Charm School
Farrah: I made the Dean's List? I was like What the French?
Marcia: Maybe threr's a tweeset (twist) All of us Gunna Wen
Brittaney: I'm better than that
Beverly: Your a porn star but better than that
- Farrah: Where's a man when you need one
Sohood: I'm a modern day martin luther king
Ashley: Cleaning up this river is worse than giving a fat man a lap dance
- Brittaney: you said that i was an instigator
Ko: no i never said u were an instigator i said you cause all the fights here
- Ashley: i dont understand what bubbles' obsessin is with sea creatures ia,but it's really weird
Bubbles: "If you could be any animal what would you be? I'd be a dolphin"
- Ashley: "Whatever, you lame ass." (talking about Gia)
- Bubbles: shutup u are getting on my damn nerves about 2 take a stand u think talking to me is a retared child wait until u c ur mother ashley gia and farrah
- Marcia: It's hard to see everybody drinking and i cant take one sip
- Bubbles: No matter what, you have to try and understand people and put your shoes in their shoes.
Risky: You should be a dean. You don't belong here with us, you should be a dean.
- Marcia: hi marcia
- Ashley: "I'm not surprised that Brittanya's team won the challenge. I mean Brittanya's a mom, and they have two athletic men on their team."
- Marcia: Bubbles is just youthful
Bay Bay Bay: because you had did the right thing to do so yeah.
- Ashley: risky and i just think that u should like go because u have like a big mouth and i just hate u akay so please go home akay so go home.
Kiki: no u need to go home because u are like hurting everyone feelings so u go home akay akay.
- Risky: why did u give away your pen for us?
- Marcia: I just figured out that I'M A ALCHOLOLIC!!!!!!!
- Bubbles: swiiim give me the swiiim
- Beverly: i will snatch you brittney star by your nampy ass bloond hair rite now
- Sohood: im wasting my ime here
- Kiki: beep u beep that
Brittanya: cutie ok
- Farrah: omg she is cool
- Ashley: Derrrrrrrrrr I'm Ashley I'm the retarded child Bubbles wins!
- Bubbles: So long Kortoota Ash!(Ashley's real name).
- Bay Bay Bay: I commit to life
- Ashley: the only reason she down at the carpet was the haters were hating on her.
- Ashley: You've never been hot doing anything, fucking double chin.
- Kiki: You ain't gonna over talk me bitch i have a big mouth got some surround sound up in this bitch
- Ashley: Did I fart or something? Everybody's leaving.
- Brittanya: * Laughs.
- Bay Bay Bay: If you can't fit in take your ass home.
- Ashley: I'm a bitch. Get over it.
- Ashley: It's sad to see such a big person sleeping on a small couch.
- Ashley: Talking to Bubbles like talking to a retarded child.
- Sohood: I'm like Martin Luther King. Fuck Charm School!
- Bubbles: you promise you won't tell pinky swear
- Ashley: lets go punh brintty in the butt or some thing Iam bord
- Ashley: why did u pick me?
Gia: cause i wanted u to be on my side
- Marcia: SoHo I mean SoHood.
- Farrah: (Throws cucumber at Brittaney)here's a cucumber for your pussy.
- Farrah: I cannot take this shit anymore.
- Kiki: I am dirty as hell.
- Ashley: Picking up the trash from the L.A. River is worst than giving a fat man a lapdance.
- Ashley: "Here Britaney, Britaney, Britaney..."
- Brittaney: Kiss my black ass bitch!
- Kiki: u cant over talk me baby my mouth is like sound round sound up in thi bitch
- Sohood: BUBBLES BUBBLES DUMBASS BUBBLES
- Ashley: WHATEVER LAME ASS
- Marcia: I LLLOOOVVEEE TEQUILA
- Beverly: I just wanna snatch her up by her natural hair or her weave or whatever the hell it is. I don't f*cking care I just wanna snatch her up and put her face in the pool and wait til she stops kicking.
- Ashley: The Real Chance Of Love girls are just a bunch of loud mouth bitches.
