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Desperate Housewives - Opening Doors (Episode 414)

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Child of the CornIn every marriage (or so Mary Alice informs us) couples accumulate love stuff that makes a house a home.  At the moment, Bree and Orson Hodge are divvying up said love stuff, including a fugly pewter cat.  A miserable Orson tells Bree to keep everything; she's the only thing in the house he wants.  Bree's all, Marriage may be a compromise but I draw the line at attempted murder.'  However, she does have a deal for him.  If he musters the moral courage to turn himself in to the police she'll forgive him.  Hey, she even magnanimously promises to wait for him while he's in the slammer!  To Bree's disappointment, Orson squeamishly refuses; he can't go to prison.  Um, for what it's worth, Bree, I agree with him.  One look at Orson's stylish argyle sweaters and the other inmates wouldn't even wait for him to drop the soap.    When you live in the suburbs, letting someone in your front door is like letting them into your life.  At the moment, this is particularly true for Gaby and Carlos; a woman named Ellie has answered their ad to rent out one of their bedrooms.  They need the money now that Carlos is (according to Gaby) pretty much useless.  Gaby and Carlos bicker as usual but art student Ellie doesn't seem to care, and she has cash up front.  One mention of the word cash and Gaby is sold; Ellie's the new tenant.  Meanwhile, over in Scavoland, Lynette and Tom have apparently decided not to nark on their pyromaniac twins.  Instead they're making them do chores.  Lots and lots of chores.  Yeah right, that'll cure the urge to watch shit burn.  Tom agrees with me and suggests therapy, but Lynette's dead set against facing the fact that her kids are out of control it.  Back to the chores.  Lots and lots of chores.   Julie escorts a sweatpants clad, chimichanga-eatin' Susan to Lamaze class....

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