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413 Stress Relief

Sunday February 1st, 2009 at 10:30PM EST
The staffers try to secretly view a bootlegged Hollywood flick at work. In other office events, a fire-safety seminar goes wrong and Michael throws a comic roast of himself. Jack Black, Jessica Alba and Cloris Leachman guest star.

Scoring

7 Points
Michael
1 v 1 with camera (7 times)
6 Points
Michael
Shown doing outside of the office activities (does not count if whole office goes) (3 times)
5 Points
Pam
Shown on the telephone (5 times)
4 Points
Pam
1 v 1 with camera (4 times)
4 Points
Dwight
Shown doing outside of the office activities (does not count if whole office goes) (2 times)
3 Points
Pam
Crying
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 From 413 Stress Relief. Includes Michael, Stanley.
  • Michael: What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
  • Stanley: Chocolate.
  • Michael: Racism is dead, Stanley!
 From 413 Stress Relief. Includes Dwight, Michael.
  • Dwight: Are you calling me an idiot?
  • Michael: Idiot.
  • Dwight: Don't you ever talk to me that way. You pathetic short, little man. You don't have any friends, you don't have any family, or any land!
 From 413 Stress Relief. Includes Michael.
  • Michael: I can already feel people's stress starting to melt. I think they are very excited about paying their respects this way. I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.
 From 413 Stress Relief. Includes Dwight, Michael.
  • Dwight: This was merely a training exercise. So, what have we learned?Ohh cmon, it's not real Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.
  • Michael: (rushing to Stanley's aid) No no no do not die! Stanley, Stanley, you will not die! Stanley! Stanley!Barack is President! You are Black, Stanley!