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Welcome back to the Real World Hollywood! This week, what goes around comes back around to our resident Goody Two Shoes, and I have to say, it's probably the most enjoyable moment of Real World Hollywood yet. Well, with the exception of Meathead Joey's soliloquies. Yeah, still missing the big lug. But let's catch up with who's left.
Teehheeeeheheheeeee We open with a phone call for Brianna the Stripper, and it's Alex Band, the guy she sang with at the Hard Rock Cafe last week. And guess what? He wants her to lay down the tracks for the actual record! Ahhh, Alex Band, you're no dummy. You've got to take that free publicity where you can get it. Stripper's thrilled, and goes dancing around the house yelling, "I'm gonna be famous, y'all!" Yup, that's all it takes. Better start planning that Grammy outfit. She heads into the studio, and she sounds okay, but her lack of confidence and professionalism is evident. She sings a line, and then interrupts herself to ask Alex, "Was that right?" Alex kindly tells her to just keep going, while his friend over at the mixing board asks him what exactly is the point of Stripper's vocals? Free exposure. Now shut up and just get it on tape. But then Miss Big Pants has to bust in and tell us that singing harmony isn't really that hard for her. Yes dear, we could tell by the hundred times you smoothed your plastic orange weave back that you are 100% comfortable with what you're doing. And the more she does it, the worse she's eating it. "It doesn't sound right to me," she laments after every take.
When in doubt, swallow the windscreen. Of course, there's an excuse. I mean, very valid reason. "This isn't the kind of music I normally sing," she explains. Singing is singing, doll, you can do it or you can't. Alex, who's a bi...
Read the full post at TVgasm
Teehheeeeheheheeeee We open with a phone call for Brianna the Stripper, and it's Alex Band, the guy she sang with at the Hard Rock Cafe last week. And guess what? He wants her to lay down the tracks for the actual record! Ahhh, Alex Band, you're no dummy. You've got to take that free publicity where you can get it. Stripper's thrilled, and goes dancing around the house yelling, "I'm gonna be famous, y'all!" Yup, that's all it takes. Better start planning that Grammy outfit. She heads into the studio, and she sounds okay, but her lack of confidence and professionalism is evident. She sings a line, and then interrupts herself to ask Alex, "Was that right?" Alex kindly tells her to just keep going, while his friend over at the mixing board asks him what exactly is the point of Stripper's vocals? Free exposure. Now shut up and just get it on tape. But then Miss Big Pants has to bust in and tell us that singing harmony isn't really that hard for her. Yes dear, we could tell by the hundred times you smoothed your plastic orange weave back that you are 100% comfortable with what you're doing. And the more she does it, the worse she's eating it. "It doesn't sound right to me," she laments after every take.
When in doubt, swallow the windscreen. Of course, there's an excuse. I mean, very valid reason. "This isn't the kind of music I normally sing," she explains. Singing is singing, doll, you can do it or you can't. Alex, who's a bi...
Read the full post at TVgasm
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