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 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild, Prancer.
  • Buckwild: You couldn't make a decision you turtle face bitch!
  • Prancer: I made my decision!
  • Buckwild: You made the wrong one!
 Includes Myammee, It, Prancer.
  • Myammee: boy,sex is a powerful thang
  • It: i ain't even have sex wit her man
  • Prancer: bullshit!
  • Myammee: penis and vegina will between us, she going home
 Includes Saaphyri, Prancer.
  • Saaphyri: prancer fuck you im gonna won bitchh
  • Prancer: shut the fuck up
  • Saaphyri: hit me bitch
  • Prancer: im gonna eliminated you bitch
  • Saaphyri: whatever bitch im gonna eliminated you jAJAAJAJAJAJA im a stronger compitiyor than you bitchhh
 From 211 I Love Money 2. Includes Prancer.
  • Prancer: im the final six oh yeah oh yeah im gonna win oh yeah fuck all bitches angelique and saphiry myammee too and tailor made i have sex with he and it you are retarder or what fuck you
 From 211 I Love Money 2. Includes Prancer.
  • Prancer: thanks saphiry i love you but i eliminated you byebye bitch
 From 211 I Love Money 2. Includes Saaphyri, It.
  • Saaphyri: Do you wanna do it?
  • It: What? (pause) Yeah, I wanna have sex wit choo.
 From 211 I Love Money 2. Includes Myammee, Saaphyri.
  • Myammee: When it comes down to it, I could beat you.
  • Saaphyri: You never know...
  • Myammee: I'd kill you.
  • Saaphyri: You never know...
  • Myammee: I'd murder you.
  • Saaphyri: You never know...
 Includes Angelique.
  • Angelique: Caption Mishap I'm soberly science... Pelican stare... And I really appreciate Amish hair.. Buttress meat... He's smelling me... Im Barry White in August... ??????
  • 20 pack: Tailor Made is a backstabber.
  • Milf: Yep.
  • Entertainer: He's a deadman...
  • Buckwild: I'll go buckwild on your ass(tailor made)
  • Tailormade: Your already going buckwild b*tch.
  • Saaphyri: *throws bottle at tailor made*
  • Angelique: I am going to get naked in the middle of thes fite.
  • Milf: Stupid Tailor Made
  • Cali: He is gone hopefully soon.
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: i'm sad that frankie is gone, now i ain't gonna be gettin no more lovin in this house.
 From 210 I Love Money 2. Includes Saaphyri.
  • Saaphyri: That the only vandanna I got up in this bitch. Is to get our bitchass out
 Includes It.
  • It: Yes, that's a sweet, sweet deal... We would love to accept that. If you ever be in the box, we'll never eliminate you, never... And then we gonna eliminate you. Dummy.
 Includes Angelique.
  • Angelique: So before I give you zis sheque, can yoof kiss me?
 Includes It.
  • It: I turn around and I see Becky giving Myammee a bath, you know I think they clothes got wet and there was no soap around so I be pissed too.
 Includes Angelique.
  • Angelique: I dink its really funny when 20 told me I'm not gonna to eat on him anymore because you can be sure in 5 minutes I'm gonna be eating ohhim anyway.
 Includes Saaphyri.
  • Saaphyri: I wanted to fly up there like a witch, choke him, drown him in the swimming pool, take his check, void it, stomp on it, and take it, and throw it in the ocean.
 From 208 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Oh my God Tailor the one ball you have is hanging out
 From 208 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Use your bald spot to burn the rope, Tailor Made!
 From 208 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Turns out... I JUST THREW CRAIG!!! OH CRAP!!!
  • Myammee: In the extras Myammee said : "Why is Saaphryri infront of my face? She might have HIV or hepatitus and her spits is on my face i'ma have a breakout the next day!"
  • Saaphyri: "i Don't Give a F***!"
  • Buckwild: Myammee you gon' slap her with yawr pancakesz t!tt!3s.!
 Includes Angelique.
  • Angelique: Yay swimming!
  • Angelique: Bathing Suit!
 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Make a decision you turtle faced b*tch!
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Let's get Mexican!!!
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: BITCHASSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Tamara: i have been in 3 fuckin' playboy centerfolds
  • Entertainer: actually i didn't know who the fuck you were
  • Milf: dummy
  • Tamara: you should be ashamed of yourselves
  • Prancer: can you please leave already
 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: TAILOR MADE, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Includes Myammee.
  • Myammee: on flavor of love, i had to jump out of a plane and now i'm jumping on a zipline. Damnit, i'm tired of risking my life!
 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild, Prancer.
  • Buckwild: You cant even make a decision you turlte faced bitch!
  • Prancer: I made a decision!
