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Taya says...
"How about I just show you my ass?"
Bret says...
"previews cant wait "get the fuck out of here now""
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
- Nikki: I'm not on - (Ashley yelling at Marcia) I'm not o - I'm not on- I'm not on -- I...I...I'm not on -
- Ashley: I KNOW!!
- More on this quote
Ashley says...
"Everyone poops their pants"
- Ashley: I'M SO SOPHISITCATED!!~~
- Farrah: Oh French...
- More on this quote
B.John says...
"I specfically ask you girls not to be slutty."
Bret says...
""Taya I salute you. Thank you for your selflessness. If only everybody could be as generous.""
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Mindy says...
"Taya was born and bred to be a rock star girlfriend."
in 311 Rock of Love Bus
Beverly says...
"The cellulite on my gut should counter balance the beer in the pool to make the biggest splash."
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Farrah says...
"What the French?"
Ashley says...
"Listen. I cant even spell e l i m i n a t i o n. . I don't know where I am."
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Brittaney says...
"I did not steal the socks you can ask the girls"
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Melissa says...
"I wanna go home!"
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Marcia says...
"We do not serve (speaking native language)shots."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Ashley says...
"I didn't know they make swimsuits in size fat fuck."
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Natasha says...
"Oh my god!"
Ashley says...
"Bret is a rockstar. If your gonna date a rockstar get used to falling off the stage BITCH."
in 304 Rock of Love Bus
- Ashley: Im not here for you. Im here for Bret. I want a cheeseburger
- Beverly: ??
- More on this quote
Ashley says...
"I'm gonna puke on your mom. She loves it."
in 304 Rock of Love Bus
Farrah says...
"Ashleys nose needs its own tour bus."
Maria says...
"I'm like "I'm a retired model"."
Ashley says...
"Oh please tell me that at 34 years old she is not still a virgin."
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Constandina says...
"I thought this is Rock of Love not Rock the (bleep)."
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Taya says...
"You're right. I'm perfect, you're - whatever."
in 311 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
"Say it to my face bitch."
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Kelsey says...
"I'm so good, I'm just gonna go straight for a goal!"
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
Farrah says...
"THESE GIRLS ARE SO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Farrah says...
"There's a pink bus, and there's a blue blue. There's no way in hell I'm going on the blue bus because pink is my color!"
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
- Ashley: Im not here for you. Im here for Bret. I want a cheeseburger
- Beverly: ??
- More on this quote
Bret says...
"Marcia tasted like tequilla, Doritos, and another taste that I couldn't exactly figure out [Refering to his kiss with Marcia. The other taste was throw up..]"
- Natasha: OMG the pornstar stole our dirty socks!
- Brittaney: They said I could HAVE those socks!
- More on this quote
Beverly says...
"i will not marry brett micheals looking like a hooker"
Kami says...
"I've been a stripper for 10 years."
Ashley says...
""P"
Beverly says...
"I am not gonna drop my pants and get into my drawers in front of Bret Michaels, God and everybody!"
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
""I didn't know they make swimsuits in size fat fuck.""
Brittanya says...
"I wanna fuck you up. I don't care if I get sent home."
in 305 Rock of Love Bus
Nikki says...
"I do not take any illegal drugs."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Marcia says...
"You don't waste alcohol like that. That is not cool! "
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Ashley says...
"Now he is left with all the ugly ones, Good luck with the goulfers in the 1986 prom qween"
Bret says...
"(Talking to Melissa)Your tour ends here get the fuck out."
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
- Ashley: I want a cheeseburger.
- Beverly: What do you mean -As
- Ashley: I'm not here for you. I'm here for Bret. I want a cheeseburger!
- Beverly: Ashley, I just wanna know -
- Ashley: I don't care! I want a cheeseburger!!
- Farrah: She saw you make out with Bret's drummer.
- Ashley: :) (Smiles).
- More on this quote
Bret says...
"I'm a competer"
Brittaney says...
"(singing) Gonna lay my heart."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Farrah says...
"Oh Boy MUD! I can't wait to slop around like a hog. Check out my sloppy gut and back fat rolls.. and don't forget to look at my mud covered flat ass.. WHAT THE FRIDGE??"
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Marcia says...
""Brittaney is in my suitcase.... BRITTANEY! Why'd you have to eat all those cheeseburgers?""
Brittaney says...
"(singing) Gonna lay my heart."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Taya says...
"Hey Kelsey, Why don't you have some more shots."
Kelsey says...
"I cant be the only girl who got drunk and laid on a speed bump, lets be honest."
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Kelsey says...
"OMG i'm like i really am in Hell. There's the devil right there [About Lacey]"
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
Beverly says...
"I wanna knock gia the F*ck OUT! FUCK OUT!FUCK OUT! FUCK OUT FUCK OUT! FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
Ashley says...
"I didn't know they make swimsuits in size fat fuck"
Ashley says...
"Are we in trouble? Did someone take a deuce on the bus?"
Mindy says...
"I'm a jokester! I put meat in people's shoes!"
Nikki says...
"I'm like, FRIKKIN HORNY!"
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Gia says...
