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SPOILER: Did Paula really need a face mic?

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    Posted May 6th, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW    
    Paula sang her new song on Idol tonight "Just for the music" or something like that. She had a head mic / face mic / whatever and was "singing" her song.
    PAULA! WE ALL KNOW YOU WERE LIP SYNCHING! She didn't even need to fake it with that mic on her head. The song was so Auto-tuned that she didn't need to fake. Just go up there, take some of those pills that you "aren't on" anymore, and do the crack shake. Thank you Paula. Thank you.
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    Posted May 6th, 2009 by megan    
    hahah,, that was HORRIBLE. She danced well, for her. For Britney even. But her lip-synching, ohhhh brother (eye roll here).... I was LIZZING myself over her skillz on lip-synching. So bad. Loved it.

    Thanks Paula for entertaining me with my glass of wine and pills. Be my bestie!
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    Posted May 6th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    I am just upset that she didnt perform with Mc Skat Cat.
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    Posted May 6th, 2009 by perfectjohn_is_Gaga_crazy    
    And then she stood at the floor mic, I almost died laughing.

    That song had the best lyrics. "I don't want to make out, I'm here just for the music." MAGICAL!
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    Posted May 6th, 2009 by MollWillGiveYaTerribleThrills
    Stellar.

    Speaking of performances, did Gwen seem super winded and kinda sad when she did all four of those push-up to make her girl power statement.
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    Posted May 7th, 2009 by megan    
    Video, please critique more!

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    Posted May 7th, 2009 by ScottyMcNaughty
    Its funny because the show is about singing and Paula, one of the judges on a music reality show, has to rely on a pre-recorded track to do a performance. It is wrong on so many level.

    I didn't see Gwen or Daughtry relying on a pre-recorded tape.

    Paula is an absolute fraud.

    There was a reason it was really dark in the room and she had an obnoxious microphone covering her face...because she was giving a total BS lip-sync performance.
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    Posted May 7th, 2009 by ScottyMcNaughty
    Well Seacrest maybe there was a reason why she didn't perform on the show before...because she sucks and can't even do it.

    Which brings me to my next point.

    Maybe this is her last year...otherwise why would she have done something so stupid. She did it while she still had the chance.
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    Posted May 7th, 2009 by JoyGiveItOnUpToHomelessville    
    It's funny how they made a huge deal about her "performing" for the very first time on the AI stage (a stage on which people get famous for actually SINGING) and she does this trampy dance and doesn't even SING! WTF.
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    Posted May 7th, 2009 by Piba_Natalie_FTW    
    Paula wan't even good enough to stay on a LIP SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
    (You'll understand this if you understand my profile icon and that show...)
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    Posted May 8th, 2009 by NandaPopota
    Amd I the only one who's totally freaked out about the fact she's like a 100 years old and sings songs about making out and turning people on?

    I thought the ungracefully aging whore role was already taken, but Paula Abdul is giving Janet Jackson a run for her money.

    And she probably WILL need someone to take her home, as long as driving under the influence is still considered illegal in the US.
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    Posted May 8th, 2009 by lindalou1227
    Nanda...I didn't think about that at the time, but now that you mention it, it is very creepy.
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