- Sohood: i'm like im a grown ass woman going to detention
- Beverly: I will pull your nappy hair out
- Brittaney: Go ahead do it.
- Beverly: (Pulls Brittaney's hair)
- Brittaney: (Screams) you fucking bitch!
- Gia: I'm prettier than all these bitches (crying).
- Bay Bay Bay: the Rock of Love girls are making us look like little angels
- Sohood: Double bubble dumbass! =]
- Bay Bay Bay: The rock of love girls cannot control themselves.
- Ashley: Why the hell did you pick me!?!?!
- Gia: Cause your on my side!
Destiny: Sharon:
“I’m no math whiz, but if two to three partners in six months equals one percent satisfied and you take that times two and multiply it by 99, then to be 100 percent satisfied, Destiney would have to be really, really busy."
Heather: “After watching this and seeing, you know, my path in life on TV. My fans or people that look up to me, they can get a piece of that and they can feel that. Does that make sense?"
Kristy Joe: Oh Lacey oh Lacey
You Pretend
That you need Charm School
And that is just not cool
Oh Lacey oh Lacey
Or should I say Tracey?
You act like you have
A split-personality…
Angelique: I WAAAANT TOOO HHHAVE SSSSEEXX WITH BREAAT ON ZZZZZZIIIIIISSSS POOOOLL
- Heather: I don't care if they hump the entire army, okay? But I've had it with the lies in this house.
Lacey: Well, I do know that I art sort of a bitch, and I art sort of conniving and manipulative, but I’m trying to, art, be nice, so I think I know who I art.
Brandi M.: I Am So Hotttt
- Lacey: i thought we were pass all this. (talking about fighting)
- Heather: i think ur fake. i'm sorry.
- Angelique: You are a very funny person but you don't seem to take that many things seriously.
Brandi C.: You are a very smart person and you have great friends. It's just that the influences on you are terrible.
- Brandi M.: Somewhere deep down in there is a lady. You just have to change!
Dallas: Dallas, be honest. Did you really try to win this or were you looking for a fight?
- Destiny: Crazy! Get a grip of yourself because you can cry all you want but that will not help you.
- Heather: Even though you are evolving into a woman, you have a violent side to you. Keep it under control.
- Brandi C.: A couple of tequila shots with a stupid guy ruined everything!
- Brandi C.: (drunk)"What the f*** are you gonna do?"
Megan: "Charm School was a F***ing nightmare.and I can't wait to go back to my best life EVER! Where I just lay out and eat sushi and ...tan. What more colud I want"
- Lacey: I didn't know all the pain I have been causing people!
Inna: Let me have this one mistake and ill correct it
Rodeo: "Megan, stop lying! Lacey, stop lying!"
- Lacey: I really feel like an atheist who has just discovered Jesus.
- Megan: "This is actually the dress i picked."
- Rodeo: "No it's not."
- Brandi C.: "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
- Destiny: Get out of our room, get out of our room. You're not welcome here, get out.
- Lacey: (pretending to be Brandi C.) Aaaaaahhhhh.
- Destiny: Get out of our ****ing room, get out now.
- Lacey: (pretending to be Brandi C.) Aaaaaahhhhh. Aaaaaahhhhh.
- Destiny: I asked you politely to get out of our room.
- Lacey: (pretending to be Brandi C.) *fake spits*
- Destiny: I hope you win you are the coolest person on the show. you rock
- Megan: "It's my room bitch"
- Angelique: I weesh i could have stayed a leetle beet longer and learned a leetle beet more, but you know what, f**k Charm School, I'm not going to stop streeping anytime soon! I laave eet, I'm proud of eet!
- Lacey: How does it feel BITCH!
- Heather: Oh "sweet" Jessica why are you here
Jessica: Wow. Brandi M. and Braindi C. Two ex-porn stars doing a video on..........stuff that porn stars do.
- Lacey: I know im a backstabbing bitch, but Lacey can KISS MY ASS!!
- Brandi C.: " So let's go yell at her right now".
- Brandi C.: " This is my friend".
- Heather: (Drunk and slurring) i have a medical condition!!!
