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Desperate Housewives - Mother Said (Episode 415)

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Watch out, Edie: here they come.   One afternoon on Wisteria Lane, Edie goes out for a jog.  Bree, clad stylishly in rubber dishwashing gloves, sees her out the window.  Next thing you know, there's a confrontation brewing.  Bree announces that she saw that smooch between Edie and Orson.  What was Edie thinking?  They're supposed to be friends!  At this point Edie calls Bree the B word, and... ka-smack!  Bree totally bitchslaps Edie, right there in the street!  I've never been smacked by someone wearing rubber gloves, but I imagine it feels something like being shot in the face with a fistful of rubber bands.  That's gotta smart. It's almost Mother's Day, and over at Susan's, Mike's mom Adele arrives for a visit.  She's a Southern Belle with a twangy accent, and for the sake of the plot some reason she's apparently never met Susan.  Um, really, Desperate Housewives?  Really?  You expect us to believe that this doting mama didn't come to her son's wedding, never visited him while he was in the hospital in a friggin' coma, and failed to show up while he had amnesia?  Umm... riiiiight.   At any rate, Adele gives Susan an enthusiastic hug.  The two women seem to get along well enough until Adele whips out a gift:' a cookbook whose recipes have been handed down through Adele's family since the Civil War War of Northern Agression.  According to Adele, a lady should be a chef in the kitchen, maid in living room, and whore in the bedroom.'  Apparently Susan's only got one of those bases covered, and Adele itends to help her with the other two.  If I was Susan, I wouldn't know whether to feel relieved or offended that whore' was the one thing my mother-in-law didn't intend to teach me.   Lynette and Tom have hired one Dr. Dolan to hang out and watch them interact as a fa...

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