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How are you preparing for Paris going to jail?

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    Posted June 3rd, 2007 by megan    
    It's like Lent... I'm thinking of giving up biting my nails, while Lohan is giving up pretending she's sober.

    What will you guys give up?
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    Posted June 4th, 2007 by Bananaster
    I think I'll give up watching the boring real news. Don't they know the real news is Paris in jail?
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    Posted June 4th, 2007 by avasmom    
    I vow to survive solely on an alcohol friendly liquid diet...I believe Paris would want it that way.
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    Posted June 4th, 2007 by mrsmo914
    I have been texting all my celeb buddies on my blackberry and here is what I am hearing:

    Katie Holmes is giving up the word "amazing" until Paris is free. (Who wants to chip in and send her a freakin thesaurus?)

    Rosie has offered to stop writing poems in "text" format on her blog.

    Britney and Kfed are giving up pretending too, and plan to announce that they were just kidding y'all, and that Jayden James really is named Sutton Pierce Federline.
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    Posted June 4th, 2007 by avasmom    
    Should I send my $1 donation to the "Buy Katie a Thesaurus Fund" directly to the Scientology Center in LA?
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    Posted June 4th, 2007 by Lulibelle
    Make the check directly out to L. Ron Hubbard.
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    Posted June 5th, 2007 by kromagg007
    i plan to have a prison movie marathon..got any suggestions?
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    Posted June 5th, 2007 by Todd    
    The Rock
    Escape From Alacatraz
    Shawshank

    And the finale...
    Ernest Goes to Jail
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    Posted June 5th, 2007 by avasmom    
    My Cousin Vinny
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    Posted June 5th, 2007 by Lulibelle
    The Green Mile
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    Posted June 5th, 2007 by bbadger
    I heart My Cousin Vinny. Pretty much my favorite movie ever...but I have to add the awesomely-bad ConAir.
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