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Gossip Girl: Woman On The Verge (Episode 117)

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If I ever have a psychotic woman trying to ruin my life, you know who I want in my corner? Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald and Chuck Bass. Oh, I know, Chuck has those pesky virgin-molesting tendencies, and Blair can skewer you like a shish-kabob with a lift of her chin and four pointed words, and it takes an earthquake to shake my boy Nate out of his pretty-boy complacency, but when they're together on a mission? They're unstoppable, unflappable, and unbeatable. "I'VE HAD THREE PERFECT WEDDINGS AND I WANT THIS ONE TO BE MORE PERFECT THAN PERFECT" -- It's the night before what the New York Post describes as "Beauty Bags Bass: The Wedding of the Year." Lily has a thousand details to attend to before the swank rehearsal dinner, but when Nanette (Blair's maid) calls to tell her that Serena is like she was in "the old days," ie. "before she went away," Lily drops everything. She goes back to the Palace and searches through Serena's things, looking for drugs, I think, but instead finds the USB drive with the "Watch Me" tag. She only sees the first part of the "Genuine Serena van der Woodsen Sex Tape," but it's enough for her to decide that Serena needs to go to reform school. At the rehearsal dinner, Blair comes up and tells Lily that Serena needs her help. "I'm out of my league. I've done what I can and it's not enough," she says. And then, she must tell Lily the whole story (which I will also do, down below), because everything turns around then. Lily tells Bart Badass that she has to leave right then and there, to help Serena. When he protests that she's the bride, she says, "But I'm also a mother. And that's more important." Yay! And *SNIFF* It gets even better: After she helps Serena with one excruciatingly difficult task (yes, yes, I'm not trying to be coy; I'm trying to break d...

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