  • Buckwild: Well its the wrong One!!
 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: You lick - I'll finger ! (in ice cube melting challenge.)
 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes 20 pack.
  • 20 pack: There's no tequila strong enough to make me sleep with her. (Angelique)
 From 206 I Love Money 2. Includes Angelique.
  • Angelique: Oh my god, I love 20 Pack! I want to f*ck him so badly!!!
 Includes Buckwild, Tailormade.
  • Buckwild: Why are you all put up in the corner trying to be all secret. Everyone knows your in an alliance. Why dont you speak up?
  • Tailormade: Because we dont feel like yelling.
 From 205 I Love Money 2. Includes It.
  • It: TailorMade became TailorMandela
 From 204 I Love Money 2. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: It's nuts, COCONUTS!
 Includes Cali.
  • Cali: THIS IS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHHHHHHHHHHITTTT
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Leilene, Cali.
  • Leilene: AM leaving
  • Cali: I think if she want to go she should
 From 203 I Love Money 2. Includes Milf.
  • Milf: *throws drink @ T-weed*
 Includes 20 pack, Buckwild, Entertainer.
  • 20 pack: Becky what is our decision
  • Buckwild: There is one strong competitor up there....
  • Entertainer: Becky doesnt know what she is doing
  • Buckwild: That is why we pick........ Ice
  • Entertainer: FINALLLLYYYY.
 From 202 I Love Money 2. Includes Heat.
  • Heat: she has them butter lips you know them lips you put on there and their butter lips
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: i wat to see you as paymaster tonight on the show
 From 202 I Love Money 2. Includes Entertainer, Tweed.
  • Entertainer: You shouldn't have picked Buddah. If you didn't picked him you wouldn't be in the box right now.
  • Tweed: I will give you Buddah on a silver platter. Milf is not to be trusted.
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: Keep our enemies closers especially cause of the rat he is (talking about Tailormade)
  • Entertainer: I NEED THIS FREAKIN MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!
 Includes 20 pack.
  • 20 pack: Now were gonna go West Coast. Cali.
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: Were going to go with one of Santa's reindeers. Prancer go get your check.
 Includes 20 pack.
  • 20 pack: I think we are going to go overseas now. Ms. I love to me naked Angelque
 Includes Milf.
  • Milf: *to leilene* "what is up?"
 Includes Saaphyri.
  • Saaphyri: I'm trying to tell Leilene that this is " I Love Money", not " I Love Love!!
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Buddha thinks he's Jesus, or Buddha! But he's nothing!
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Buckwild, Onix.
  • Buckwild: You's a dumb as bitch!
  • Onix: Your friends with Saaphyri...
  • Buckwild: Yeah the hell I am!
 Includes Buddha, Entertainer, 20 pack.
  • Buddha: you bitches betta not fuckin slip!
  • Entertainer: we ain't gonna slip, Craig.
  • Buddha: i'll show you bitches cmpetition
  • 20 pack: bring it on!
  • Tamara: Oh my god this is a fucking closet. How do i get the fuck out of this house.
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Heat.
  • Heat: caliente, think with your head, not your dick!
 Includes Prancer.
  • Prancer: Rah Rah Ree kick em' in the knee. Rah Rah Raph kick em' in the ass. Uh I mean other knee.
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Leilene, I'm tired of fighting with you. Were in Mexico, lets get Mexican.
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: One knee, two knee, three knees. illegal move. because he's a b*tch and he can't play fair.
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: So this talking Craig head tells us that we got a challenge. Im like we have a talking picture in this house? Cool im excited!
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Leilene lied to me in the vault. For all I know she could get pregnant in this 15 minutes
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Leilene, Buckwild.
  • Leilene: (Kisses Heat)
  • Buckwild: Thats some stripper shit right there
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Buddha.
  • Buddha: i would never fall for a girl like Leilene with her limited intellect and ho-ish tendencies
  • Leilene: "I like you, Buddha."
  • Buddha: *thinking : is she crazy?!? "I like you too, *hugs Leilene*"
  • Leilene: Later on, I thought we had a connection, I mean he said he liked me back.
  • Saaphyri: "She's a dumbass"
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Myammee.
  • Myammee: "If I want you to go fight, then bitch, you gotta go fight" ( she was talking about Buckwild )
 From 201 Stripper Moves. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: "Give me Buddha's head! I want Buddha's head right now!"
 Includes Heat.
  • Heat: Its Getin Hot Baby
  • It: Yo Entertainer reaction was like "I'm never gonna leave my momma's basement now!"
  • Angelique: Nobody loves cash more than stripper, hello!?!
  • Tailormade: keep your friends close and your enimies closer
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: Do you know what?we need one of Santa's Reindeers so Prancer come get your check.