- Lacey: (Mimicking Heather and slurring even more) i have a medical condition!!
one of those lol dumb moments!
- Kristy Joe: yes i like u has a friend but lacey is a bitch from.cassie back 10 year old
- Lacey: In every episode just about:
"She threw it at my head!"
- Brandi C.: *SPITS IN DESTINEYS FACE*
Aftermath:
"I'm horrified. I just found out that last nite I spat in Destineys face and I would never do that."
- Megan: "Heather shows up in this combination of 80s wrestler, superhero, comicbook....ugly whore....streetwalker...BITCH"
- Lacey: You think you're an A-List celebrity
- Heather: I am bitch!
- Destiny: She spit in my face!
- Brandi C.: Get Out! NOW!!!!!!!
- Jessica: hey jessica
- Lacey: lacey is a 2faced, dicussing bitch. she needs to go now.
she is a trouble maker and she should have left not dallas
- Inna: I just ruined everything for my team.
- Destiny: *cry*I can't handle it.*cry*
- Heather: I mean, I got the chills, like whoa! *Burp*.
- Dallas: I can smell the fish in your breath.
- Lacey: You’re smelling your own p****.
- Dallas: Your mouth would smell like my p****.
- Destiny: I didn't realize that you can just take a sip..
- Lacey: She threw a plate at my head!
- Kristy Joe: So we have the perfect topic. We have 'Drinking is very harmful to unborn babies' (Dance) and I go, "Oh. Baby, stroller, pregnancy suit, Britney Spears in the media - TMZ style! It's going to be great. I can't wait."
- Rodeo: She called me a whore! and I am not a whore. She tried to push me off the stairs.
- Lacey: Jeez, this girl has problems.
- Kristy Joe: Lets see, we have condoms, blow up dolls, and a video camera..- are we making a porn?
- Brandi C.: I can't stand these people! the sound of there voice make me want to drill, drills into my head! *sobbing*
- Lacey: i love animals
dont eat them and dont eat them
- Jessica: fuck i need a back bone
boo hoo :.)
- Heather: I'm not so sure, that a public service announcement should include...****ing a blow-up doll.
- Destiny: Women who drink excessively have an increased f*ck we gotta redo it, I f*cked it up.
- Brandi C.: Here we go again. I'm shocked and disappointed...and shocked!
- Lacey: Nobody gave Heather $20 so there's no way she's going to blow this thing
- Dallas: Who cares if they are dorky men. They are men and they have penises and I'm ready.
- Megan: if you think im hot then vote thanks mmm
- Dallas: I don't give a fuck if they are dorky guys. They are men and have penises and im ready.
- Lacey: Lacey needs to leave.
- Dallas: dallas i don't like you bitch and you are so ugly it doesn't make any scence and raven that motherfucker looks a hot mess so you ant alone
- Megan: I can't wait to go back to my perfect life and go tanning and eat sushi and tan.
- Brandi C.: if you think brandi c is hot then click the button to the left of the screen
- Kristy Joe: we chose myself
- Jessica: no we didn't.we orinally chose me.
- Kristy Joe: we originally chose brandi m. but then she didn't want to go,so jessica decided to go but she dosen't deserve to go down here.
- Brandi M.: what the hell is going on.
- Destiny: if the duchess likes dick,then we might have something in common.
- Heather: here's some tea,oh shit.
- Dallas: i can't believe that heather spilled tea on the duchess,but you know I am knocked shocked.if anyone is going to fuck this up it's gonna be heather
- Angelique: I want to have ze sex with Brett in zis pool...
- Megan: Don't underestimate the master manipulator...
- Megan: She is so trailer park!
- Lacey: Who, Brandi M?
- Megan: Yes! She's distgusting.
- Brandi M.: The girls called me trailor trash! If they are making enemies with me, I will make enemies of them!
- Lacey: ...Yeah she is really trailor park! You can take the girl out of the trailor park, but you cant take the trailor park out of the girl. No school is going to turn her into some princess!
- Megan: ...It's my room bitch, get the fuck out of here!
