails

I just skimmed but they don't seem real.

I read them all. They are hilarious funny parts:

-if i lost my kids a-rod honey u will feel the consequences in this world or the next or both. :(

-i mean just try chanting “AL-EX ROD-RI-GUEZ! AL-EX ROD-RI-GUEZ!” see?

-i could use the fake mustache again and sneak in the back.

-guess who i got nobody thats who! it sucks madonna it sucks donkey balls big time

-don’t trust the kravitz

-do you know my new song “candy shop”? it will be like that darling. sticky & sweet.

-i adore doubles, alex. i guess i’m a doubles kind of girl.

-u get only one x today because i feel u scolded me slightly in yr last email. ;(

-giambi

The second email A-Rod wrote is the best!! And I know its not real, I was kidding!!!

That was a funny find!

nope.....not tring to.