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Hi-hi Gasmii! It's me, J-Mo, back again to help guide you as we work our way through the pretentious bitch-fest that is the second episode of Shear Genius Season Two, where hair-stylists are cannon-fodder, and some of Bravo's far less talented reality stars are striving hard for Minute 16! "Kim Vo, did you just cut one???" We also see the return of Season 1 fan favorite, Tabatha, who takes no prisoners and towers over ordinary mortals. Her icy platinum 'do just crackles with electric sassyness, she's got stronger opinions than Oprah, and is able to deal you a thousand verbal cuts in a single remark. In other words: Bitch is bad (and I don't mean she sucks shit through a tube a-la-Oshun... I mean like in a Michael Jackson kind of baaaad, shah-MOWN, you know it, arright! - kind of way). I think she comes from the Matrix-world. And you know what? I love a badass who can back their shit up... I'm one of those who totally agreed with her last season when she told that crazy bitch Evangelin that using a hedge-trimmer to do hair (you know, when not required to by a reality tv show) was a mind-numbingly stupid idea.... So I was way excited to see her back in action again. We will dive right in after the jump. ...shear stupidity... In case you forgot last week's episode already (which is easy to do considering how littered the television landscape is with reality competitions) Jaclyn Smith reminds us that we have been narrowed down to 11 stylestants, competing for $100,000.00 in prize money from Nexxus Salon Hair Care Products (well, probly only about $48,000.00 after taxes, and for all we know it could be in Canadian dollars, so it'd really be worth only about $37.50) as well as that all-important "apprentice-ship" with Nexxus (I hope ol' Fish Lips Trump doesn't have anything to do with that), the chance to do hair on ...

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