- Brandi M.: What are you going to do about it? (Shoves Megan)
- Megan: (Kicks Brandi M)
- Brandi M.: Oh, you know what? I am going to let Sharon know all about that right now!
- Destiny: She kicked you?
- Brandi M.: Yeah! She kicked me!
- Heather: What happened?
- Brandi M.: ...Did you not know hoe fucking hard it was not to beat her up!?
- Destiny: Dallas is already acting like a princess so I think we could win!
- Inna: I might have just ruined this for my team!
- Destiny: The dutchess likes dicks! Maybe we have something in common.
- Jessica: I'm royally fucked!
- Dallas: Heather,this is Charm School not a fucking trailer park.
- Lacey: I didn't call you slutty, I don't call girls slutty. Because that's like calling the kettle black.
- Angelique: I am very excited you know but I can do that in a couple of months you know streeping
- Angelique: I am a very sexual person you know and I don't think it is a bad thing
- Lacey: Watch and learn girls, you don't fuck with me and get away with it.
Raven: Don't be trying to start s@#% I know you just want some camera time
- Megan: i have had it up to here with this ugly man-voiced fucking skanky-ass bitch Brandi M.
- Kristy Joe: CRY CRY CRY THAT IS ALL SHE DOES SHE IS LIKE A FRICKIN WATER FOUNTAIN
- Rodeo: Charm School get ready cause Rodeo's back in the house.
- Angelique: you know i'm very sexual person and i luv it.
Sharon:You can be sexual without taking your clothes off.
(gasp)
- Megan: heather is a skank
- Megan: I AM A DUMB BITCH AND I ONLY LIKE TO LIKE DRINK AND LIKE TAN... MY FRIEND BRANDY C. IS JUST AS IGNORANT AS I AM
- Angelique: "I love it you know its all peenky barbie doll ehh"
- Raven: I am so glad i am not the only black person in the house
Courtney: YOU ARE SO HOT!
- Heather: Im such a trashy bitch. I have no life, Well.. i guess my life is stripping. ugh im such a whore.
- Raven: I don't have to know her
- Brandi M.: do you know how hard it was not to kill her (annoying face)
- Lacey: I JUST WANNA SAY I THINK LACEY IS GREAT!!! HER PERSONALITY REMINDS ME OF MY OWN!!! GRANT IT SHE WASN'T RIGHT FOR BRET SO ATLEAST HE GOT RID OF HER...BUT LACEY YOU STILL ROCK BABE!!!
- Destiny: Here we go again! Brandi C's crying and she's willing to give up this amazing oppretunity for a stupid, blonde, skank like Megan.
- Kristy Joe: camel toe, camel toe, camel toe, camel toe, camel toe,camel toe, camel toe
- Megan: I've been thinking about it,and I think that I want to become a dentist.
- Brandi C.: If Megan gets eliminated, I'm f*cking leaving!
- Raven: You too you ugly ass bitch
- Jessica: I'd love to give the whole class a makeover
- Angelique: F@$% Charm School I'll never stop streeping I luv it!
- Brandi C.: wow my group is great! they are just working things out by themselves and i dont have to do anything!!
- Brandi C.: if megan goes home im going to everyone in this house is annoying i cant stand them without megan here!!!
- Destiny: I hope you win
- Dallas: Can't we all just get along
- Raven: I don't want to be the only black girl here.
- Dallas: Well you about to be
- Rodeo: (cries)
You're such an amazing women (to Sharon)
- Lacey: Dallas decides to stand by me of all people and I have a few tricks up my sleeve...
- Dallas: Lacey is throwing these bags at my face...because she is an asshole!
- Lacey: It's not my fault I got bad aim!
- Brandi M.: You know what Brandi, I was actual proud of you, but then you gave up!
- Brandi C.: I gave it all I can! I am sorry I don't have big muscles!
- Brandi C.: Is this even a question? Of course I want to join in on the sled! That's my best friend! Hello!?
- Raven: I am in a monomoly here, I dont...please watch the hands, I am not a very touchy person. Thank you.
- Rodeo: Rvaen, she has a serious problem.
