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You know how on every show, the episode after a big shitstorm episode nothing really happens? Sort of a breather, a catch-up episode? I wanted to say that tonight's show was one of those... only not enough happened last week to classify it as such. Just the same level-5 drama we've come to expect. I don't know how it happened, but I actually missed Kelly Cutrone. But it's okay, still plenty of shit to make fun of. Join us, won't you, for another half hour of our heroines bobbling around in flowy dresses that don't show off their well-earned (or bought) bodies and makeup-addled faces? Welcome to The Hills, y'all!
We open in an unfamiliar territory. It seems to be some sort of office space, but considering the fact that we haven't seen anyone work in, like, four weeks that seems a highly unlikely setting. I'm wrong, it's Bolthouse (remember them?) now known as SBE (or has it always been called that and I just don't care enough to pay attention to the finer details?) and Heidi is entering Brent's office and closing the door, which could signal the beginning of one of two possible scenarios: either she's having the dreaded "give me a raise or I leave" talk, or it's the beginning of a very bad porno. Or a very good porno, depending on which side of the Heidi fence you straddle.
"Let's just keep this between you... and... me..."
Golden tresses perfectly cascading, Heidi inquires as to Brent's well-being. He replies that he's "crazy, but in a good way." The last person who said that was Britney. I'm not falling for it again! In a none-too-subtle publicity push for SBE, Heidi remarks upon the expansion of the company's presence "all over the country" and says she wants to be as much a part of it as she can, and in a poorly overdubbed line, some lie about not minding the possibility of relocating. Come now, how could that be true when you just tried (an...
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"Let's just keep this between you... and... me..."
Golden tresses perfectly cascading, Heidi inquires as to Brent's well-being. He replies that he's "crazy, but in a good way." The last person who said that was Britney. I'm not falling for it again! In a none-too-subtle publicity push for SBE, Heidi remarks upon the expansion of the company's presence "all over the country" and says she wants to be as much a part of it as she can, and in a poorly overdubbed line, some lie about not minding the possibility of relocating. Come now, how could that be true when you just tried (an...
Read the full post at TVgasm
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