"(Looking at Taya's butt) nice ass."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Gia says...
"(Throws a drinks at Beverly) big fucking kiss bitch!"
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Ashley says...
""You better get used to falling off the stage bitch!" "
Farrah says...
"What the french"
Taya says...
"PENNSYLVANIA! I KNOW BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM! I WANT MY FUCKING PASS!!!!!!"
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
"If your going to date a rock star then you better get used to falling on the stage Bitch."
in 304 Rock of Love Bus
Bret says...
"To hell with Paris, on a hayride with 3 hot girls, that's the life"
Farrah says...
"I also hope nobody notices my voice is lower than Natashas. My man voice is still incognito"
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
"People who eat basil are LAME!"
Brittaney says...
"I haven't put on skates in a really long time, but it was kinda nice cause when I was growing up I was actually a competitive ice skater. I was so good I was competing against 18 year olds winning gold medals at the age of 7... I prolly would have been an Olympic hopeful if I didn't have to quit... But I really like how my life turned out in the adult industry..."
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
Natasha says...
"Who steals socks!"
Ashley says...
"(Singing)you are taking a deuce. You look like a beaver."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
- Ashley: (singing to marcia)You are on a deuce and you look live a beaver..
- Farrah: Ashley starts talkin about marcia
- Marcia: You talkin' bout' me honey?
- Marcia: I don't take shit from anybody so...i walked over there and poured tequila on her..haha i laved it!
- Melissa: (talking and yelling about marcia) F*CK HER!
- Beverly: Ashley is a shit starter
- Brittanya: *cleans the tequila off ashley's face*
- Melissa: 2 minutes in the house we are already fighting,i wonder what it will be like 3 days from now..
- More on this quote
Farrah says...
"I'm like scooby-doo and shaggy... I'm solving a mystery"
in 308 Rock of Love Bus
Farrah says...
"Note to self: never show your va jay-jay in public."
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Beverly says...
"I wanna knock Gia the fuck out."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Brittaney says...
""i`m moving to the blue bus""
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Maria says...
"I'm a 40 year old retired model."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Melissa says...
"oh shit maria go home and kelsey in the episode 3 and brittaney the bitch and the porn star received her pass first and change bus farrah is a fuck you bitch"
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
"i think shes a man y do u think she always wears tutu's"
Natasha says...
"You tan to get closer to my complexion BITCH!"
Kelsey says...
""Everytime I set out to embarrass Taya, someone has to pick me up off the ground.""
Kelsey says...
"I have no clue where Champagne is but all I know is that we're going to the bottom of the bottle."
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
Natasha says...
"SOCK STEALER! U FUCKING KLEPTOMANIAC!"
Constandina says...
"I have a degree in storytelling."
Ashley says...
""I'll tell ya what, I'll tell ya what, pink is for pink freakin pussy awesome, and their bus is blue, for blue balls boring, because we give it up, they dont.""
- Brittaney: You fucking got that pass because you're black.
- Natasha: You tan to get close to my complexion bitch.
- Brittaney: My grandfather is black.
- More on this quote
Ashley says...
"I don't think she has any of my cloths.. (Kelsey's elimination)"
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
""People that each basil are lame!""
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
"I am not going to sit here and let this bitch throw chips at me."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Kelsey says...
"(Crying)I want to be here."
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Ashley says...
"so i hear the girls in the other room talking shit and i am thinking to my self, why dont you say it to my face BIIIIITCCH! hahaha :)"
Bret says...
"I knew you had a boyfriend all along, pack you shit and get the fuck out!"
in 303 Rock of Love Bus
Farrah says...
"I hope nobody notices what a fat pig I am at the mudbowl. The sight of my stomach even makes myself sick."
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Brittaney says...
"(crying) I wanna go home."
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
B.John says...
"I asked you not to be slutty and whorey."
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Taya says...
"I'm pet of the year...(awkward silance)... That's like a really big deal."
Ashley says...
"People who eat basil are lame."
in 307 Rock of Love Bus
Gia says...
"Farrah can lick my boobs any time she wants."
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Ashley says...
""You better get used to falling off the stage bitch!""
in 304 Rock of Love Bus
Brittaney says...
"If people could have sex behind closed doors,what's wrong with putting it on camera "
in 301 Rock of Love Bus Premiere
Marcia says...
"crazy va jay jay "
Bret says...
"You two britt and ashley are the two best looking girls on here and the best looking that i have ever saw.. "
Marcia says...
"I'll promise not to wear panties."
in 302 Rock of Love Bus
Farrah says...
"Oh... french toast"
Ashley says...
"Bret's a rockstar and if you want to date a rockstar you better get used to falling of the stage bitch!"
Ashley says...
"Honestly, I think Natasha is a man. She is always wearing tutu's to hide her bulge. I mean really have you ever seen her in jeans? She is a man and her real name is Nathanel."
Farrah says...
"She has a pearl necklace the size of Cincinnati"
in 306 Rock of Love Bus
Melissa says...
"OMG I popped my freaking implant"

