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New GG Epi 4/20, finally

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Posted April 20th, 2009 by megan

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Serena returns from her adventure in Spain, and Blair makes a secret pact with Nate's grandfather. Nate, meanwhile, uncovers something about the Captain's arrest, and Dan gets a catering job but is not pleased when he realizes he has to serve his friends during a Seder at the...

I'm kinda getting bored with this show. Same old crap every episode.
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Posted April 20th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS

And it was boring as shyt!
Why aren't any of these kids knocked up yet? I would love a good Nelly scandal, bytch gets preggo and Blair gets into Yale.

Damn does ANYONE love Chuck? I'd love to tap that Bass hahahaha o dios mio did I really just type that shyt?

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311 The Treasure of Serena Madre

Monday November 23rd, 2009

Episode Synopsis: Thanksgiving dinner becomes uncomfortable for Serena when Lily invites Trip and his wife to attend....

Blair says...
"Cyrus! He's 5 ft. tall. He has a catch phrase. And he's a HUGGER! I was expecting Carey Grant and I got Danny Devito."
in 10 Bonfire of the Vanity
- Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
- Chuck: Not what I expected.
- Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us. Chuck: You had me until "troll."
- Chuck: You had me until "troll."
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- Serena: There's always Princeton..
- Blair: Princeton is a trade school!!
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Blair says...
"Have fun in Providence, you know, maybe you can get your hair dreadlocked while you're there."
in 6 New Haven Can Wait
- Vanessa: "Calling him won't look desperate?"
- Jenny: "It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way."
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- Serena: Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.
- Blair: Blair: Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.
- More on this quote
- Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
- Serena: Remember, Blair should learn too!
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Blair says...
"Blair: "Darota!" Darota: "Yes miss Blair" Blair: "Go get my dog back""
- Dan: "I think I have brain damage."
- Jenny: "You know, Dan, if you had brain damage you wouldn't even know you had brain damage."
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- Dan: I'm good with just one.
- Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, or you're out.
- Dan: [pauses] Okay, pass me the shots.
- Chuck: That's just a chaser.
- Dan: What is that?
- Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
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Blair says...
"Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist."
in 13 O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
- Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
- Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
- Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
- Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
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Blair says...
"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here."
- Lily: Get your dirty package off the table!
- Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
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Blair says...
"[sees Nate and Catherine on the floor] Oh my effing God!"
in 2 Never Been Marcused
Dan says...
"Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?"
in 5 The Serena Also Rises
Blair says...
""Well we should get going then. Unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you've got a lot of yogurt left.""
- Erik: Chuck has a P.I. on his speed dial.
- Serena: - comes walking out angrily -
- Erik: Oh God. I know that face. That face is not your friend.
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- Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
- Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
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Serena says...
""Its often said that no matter the truth people see what they want to see, some people might take a step back and find out they were looking at the same big picture all along, some people might see that their lives have almost caught up to them, some people may see what was there all along, and then there are those other people, the ones who run as far as they can so they dont have to look at themselves, and as for me, I can see clearly now xoxo-GossipGirl""
Blair says...
""Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness, didnt know where to shop." "
Chuck says...
"I see you’re wearing your beret…who are you spying on tonight?"
in 22 Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Blair says...
"I love Chuck"
in 13 O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Serena says...
"long time no see"
in 1 Season Premiere - Summer, Kind of Wonderful
- Blair: "Cheating, drinking, drugs. It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did Squeaky Clean Humphrey even come up with that?"
- Dan: "I didn't come up with anything."
- Blair: "Oh my god. You know something. Spill it."
- Dan: "Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy."
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Dan says...
"who said this family wasn't cool"
in 1 Season Premiere - Summer, Kind of Wonderful
Blair says...
"None of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them"
in 18 Gossip Girl
Blair says...
"when the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandone it."
- Blair: "What is it?"
- Serena: "I killed someone."
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- Chuck: "Are you following us or something?"
- Dan: "No, I go to your school. Identical uniforms, isn't that kind of a tip-off?"
- Nate: "That's funny."
- Dan: "So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?"
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- Serena: long time no see
- Dan: yeah I missed u
- Blair: oh get over ur self
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- Chuck: "I love it when you talk dirty."
- Serena: "You just love it when a girl talks to you."
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- Dan: "Save some trees. Have a blog."
- Rufus: "Maybe if musicians got off their "blogs" and picked up their guitars the music business would be in better shape."
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Lily says...
"Skank Slut Whore Hoe Prostitute Tramp Cunt Bitch!"
Chuck says...
""I'm Chuck Bass.""
Blair says...
"Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful! One snapshot with a socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, Serena!"
in 5 The Serena Also Rises
Chuck says...
"For people like us, a college degree is just an accessory, like a Malawian baby or a poodle."
in 27 The Freshman
- Serena: ": I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you."
- Erik: "We're going shopping, aren't we?"
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