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 Includes Kevin.
  • Kevin: My word means nothing in this game - thank goodness there’s still one person in the house who knows what’s up.
 From BB11 - HOH Continued. Includes Natalie.
  • Natalie: The devil is gone, evil is gone! Don’t you just feel rejuvenated?”
 From BB11 - Elim & HOH (live) #9. Includes Kevin.
  • Kevin: You know, in any other circumstance I wouldn't mind being bent over and handcuffed over a box, but when there's money falling somewhere I'm not, I wasn't loving it that much.
 From BB11 - Nominations #10. Includes Kevin.
  • Kevin: It’s been five minutes and 25 seconds and Natalie is already suffering from HOH-itis. The power has gone to her head. Do I have to slap the biz-natch?
 From BB11 - Nominations #10. Includes Natalie, Kevin.
  • Natalie: You gotta go up.
  • Kevin: Did I just her that correctly, biz-natch? You said you were going to put me on the block?
 From BB11 - Nominations #10. Includes Kevin.
  • Kevin: Bitch, you lying!
 From BB11 - Nominations #10. Includes Kevin.
  • Kevin: Natalie is A LIAR!! If she says she gonna go left, she will actually go right!
 Includes Jordan.
  • Jordan: I like when Barbra Streisand does interviews. WAIT! I mean Barbara Walters!
 From BB11 - Elim & HOH (live) #9. Includes Jordan, Jeff.
  • Jordan: What was your best Big Brother experience?
  • Jeff: You.
 From BB11 - Elim & HOH (live) #9. Includes Jeff.
  • Jeff: If I could play again, I would just pretend that my arms and legs didn’t work and just drool and not win any competitions and just skate by.
 From BB 11 - Elim & HOH #7. Includes Natalie.
  • Natalie: (To Lydia) How many times did you sleep with Jessie, cause i know
 From BB11 - Nominations #6. Includes Jeff.
  • Jeff: "I'm the WIZARD!"
 Includes Natalie, Jeff.
  • Natalie: I have tried, I can't talk Lydia down from the ledge. I have no problem with you three (Jeff, Russel, Jordan), but my problem is with Michelle and it's MY problem. I'll deal with it.
  • Jeff: Ok so if you guys can't be civil, I guess we'll change the way we act too. If you want to make things uncomfortable, fine. Let me tell you something: I'm a lot older and I've held my tongue in this house. You wanna make shit uncomfortable, I CAN make shit motherfucking uncomfortable! (from live feeds)
 From BB11 - Nominations #5. Includes Jeff.
  • Jeff: I really would like to see Natalie and Jessie up on the block together. Lets hope he uses his power to do it.(evil laugh)
 Includes Jessie.
  • Jessie: I think you are the finest one in this house
 From BB11 - Nominations #4. Includes Russell.
  • Russell: I am that mongoose.
 From BB11 - Elim & HOH (live). Includes Casey.
  • Casey: Why don't you go make Jessie a sandwich.
 From BB11 - Nominations #3. Includes Kevin.
  • Kevin: Jessie's in a good position. Natalie loves Jessie, Lydia loves Jessie, Jessie loves Jessie, so he's sitting pretty.
 From BB11 - POV Comp. Includes Jordan.
  • Jordan: I can't tell time on a clock. When people say its "a quarter til" I have to just keep asking other people til they tell me what time it is.
 Includes Lydia.
  • Lydia: He's my Ducky and I am Molly
 Includes J - Michelle, J - Libra, J - Keesha.
  • J - Michelle: *Wins HOH*
  • J - Michelle: Libra, I nominate YOU and Keesha for eviction.
  • J - Libra: Michelle, I just wanted to go up to your room and talk and clear the air.
  • J - Michelle: Ok. Yeah, I wanted to clear some things up too MATHAFAKER.
  • J - Libra: Yes Michelle, I said I was going to put you up and I meant it. I was going to put you up, Jessie up, your mother up, your brother up......etc.... *Continues to throw self under bus*
  • J - Libra: *Later with Keesha* I think Michelle is gunning for me this week so you're safe.
  • J - Keesha: Yeah, I think so too. *DRINKS*
 Includes J - Libra, J - Keesha, J - Michelle.
  • J - Libra: Hey Keesha girl. You know I'm not going to campaign against you right?
  • J - Keesha: Oh yeah, me either.
  • J - Keesha: *DRINKS*
  • J - Michelle: *ROAR* MATHAFAKER!
