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Celebrity Circus: The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is An Oncoming Crazy Train
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It's Do or Die week here on Celebrity Circus.. At least that's what Pudgy Fatone is telling me. Oh, but it's also Judgment Day according to Louie. But things here just aren't what they used to be. Peter Brady had to drop out of the competition and now there's a severe lack of hilariously incurred injuries on the show (the slow-motion video edit of him falling and re-breaking his arm was better than a free tank of gas). Four celebutards will become three, and it's THE FINAL COUNTDOWN. What should I do to stay alive? Go to the local Red Cross and beg for some transfusions of optimistic type O blood? Or cryogenically freeze myself and have you wake me up when this is over?
My apologies for being so tardy; I'm still living out of a suitcase (Week 3) and am on the right coast where I was promptly eaten alive by DC's mosquitoes last weekend. Now I look like I have chicken pox with a splash of leprosy or that I plaster pepperoni slices all over my legs. It's hot. If you're in NYC, you should holler.
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Pudgy Fatone is still chipper, so I applaud him for his valiant efforts, considering it's the final week of actual performances where votes determine the winner. His Victorian-inspired/Vegas burlesque lounge MC getups are getting more arbitrarily decorated with askew appliques. And the facial hair is just driving me nuts. The overall effect can be best described as a mash-up of the following aesthetics:
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A celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view. - Napoleon
Also, Fatone tells me we're going to attempt to break a world record on this stage. The one with no net. Oh goody gumdrops!
Now on with THE REVEAL. It's a bit distracting because it looks like Dionne's makeup artist was having a duel with Ra...
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