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PREPARING TO LIZ ALL OVER MYSELF

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Posted October 15th, 2009 by Todd

30 Rock is back! I'm lizzing! I'm lizzing!

Who's excited?
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Posted October 15th, 2009 by megan

Reading all these quotes makes me happy to be lizzing all over.
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Posted October 15th, 2009 by TonIsntGayShesBILIARIOUS

I'M LIZZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jack says...
"The closest I came to throwing up tonight was when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades."
Liz says...
"I wanna shoop."
- Jenna: Let's see what kinda movies he has... Muppets Take Manhattan, Caddy Shack..., and a documentary about how pies are made...
- Liz: Hello Dr. Baird!
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- Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?
- Jack: (Puts lollipop into his mouth.)
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Liz says...
"[Holding a broken lego train] Sorry, I broke it when I was pretending it was my penis. ROBOT PENIS."
Liz says...
"Nords!"
Kenneth says...
"Oh no, what if he doesn't come back? [Southern accent] Oh no when I get upset my accent come out and when it git to comin out, i can't git to talkin nu-uh"
- Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Cause I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
- Liz: Ok, that is solid.
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- Jack: Well, if you want a good "liz" read this... A list I made in the 5th grade of things I wanted to have done before I turned 50. Live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car. I wonder what that 10-year old would think if he could see himself now. Fly on a plane? I've flown on Air Force One. Go to DisneyLand? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
- Liz: That's... awesome.
- Jack: I've hunted the world's most dangerous game... Man. [cough] Manatee. I once, uh, shot a Manatee.
- Liz: Well, if that kid could see himself today, he would throw up. There's only one left Be friends with Batman
- Jack: There's still a couple hours...
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- Jack: Hey - that scarf is fun!
- Liz: Thanks! I found it at Dunkin' --wait a minute...
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Tracy says...
"A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory."
- Jack: Now lemme hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system
- Frank: My client has no memory of that.
- Jack: I also would have accepted You can't prove that's the governor's semen
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- Frank: The overweight guy they based Pac-Man on just died
- Tracy: I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
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Jack says...
"[into the mirror] Alright Jack, Bottom of the ninth, baaaases loaded. Just Do it! Is it in you! I'm loving it! You magnificent son of a bitch! You're Jack Donaghy; titan, maverick,... lover."
- Jack: I want to Tupac you.
- Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first.
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Jack says...
"Be careful Lemon, you wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting peed on."
- Jack: Don't cling to this Lemon.
- Liz: [In Jack voice] Be a manager. Control your people. Buy better clothes.
- Jack: I'm allowing this because I made a mistep and I'm handling it. Tracy will be here by Friday night.
- Liz: [In Jack/Batman voice] Just get it done. Nope. I lost it. That was Batman.
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- Jack: Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, covered in shaved white, black and clear truffles and topped with edible 25 carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?
- Liz: I dunno... have you ever put a doughnut in the microwave?
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- Jenna: Where do I sign up?
- Dr. Spaceman: Oh please, we don't want a paper trail.
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Kenneth says...
"Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows."
- Tracy: Ken, these interns are wearing me out! It's like I said in my not-hit comedy Clue's Boat, 'I'm getting too old for this ship.'
- Kenneth: Well you are getting older sir, there's no reason you have to keep acting like you're 20.
- Tracy: Yes there is! Do you know what happens to a comedian when he gets old and loses his audience? He starts get offered serious roles. And do you really want to see me play Arthur Ashe?
- Kenneth: No - that would be terrible! You leave him alone!
- Tracy: Exactly! So if I'm going to keep my hiliairous reputation, these interns gotta go!
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- Liz: You want the truth Kenneth?!
- Kenneth: I can't handle the truth!
- Liz: There is an adult picture of me on that phone!
- Kenneth: Adult? You mean like driving a car or wearing a suit?
- Liz: Its a boobies picture, kenneth! And I only kept it because, for once, both pointing in the same direction!
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- Liz: Tracy, are you ready for Larry King Live tonight?
- Tracy: You know it, I cursed for three hours straight just to get it outta my system..., you dumb bitch!
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Tracy says...
"I'm scared, but I'm also excited! Hahaha, woooo! I'm Lizzing! Hahaha! Lizzing! I'm Lizzing! Yeah, haha!"
Kenneth says...
"Oh I cleaned up on my last birthday. Look at this keychain - every time you move his head... his head moves! Look!"
Liz says...
"[singing] Workin on my 'Night Cheese'..."
- Jack: Anyways, I'm handling the Tracy thing myself.
- Liz: Right, play hardball! Get your business jollies!
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Jack says...
"I don't like the timing of this at all. Colleen is very vulnerable right now and scam artists can smell that sort of thing. Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. Its America's Australia."
Liz says...
"[Upon meeting Dr. Baird] I want to go to there."
- Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
- Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity, I'm going to go with Claire on this one.
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- Jack: I disagree. I'm going to find out what was inside that box, I'm going to buy it with money, and it is going to make me happy. And, if that doesn't work - I'm going to Benjamin Button myself.
- Liz: We're not meeting in the middle!
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- Tracy: Irregardless! Ya know what? [hands Liz yellow card] RACE CARD
- Pete: No no no no don't take it!
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- Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
- Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
- Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
- Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!
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Jack says...
"[In confession] You wanna a confession? Let's get this done so I can go eat. I am divorced, I take the lord's name in vein, often, and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident. I looked the other way when my wig-based parent company turned a bunch of children orange. I once claimed I am God... during a deposition. Annnnd, I may have sodomized our former Vice President while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics."
Elisa says...
"Lemon, isn’t there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?"
Jack says...
"I have a lump on my ball."
Tracy says...
"[picking up the phone at Ken's desk] NBC. blah blah blah, thank you. [click]"
- Jenna: Pete and Liz wanna hire this guy, Jaden. He's evil, Tracy!
- Tracy: He's EVIL TRACY!?... Oh... he's evil comma Tracy. Go on...
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Jenna says...
"The Kids Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day. BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID."
Tracy says...
"Here comes the FunCooker!"
- Liz: You're no longer allowed to point at women in the cafeteria and yell 'I want to get that pregnant'.
- Tracy: Fine, I'll bring my lunch from home.
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Jack says...
"I didn't know what you were serving so I brought a '65 Moet and some pizza-blasted Pringles."
Tracy says...
"If you have a spaceship and you're looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and 30 million dollars, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday."
Jack says...
"lemon, you're going to do this like a Chinese gymnast: wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age."
- Liz: Have you seen this Tracey thing?
- Jack: I am aware of it. I have a Google Alert for the phrase, "Tracey Jordan ridiculous disaster".
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Jack says...
"I have a betting system based on horse penis size."
Jenna says...
"Do you need a sex tap released? Because I got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me."