- Rodeo: ...I need this money, and that bitch Megan gets to stay here; she is a slut, she's a whore, and I f*cking hate the bitch! (cries)
- Brandi M.: Courtney is a sweetheart, but I think she has an alchohal problem. Sorry Courtney!
- Rodeo: Megan! Stop Lying!
- Kristy Joe: So if Inna had put more effort into preparing the script and dressing up a little more, we probally could have won.
- Lacey: Remember ladies, dont f*ck with me!
- Brandi M.: I know how to push Brandi C's buttons!
- Jessica: I'm not quite sure if some of these girls got the same message as me. They either look like they are going to play tricks on Hollywood boulevard, or go to the county fair!
- Brandi C.: My favorite outfit EVER is a leopard-printed lingerie-type skirt and top, that I love! I just feel like a tiger in it and I'm all GRRRR!
- Brandi M.: *Looks at Brandi C.'s oufit* Who the f*** wears that out?
- Jessica: jessica who hotter than mei
- Angelique: It's easy for you to scream
- Dallas: how dare you say that!
- Courtney: we were outside by the pool talking and drinking
- Megan: It's hard to make heather look better but it will be fun watching them try to
- Brandi C.: I hate this girl but if i have to work with you im gunna put that behind
- Angelique: everything iz pink barbie dall i just laav it
- Brandi C.: if that apple woulda hit her brain she woulda died
- Rodeo: *abnoxious laugh*
- Brandi C.: i'm not chubby i'm curby and everyone likes that and you mister,your just not cool!
- Megan: Nobody wants to be called to the principal's office.Terrible memories of high school.Flash backs,uncontrollable.
- Megan: This is the dress I picked.
- Rodeo: No, it's not.
- Rodeo: This is the dress Megan picked out.
- Megan: No,it's not.
- Lacey: I have another piercing but,the hair is overgrown.
- Brandi C.: (Screaming)!
- Brandi M.: (Covers Brandi C's mouth).
- Dallas: How dare you say that shit!
- Angelique: It's easy for you to scream.
- Heather: Heather, I don't care what you do for a living, you are a beautiful person, inside and out. I am a survivor of Katrina, and I have been married for 13 years. I think you rock. Take care of yourself, and let no one break that beautiful heart of yours. You deserve to be happy. I was so wishing for Bret to choose you. I think you guys would have been awesome together. You are so, for real. Good Luck, and I wish you all the best. I hope Sharon picks you for the winner. Lots of Love.
You Go Girl.
- Rodeo: (crying)the girls called me a whore.
- Rodeo: Megan! Megan! stop lying!
- Lacey: "...she'll sprout into a big, Brandi bitch-flower!"
(About Brandi M.)
- Megan: Nobody wants to be called to the principal's office. Terrible memories of high school. Flashbacks uncontrollable.
- Brandi C.: So now I have to have a Russian man, a trailer park trainwreck and someone who desn't speak on my team. This is gonna work out great.
- Heather: U R FUCK BITCH
- Megan: OH
- Brandi C.: "I hate my team...but with my beauty we just might be able to win"
- Lacey: For some reason Dallas decided to stand right next to me and I thought I could have a little fun with this
- Dallas: It wasn't a glass it was an apple you Asshole!!
- Heather: what you know i have to sleep with two faced meagan and brandi i delt with them on i love money and now this
- Megan: I think I would be good at a top of the line trophy wife
- Rodeo: Sharon Osbourne ya baby WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Lacey: whats up skanks?
- Brandi M.: Theres no place like home Theres no placelike home Theres no place like home
- Lacey: you think your a f@#$*ing A list celebrity.
- Heather: I am BITCH!
- Brandi C.: if that apple would have hit here brain then she could have died
- Brandi C.: *cry*
- Destiny: dude your not even called to the carpet what is wrong with this girl!
- Angelique: KISS MY PERFECT BARBIE ASS!!
- Angelique: I WANT TP HAVE SOME SEXXXXXZZZZZ WITH BFRET IN ZISS POOL
- Kristy Joe: Camel toe, camel toe, camel toe...aaahhh!!
