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 Includes Holly.
  • Holly: Do I just lay there?
 Includes Denise.
  • Denise: VOTE YOU AND MAC PLEASE STAY DANCE YES I DID VOTE ALL I WIL CALL KEEP AROUND LONGER SURENLY JOANNA JOHNSON A MAIL BOX AT KENNEDALE TX76060 CRESTVIEW 700 FIRST STREET
 From 801 Dancing With the Stars Premiere. Includes Denise.
  • Denise: I VOTE YOU AND MAC AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE AGAIN I VOTE FOR YOU SURENLY JOANNA JOHNSON
 From 801 Dancing With the Stars Premiere. Includes David.
  • David: What I hope to get out of this experience is free dance shoes, number one, and sexual favors, fingers crossed!
 From 801 Dancing With the Stars Premiere. Includes Steve.
  • Steve: With the waltz, I'm hoping to prove that this jackass can be a gentleman.
 From 801 Dancing With the Stars Premiere. Includes Steve.
  • Steve: I've been having so much fun, they're testing me for drugs tomorrow!
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Jeffrey.
  • Jeffrey: They said she was easy on the eyes-Speaking of his dance partner Edyta Sliwinska after he was eliminated with an injured eye.
 From 1004 DWTS Week 4. Includes Misty.
  • Misty: The world needs more Maksims.-Talking about her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
 From 1008 DWTS Week 8. Includes Cody.
  • Cody: I tried my best!
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Kim.
  • Kim: My milkshake brings all the bitches to the yard, and their like its better than ya'lls. Damn right! Its better than ya'lls! I can each you, but I have to charge.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Cloris.
  • Cloris: I'm a slut!
 From 1005 DWTS Week 5. Includes Cloris.
  • Cloris: he told me to be a something ho
 Includes Lance.
  • Lance: My favorite is like the peeing on the dog thing. Oh, peeing like a dog, sorry, peeing on the dog.
 Includes Toni.
  • Toni: it is reallay honor to be on dancing with the stars.
 From 1003 DWTS Week 3. Includes Cody.
  • Cody: all i can say is winner winner chicken dinner
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Cloris.
  • Cloris: (to Carrie) Bitch
 Includes Kim.
  • Kim: I think I need Booty 101.
 Includes Jeffrey.
  • Jeffrey: I'm more ha-ha-ha than cha-cha-cha.
 Includes Samantha, Jeffrey.
  • Samantha: It was a short, but sweet journey, eyepatch and all.
  • Jeffrey: What a nightmare.
 Includes Len.
  • Len: (To Rocco) You dance like I cook, just chuck it all in there and hope for the best.
 Includes Cody.
  • Cody: I'm the most masculine and tall guy there is.
 Includes Warren.
  • Warren: I told you fat boy wasn't going home week one!
 Includes Cloris.
  • Cloris: (To Bruno) SPEAK ENGLISH!
 Includes Cloris.
  • Cloris: I can't do that; I'm eighty-two.
 Includes Brooke.
  • Brooke: I've peed five times in the last hour.
 Includes Maurice.
  • Maurice: Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
 Includes Tom.
  • Tom: In case you're buying tea for Len, it's Earl EXTREMELY Grey.
 Includes Lance.
  • Lance: She teaches me like a kindergartener.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Jeffrey.
  • Jeffrey: Since I can only see out of one eye, I can only see half of Kim's booty.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Misty.
  • Misty: (Referring to her new Olympic medal) I'll trade this for a Disco Ball.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Jeffrey.
  • Jeffrey: I gotta say, speaking of ballroom, these pants are kinda tight.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Jeffrey.
  • Jeffrey: I'm doing Dancing With The Stars because there's no show called Eating With The Comedians.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Cloris.
  • Cloris: (Corky says it's heel-toe.) Well, I'm left-handed so it's backwards.
 Includes Tom.
  • Tom: I have an image of the ABC censors drinking tequila in order to get ready for Cloris Leachman.
 From 1001 DWTS Season Premiere. Includes Len.
  • Len: (To Cloris) Mind your cleavage.