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Rock of Love Bus

"How about I just show you my ass?"

"previews cant wait "get the fuck out of here now""

"Everyone poops their pants"

"I specfically ask you girls not to be slutty."

""Taya I salute you. Thank you for your selflessness. If only everybody could be as generous.""

"Taya was born and bred to be a rock star girlfriend."

"The cellulite on my gut should counter balance the beer in the pool to make the biggest splash."

"What the French?"

"Listen. I cant even spell e l i m i n a t i o n. . I don't know where I am."

"I did not steal the socks you can ask the girls"

"I wanna go home!"

"We do not serve (speaking native language)shots."

"I didn't know they make swimsuits in size fat fuck."

"Oh my god!"

"Bret is a rockstar. If your gonna date a rockstar get used to falling off the stage BITCH."

"I'm gonna puke on your mom. She loves it."

"Ashleys nose needs its own tour bus."

"I'm like "I'm a retired model"."

"Oh please tell me that at 34 years old she is not still a virgin."

"I thought this is Rock of Love not Rock the (bleep)."

"You're right. I'm perfect, you're - whatever."

"Say it to my face bitch."

"I'm so good, I'm just gonna go straight for a goal!"

"THESE GIRLS ARE SO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

"There's a pink bus, and there's a blue blue. There's no way in hell I'm going on the blue bus because pink is my color!"

"Marcia tasted like tequilla, Doritos, and another taste that I couldn't exactly figure out [Refering to his kiss with Marcia. The other taste was throw up..]"

"i will not marry brett micheals looking like a hooker"

"I've been a stripper for 10 years."

""P"

"I am not gonna drop my pants and get into my drawers in front of Bret Michaels, God and everybody!"

""I didn't know they make swimsuits in size fat fuck.""

"I wanna fuck you up. I don't care if I get sent home."

"I do not take any illegal drugs."

"You don't waste alcohol like that. That is not cool! "

"Now he is left with all the ugly ones, Good luck with the goulfers in the 1986 prom qween"

"(Talking to Melissa)Your tour ends here get the fuck out."

"I'm a competer"

"(singing) Gonna lay my heart."

"Oh Boy MUD! I can't wait to slop around like a hog. Check out my sloppy gut and back fat rolls.. and don't forget to look at my mud covered flat ass.. WHAT THE FRIDGE??"

""Brittaney is in my suitcase.... BRITTANEY! Why'd you have to eat all those cheeseburgers?""

"(singing) Gonna lay my heart."

"Hey Kelsey, Why don't you have some more shots."

"I cant be the only girl who got drunk and laid on a speed bump, lets be honest."

"OMG i'm like i really am in Hell. There's the devil right there [About Lacey]"

"I wanna knock gia the F*ck OUT! FUCK OUT!FUCK OUT! FUCK OUT FUCK OUT! FUCK OUT!!!!!!"

"I didn't know they make swimsuits in size fat fuck"

"Are we in trouble? Did someone take a deuce on the bus?"

"I'm a jokester! I put meat in people's shoes!"

"I'm like, FRIKKIN HORNY!"

"(Looking at Taya's butt) nice ass."

"(Throws a drinks at Beverly) big fucking kiss bitch!"

""You better get used to falling off the stage bitch!" "

"What the french"

"PENNSYLVANIA! I KNOW BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM! I WANT MY FUCKING PASS!!!!!!"

"If your going to date a rock star then you better get used to falling on the stage Bitch."

"To hell with Paris, on a hayride with 3 hot girls, that's the life"

"I also hope nobody notices my voice is lower than Natashas. My man voice is still incognito"

"People who eat basil are LAME!"

"Who steals socks!"

"(Singing)you are taking a deuce. You look like a beaver."

"I'm like scooby-doo and shaggy... I'm solving a mystery"

"Note to self: never show your va jay-jay in public."

"I wanna knock Gia the fuck out."

""i`m moving to the blue bus""

"I'm a 40 year old retired model."

"oh shit maria go home and kelsey in the episode 3 and brittaney the bitch and the porn star received her pass first and change bus farrah is a fuck you bitch"

"i think shes a man y do u think she always wears tutu's"

"You tan to get closer to my complexion BITCH!"

""Everytime I set out to embarrass Taya, someone has to pick me up off the ground.""

"I have no clue where Champagne is but all I know is that we're going to the bottom of the bottle."

"SOCK STEALER! U FUCKING KLEPTOMANIAC!"

"I have a degree in storytelling."

""I'll tell ya what, I'll tell ya what, pink is for pink freakin pussy awesome, and their bus is blue, for blue balls boring, because we give it up, they dont.""

"I don't think she has any of my cloths.. (Kelsey's elimination)"

""People that each basil are lame!""

"I am not going to sit here and let this bitch throw chips at me."

"(Crying)I want to be here."

"so i hear the girls in the other room talking shit and i am thinking to my self, why dont you say it to my face BIIIIITCCH! hahaha :)"