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Ugly Betty: Betty's Baby Bump Blows and Sucks

Posted May 16th ago via TVgasm 
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Kids, this episode of Ugly Betty irritated the Crab to no end. It wasn't just me, either...the scuttlebutt with the other worker bees at the office the following day leads me to believe that this episode caught a lot of people the wrong way, much like many shows are doing lately. Let's blame the writer's strike like everyone else has been. Boone's in brandy snifters. Them kids is klassy! We open to a scene of hideous music (New Kids? 98 Degrees? No wait - Menudo?) while wine is being poured into what looked like brandy snifters. Henry and Betty are toasting each other over dinner at his place. Gee, what could possibly go wrong now that Charlie's staying until the kid is born. And the timeframe on this kid gets less believable each week. They toast to making the most of the time they have left together. It's like they're sitting Shiva on their relationship! Oh, and guess who walks on in? And they call it, Char-lie. "Uh oh. Am I too early?" Yes, beyotch, because apparently you left 15 minutes ago and Henry and Betty weren't eating Micky D's. Why does Betty's wine look like strawberry Boone's? Henry really does know how to treat a girl right. Or at least get her "fired up" before a night of quarter beers (junior year roommate flashback). "I swear I stayed out as long as I could," she says. "Really? Because you only left 15 minutes ago," Henry said. "Oh, I had no idea. I can't wear a watch because my arms are so bloated from carrying your child." See, this is where Betty should have packed it in, and ABC should have moved right into Grey's Anatomy, A Very Whiney Episode, starring Amy Madigan Who Has Not Aged Well. Any woman with any self-respect would have been like, "dude, this game is over!" But not martyr Betty. And kids, this episode just gets worse on the self-respect level from here. Let's begin our judgment! Wow, those wrists really are thick! Cha...

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