Epi description:
Serena throws Jenny a sweet-16 party, but things get out of hand when Poppy Lifton takes control of the festivities. Elsewhere, Vanessa assists Chuck with a scheme involving Blair and Nate, and Rufus looks for a way to fund Dan's education at Yale when he discovers financial aid is not an option.
blah blah blah fights, blah blah blah make outs, scandal, the usual. Ugh.
"Skank
Slut
Whore
Hoe
Prostitute
Tramp
Cunt
Bitch!"
Blair: "Cheating, drinking, drugs. It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did Squeaky Clean Humphrey even come up with that?"
Dan: "I didn't come up with anything."
Blair: "Oh my god. You know something. Spill it."
Dan: "Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy."
Serena: Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.
Blair: Blair: Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.
""Its often said that no matter the truth people see what they want to see, some people might take a step back and find out they were looking at the same big picture all along, some people might see that their lives have almost caught up to them, some people may see what was there all along, and then there are those other people, the ones who run as far as they can so they dont have to look at themselves, and as for me, I can see clearly now
xoxo-GossipGirl""
Blair says...
"Have fun in Providence, you know, maybe you can get your hair dreadlocked while you're there."
"Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful! One snapshot with a socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, Serena!"
Serena throws Jenny a sweet-16 party, but things get out of hand when Poppy Lifton takes control of the festivities. Elsewhere, Vanessa assists Chuck with a scheme involving Blair and Nate, and Rufus looks for a way to fund Dan's education at Yale when he discovers financial aid is not an option.
blah blah blah fights, blah blah blah make outs, scandal, the usual. Ugh.