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Days until episode:
311 The Treasure of Serena Madre
Monday November 23rd, 2009
Episode Synopsis: Thanksgiving dinner becomes uncomfortable for Serena when Lily invites Trip and his wife to attend....
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Blair says...
"when the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandone it."
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Blair says...
"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here."
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Blair says...
""Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness, didnt know where to shop." "
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Dan: "I think I have brain damage."
Jenny: "You know, Dan, if you had brain damage you wouldn't even know you had brain damage."
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Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
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Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
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Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
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Lily says...
"Skank Slut Whore Hoe Prostitute Tramp Cunt Bitch!"
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Blair: "Cheating, drinking, drugs. It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did Squeaky Clean Humphrey even come up with that?"
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Dan: "I didn't come up with anything."
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Blair: "Oh my god. You know something. Spill it."
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Dan: "Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy."
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Serena: There's always Princeton..
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Blair: Princeton is a trade school!!
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Serena: long time no see
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Dan: yeah I missed u
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Blair: oh get over ur self
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Serena: Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.
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Blair: Blair: Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.
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Erik: Chuck has a P.I. on his speed dial.
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Serena: - comes walking out angrily -
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Erik: Oh God. I know that face. That face is not your friend.
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Chuck: "Are you following us or something?"
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Dan: "No, I go to your school. Identical uniforms, isn't that kind of a tip-off?"
Nate: "That's funny."
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Dan: "So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?"
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Chuck: "I love it when you talk dirty."
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Serena: "You just love it when a girl talks to you."
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Serena says...
""Its often said that no matter the truth people see what they want to see, some people might take a step back and find out they were looking at the same big picture all along, some people might see that their lives have almost caught up to them, some people may see what was there all along, and then there are those other people, the ones who run as far as they can so they dont have to look at themselves, and as for me, I can see clearly now xoxo-GossipGirl""
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Blair says...
"Have fun in Providence, you know, maybe you can get your hair dreadlocked while you're there."
in 6 New Haven Can Wait
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Dan: "Save some trees. Have a blog."
Rufus: "Maybe if musicians got off their "blogs" and picked up their guitars the music business would be in better shape."
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Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
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Serena: Remember, Blair should learn too!
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Blair says...
"Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful! One snapshot with a socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, Serena!"
in 5 The Serena Also Rises
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Vanessa: "Calling him won't look desperate?"
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Jenny: "It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way."
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Blair says...
""Well we should get going then. Unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you've got a lot of yogurt left.""
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Blair says...
"Cyrus! He's 5 ft. tall. He has a catch phrase. And he's a HUGGER! I was expecting Carey Grant and I got Danny Devito."
in 10 Bonfire of the Vanity
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Chuck says...
""I'm Chuck Bass.""
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Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
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Chuck: Not what I expected.
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Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: You had me until "troll."
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Chuck: You had me until "troll."
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Lily: Get your dirty package off the table!
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Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
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Blair says...
"Blair: "Darota!" Darota: "Yes miss Blair" Blair: "Go get my dog back""
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Dan: I'm good with just one.
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Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, or you're out.
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Dan: [pauses] Okay, pass me the shots.
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Chuck: That's just a chaser.
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Dan: What is that?
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Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
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Blair: "What is it?"
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Serena: "I killed someone."
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Serena: ": I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you."
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Erik: "We're going shopping, aren't we?"
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Blair says...
"Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist."
in 13 O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
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Blair says...
"None of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them"
in 18 Gossip Girl
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Chuck says...
"I see you’re wearing your beret…who are you spying on tonight?"
in 22 Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
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Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
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Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
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Chuck says...
"For people like us, a college degree is just an accessory, like a Malawian baby or a poodle."
in 27 The Freshman
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Serena throws Jenny a sweet-16 party, but things get out of hand when Poppy Lifton takes control of the festivities. Elsewhere, Vanessa assists Chuck with a scheme involving Blair and Nate, and Rufus looks for a way to fund Dan's education at Yale when he discovers financial aid is not an option.
blah blah blah fights, blah blah blah make outs, scandal, the usual. Ugh.