American Idol

Ryan: "Paula's JUST punched Simon in the left breast!"
Paula: You're a whole lotta perfect!
Simon: It was like eating ice for lunch.
Matt: The kind of music i wanna have is like a reggae,rockish,like with a pop,yet singer song writer type, jazzy,like with a classical feel!-laughs-And the title will be Vulnerability Laughswhile saying It makes no sense!Hopefully you guys will find that funny but its not true i just want shake things up alittie bit!
Michael: Oh Crap i have to sing after Stevie Wonder
Matt: *Lets Get it on Rings on matts cell*
Danny: What is that?
Matt: Its the Salsa Pants Dance geton board..get on board
Kara: It was like Studio 57 up in here!
Ryan: Kris, you also are....... safe.
Kris: Every week, man, every week!
Alexis: I am so mad you were eliminated. Micahel definitely deserved to go!!!!
Paula: Don't be disrespectful Simon!!!!
Simon: I am not being disrespectful!
Adam: "It's like appples and oranges, it's not for everyone."
Paula: "Jorge,will you just speak so we can hear your accent?? =]"
Jorge: "Actually, i dont think i have an accent but well if you think i do! "
Simon: "you heart him dont you?"
Paula: "i just wana squeeze you!!"
Simon: "Thats SO patronizing!!"
Megan: "caw-caw!"
Paula: YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TONIGHT
Simon: You were like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
Kara: This a family show! Fam-ily show. Fam-ily show. Fam-ily show.. (on Seacrest suggesting Tatiana stay down on her knees)
Kara: This is a family show! Fam-ily show. Fam-ily show. Fam-ily show.
Brent: i need this more than anything
Nick (Norman): Talking to Simon, "You like it the way Secrest does it?"
Simon: Boring......
Brent: i will go my own way because that's what i need to do i can't let people ruin this for me because other wise i don't stand a chance, in the real singing biz.