  • J - Keesha: LIBRA YOU B*TCH!
  • J - Libra: OH YOU WANT TO GO THERE? WELL LET'S GO THERE THEN!
  • J - Keesha: OH LET'S GO THERE THEN!
  • J - Keesha: I'm sorry. I don't want to be that kind of person. We're cool.
  • J - Libra: It broke my heart when you said that to me.
  • J - Libra: *Evicted* Bye Guys.
  • J - Keesha: I'm not going to say anything bad about her....but LIBRA DID THIS AND SAID THAT AND UGH!
  • J - Libra: *In the Jury House* My hand is itching...... B*TCH....
 From Big Brother Epi 27: HOH Comp. Includes J - Jerry, Memphis, Dan.
  • J - Jerry: You WOMANIZER!
  • Memphis: WHAT YOU SAY OLD MAN?!
  • Dan: I nominate YOU JERRY and YOU Memphis.
  • J - Jerry: Memphis, want to go to the final 2 together?
  • Memphis: FOOK NO!. I mean, sure, why not.....
  • J - Jerry: YIPPEE!!!
  • Dan: Jerry, I evict you.
  • Memphis: YEAH!
 Includes Steven.
  • Steven: Suck it Bitches
 Includes J - Keesha.
  • J - Keesha: I can't be the middle man between crazy and crazier!
 From Big Brother Epi 20: POV Comp. Includes J - Ollie.
  • J - Ollie: You like to play games, man, you coulda stayed home and played monopoly.
 Includes J - Keesha.
  • J - Keesha: I know things... I'm not stupid!
 Includes Memphis.
  • Memphis: It can't be like underwater basket weaver
 From Big Brother Epi 13: Nominations. Includes Brian.
  • Brian: After my first alliance with all of you failed
 From Big Brother Epi 16: Nominations. Includes J - Jerry, J - Renny.
  • J - Jerry: I GOT SO MUCH GAS .FROM ALL THAT SLOP .I'M GOING TO BLOW IT OUT OF MY ASS. AND I KEEP MY WORD;I'M A MAN OD MY WORD.
  • J - Renny: OH JERRY BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR ASS .CAUSE YOUR FULL OF IT..
 From Big Brother Epi 20: POV Comp. Includes J - Michelle.
  • J - Michelle: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU PUT ME UP DAN'YOU TOLD OLLIE I WAS SAFE'AND THIS IS A GAME OF TRUTH,I NEVER LIED
 From Big Brother Epi 20: POV Comp. Includes J - Ollie, Memphis.
  • J - Ollie: suck my dick 'April's not here
  • Memphis: OLLIE'COME ON ME AND I'LL KILL YOU
 From Big Brother Epi 20: POV Comp. Includes J - Keesha.
  • J - Keesha: fucker. then you shoudn'ta fell
 Includes J - Ollie.
  • J - Ollie: You took away my manhood, Dan.
 Includes J - Ollie, Dan.
  • J - Ollie: You DISRESPECTED me! You took my MANHOOD away in front of millions of people!!
  • Dan: Well if that's what you want to think....
  • J - Ollie: Why did you play me for a fool, Dan?
  • Dan: It's just a game, Ollie.
 Includes J - Ollie.
  • J - Ollie: Fuck no! You play with me, I'll play with you.
 Includes J - Ollie.
  • J - Ollie: It's a game, huh? Want to play a little roulette? Alright, let's play.
 From Big Brother Epi 19: Nominations. Includes Memphis.
  • Memphis: If my fate lays within Father Dan, then God save us all.
 Includes J - Michelle.
  • J - Michelle: Back door here I come.
 From Big Brother Premiere. Includes J - Keesha.
  • J - Keesha: I'm not here to make friends
 From Big Brother Epi 3. Includes J - Jerry.
  • J - Jerry: We will go to the end Ollie ok
 From Big Brother Epi 16: Nominations. Includes J - Michelle.
  • J - Michelle: I like ladies too
 Includes Dan.
  • Dan: Alright, I was nice and lovey dovey now it's game on. Let's do this like Judas.
 Includes J- April, J - Ollie.
  • J- April: Cum on me
  • J - Ollie: You want me to?
  • J- April: yeah
  • J - Ollie: On you?
  • J- April: Yeah
 Includes J - Jerry.
  • J - Jerry: You'll always be Judas in my house