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New Ep Teaser: KITTEN MITTENS!

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Posted July 16th, 2009 by Todd

i'm moved to near-tears even on my third watching.
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Posted July 16th, 2009 by Todd

oh my god. Frank and Artemis are doin' it. COBB SALAD STYLE.
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Posted July 16th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS

OMG OMG KITTEN MITTENS ARE AWESOME!!!!

ewwwwwwww I'm NEVER eating cobb salad again!

Why can't we have a game Todd? omg if we can get this or 30 Rock that would be AWESOME
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Posted July 16th, 2009 by megan

My day is complete.
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Posted July 16th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS

OMG kitten mittens REALLY exist!!!!
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Posted July 16th, 2009 by joygoddess

That is officially the awesome. I can't wait!
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Posted July 17th, 2009 by Todd

I know yesterday was July... but,, is it september yet?
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Posted July 17th, 2009 by michael_

there is no way we could do a game, that would involve the show being somewhat predictable... no chance
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Posted July 17th, 2009 by Todd

hahah actually megan and i were joking about what we could score:

having a drink
getting laid
racist remark
dieing
...
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Posted July 17th, 2009 by shanut

+15 dying
-15 being found on the roof of the bar

+2 high-pitched argument
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Posted July 17th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS

What about:

talking about Nightman
getting beeped
Speaking to/or about McPoyle
Speaking to/or about Cricket

Look, there are 8 scoring items lmao
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Posted July 17th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS

-9 being found passed out SOMEWHERE other than the bar or their house
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Posted July 18th, 2009 by whenshebegins

The links on here don't work anymore so I just lost my mind on YouTube. I cannot WAIT for this new season!
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Posted July 18th, 2009 by whenshebegins

The links on here don't work anymore so I just lost my mind on YouTube. I cannot WAIT for this new season!

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- Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
- Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
- Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear?
- Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
- Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in there?
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- Charlie: You're not gonna find a bang maid out there because there's no such thing.
- Frank: I already did. Your mom. Guh-bye.
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- Dennis: What the hell is going on?
- Charlie: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Hannabry, but he doesn't like Erin Hannabry, it was all a bunch of bull.
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Charlie says...
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!"
- Charlie: Did you send him a friend request?
- Frank: I don't wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face!
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Charlie says...
"Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. "
Dennis says...
"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care."
- Charlie: Alright, later dudes. S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's.
- Mac: Why would he not wear a C?
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Dennis says...
"I'm a recovering crackhead, this is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please."
Charlie says...
"slug "
Sweet Dee says...
""Are you happy now dad!? I just punched a hole in my wall!""
Charlie says...
"WILDCARD, bitches!!!!!!"
- Mac: I'm not a serial killer! I've been banging a tranny, I didn't want you guys to find out!
- Charlie: No, you're trying to... what?
- Sweet Dee: Ew, oh I don't even know how that works
- Dennis: It's complicated, she tapes it back
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Mac says...
"[Reading from the paper] Looking for that new hotspot to spot that stud? Well Paddy's Irish Pub has plugged that hole."
- Mac: Charlie, me and Dennis are going to train you to be an underground streetfighter.
- Charlie: What? That is brilliant!
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Mac says...
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wana hang out in our party mansion. Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again NOTHING SEXUAL"