- Dallas: Raven's got a real stank attitude, and hopefully she can find the door.
- Brandi C.: Did Angelique lurk my MySpace and copy me completely. She looks exactly like me except she's really ugly.
- Megan: so fucking trailer trash!
(to brandi m)
- Megan: brandi M called me fat. she said i shouldnt be eating my dinner! (starts crying)
- Raven: woman of my intellect shouldnt be talking to you
- Brandi C.: omg dont call jessica stupid! she worked for nasa!! shes like a fucking mathmatician!!
- Brandi M.: Thunder Theighs! (slaps theighs)
- Inna: i dont vuhut to do and yadda yadda...& uuhhh its driving me crazy!!!
- Megan: Im a pricess now i get to watch the fat girls work!!!!!
- Inna: uhhhhhh i have to drag this bicth(Megan)across the beach...uuuhhhhh i just wanna slap the taste out of her mouth!!!!!!!!!!
- Destiny: dude take a pill or somethin
- Brandi C.: I am not chubby! I just have curves and everyone likes it. And you Mister, you are just not cool!
- Destiny: get out now! get out!
- Destiny: she spit in my face
- Heather: I can't stand megan! I've delt with her on I love Money now i have to deal with her on charm school
- Brandi C.: I honestly feel bad for humanity
- Heather: I'ma fuck lacey and brandi c. up! fucking bitches
- Brandi C.: Brandi M. doesn't need charm school she needs an exorcist.
- Brandi C.: Brandi M. gives all the Brandi's around the world a really bad name and that's really not ok with me.
- Raven: What bitch are you a fucking escort for NASA? Get the fuck outta here!
- Raven: Get outta my face!
- Lacey: (Mimics Raven)whore!
- Brandi C.: She's a mathmatician.
- Inna: Your drunk again???didnt you learn anthing from rock of love!!!!???
- Jessica: welcome to charm school!
- Jessica: welcome to charm school!
- Lacey: owwwww she just threw a glass at my hea
- Dallas: it wasn't a glass it was an apple you asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Angelique: We should all just get laid. There would be lezz drama.
- Brandi C.: Did Angelique look up my myspace and still my idea for pink hair! She looks like me but I am prettier!
- Megan: Heather shows up in a costume that looks like a combination of an 80's wrestler, superhero, like a comic book ugly, whore, street walker, bitch.
- Angelique: its all pinky barbie doll... i lavve it.
- Lacey: "I tickled her ass, and she fucking attaacked me!"
- Courtney: "I don't think i have an Alcohol problem..."
- Dallas: "It was an APPLE!"
- Kristy Joe: *CRY*
- Courtney: her hair looks like my period
- Courtney: Lacey's hair looks like my period.
- Megan: Um...Horny??
- Heather: Dallas looks like a transvestite...
- Lacey: You act like you're some ******* A-list celebrity!
- Heather: I am, bitch!
- Lacey: why do u think your an a-list celebrity?
- Heather: cuz i am bitch!
- Lacey: *Pulls Raven's hair* oh I'm sorry i thought it was a wig.
- Heather: The last time he saw me I was beating Daisy de La hoa.....La hoya. excuse me.
- Megan: "Giddy up fatties!"
- Angelique: I dont like drama you know..im all about sex ees mush better
- Courtney: We were outside talking by the pool hanging out drinking,and before you knew it all this precious alchohol was getting wasted!
- Rodeo: *Obnoxious Laugh*
- Brandi M.: I can't wait to wear this school girl uniform which i know im gonna look hot in!
- Raven: Bitch you worked for fucking NASA get the fuck out!
- Jessica: I've work for NASA.
- Raven: Are you an escort for NASA?
- Heather: that was funnier than shit when you kicked daisy's ass
- Brandi C.: If that apple would have hit her in the brain she would have died.
- Lacey: You act like you some f****** a list clebery
- Heather: I' am Bitch
- Brandi C.: After Rock of Love, Lacey got a reputation of being just an evil bitch.
- Heather: Are you freaking kidding me? If anybody should be arriving in style like a rockstar it should be fucking me.
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