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 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: I throw fast as fuck
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: I throw fast as fuck
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: I throw fast as fuck
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  • Kenny: i don't play games like that (after Ashley taps him on the nuts )
 Includes Stevie.
  • Stevie: I'm so drunk I feel retarded!
 Includes Stevie.
  • Stevie: i feel ten feet tall right now.
 Includes Tracey.
  • Tracey: I met him at a bar, I used to watch him on TV. And then I saw him in a bar..and the next thing you know, I'm sucking his dick on a jet ski!
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: I know one of us has had their own personal stylist and the other shoplifts their shit from fashion bug, thats what I know.
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: [After hugging April] - I think I'm gonna have to change my pants… I'm just kidding; I didn't cum in my pants.
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: Why is there blue shit on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: I'm two days away from being in the best physical shape of my life.
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  • Kenny: The amount of money I'll be makin' would hurt your parents feelings. Remember that class when I taught y'all how to make it rain? Well I'm gonna be doing that every night. Dollar. Dollar. Bills y'all.
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: It's a rubber for your mouth. It's not that big of a deal, okay? And besides, it's not just for my protection. You don't know what kinda shit i got either.
 Includes April, Terrence.
  • Terrence: Do you wanna keep going?
  • April: I dunno, do you wanna keep going?
  • Terrence: haha,.. ah, well, you know me! ...
  • April: cause, uh, we could take a break
  • Terrence: ... actually, well, yeah, lets take a break. I'm just gonna give it a couple more pumps... and then ... 3, 2, 1 !!
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: [via motivational tapes] I've been blessed with many things in this life - an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python and the mind of a fuckin' scientist. So people often ask me, "Kenny, what are your weaknesses - do you have any?" I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic.
 Includes Kenny.
  • Kenny: Now listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.