 Includes Tamara, Myammee.
  • Tamara: This is BULL**** i am the real winner.
  • Myammee: But you lost(refering to when Smiley and Tamara armwrestled)
  • Ice: 20 minutes in the house and BOOM! tops are off.
  • Saaphyri: I think i got to go tell Leilene that she got to stop being such a slut!
  • Tamara: To the cast, "This is the lowest of low life scumbs" so true!
  • Angelique: Anywhere i put pink is Frenchy territory, so get out bitches!
 Includes Heat.
  • Heat: Heat your fuckinq sexy and I wana meet you
 Includes 20 pack.
  • 20 pack: Ill do whatever it takes to stay here, damn i hope shes no paymaster again.
 Includes Tweed, Buddha.
  • Tweed: Im gonna start T-Weed's federal hood credit union
  • Buddha: Clown! If you start a credit union in the hood, who in the hell is gonna pay you back?
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Buckwild needs some bucks!
 Includes Leilene.
  • Leilene: I'm gonna treat this game like a strip club. Walk in, walk out, get the job done, take the money home!
 Includes Tamara.
  • Tamara: Well,yeah. What else would they be on. A lake.
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: Buckwild needs some bucks!
 Includes Buckwild.
  • Buckwild: IT'S TIME TO GET BUCKWILD!
 Includes Saaphyri.
  • Saaphyri: BITCH! Im from fitty-fourth and Crenshaw
 Includes Leilene, Saaphyri.
  • Leilene: i'll admit that i like him
  • Saaphyri: you acting like you ain't never been to Charm School
  • Saaphyri: this is i love money, not i love love
 Includes Angelique.
  • Angelique: No one loves money more than stripper, hello!
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: Do you want your blankets you piece of sh*t!?
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz, Entertainer.
  • Hoopz: You wanna get knocked out by a girl?
  • Entertainer: Hit me!
  • Hoopz: Bitch!
  • Entertainer: Hit me!
  • Hoopz: You motherfucker!
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: i will admit that i had sex with megan
 Includes Midget Mac.
  • Midget Mac: Brandi c. is dumb as a mothafucka! like a fuckin racoon!
 Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: ooh an all four women alliance sounds kinda kinky
 From 103 Heat's a Crowd. Includes Megan, Destiny.
  • Megan: Your body's a mess.
  • Destiny: Your head's a mess bitch!
 Includes Brandi C., Megan.
  • Brandi C.: Megan
  • Megan: Mr. Boston I Love You!
  • Brandi C.: A) I am not Mr. Boston B) I am not ugly like Mr. Boston C) I had a nightmare
  • Megan: Mr. Boston I want your body!
 Includes Pumkin, Megan.
  • Pumkin: Megan wanted to suck Whiteboy's dick
  • Megan: Pumkin fuck you
  • Pumkin: Fuck me cause I'm right?
  • Megan: You need to accept the fact that i am going to beat you in everything that you do You are always going to be uglier, older, discusting
  • Pumkin: Megan you look like Paris Hilton/Pug
  • Megan: You are always going to be uglier, older, and more discusting than me
  • Pumkin: I would like to say Megan was
  • Megan: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • Pumkin: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • Megan: What she doesn't realize is that I made her do everything that I wanted her to do
  • Pumkin: You didn't make me do shit! You are a dumb slutty ass smelly bitch! NO she didn't do shit!
  • Megan: Pumkin I am always
 Includes Pumkin, Megan.
  • Pumkin: Megan wanted to suck Whiteboy's dick
  • Megan: Pumkin fuck you
  • Pumkin: Fuck me cause I'm right?
  • Megan: You need to accept the fact that i am going to beat you in everything that you do You are always going to be uglier, older, discusting
  • Pumkin: Megan you look like Paris Hilton/Pug
  • Megan: You are always going to be uglier, older, and more discusting than me
  • Pumkin: I would like to say Megan was
  • Megan: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • Pumkin: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • Megan: What she doesn't realize is that I made her do everything that I wanted her to do
  • Pumkin: You didn't make me do shit! You are a dumb slutty ass smelly bitch! NO she didn't do shit!
  • Megan: Pumkin I am always
 Includes Midget Mac, Hoopz, Real, Whiteboy, Megan.
  • Midget Mac: THIS YO BOY MIDGET MAC DAME HOOPZ DAT WAS FUCKED UP.SENT ME HOME DOG.
  • Hoopz: WHY DID I HAVE SEX WITH WHITEBOY.
  • Real: YOU HAD SEX WIT WHITEBOY HELL FUCK NOLL.YOU HAD SEX WIT DAT UGLY ASS NIGGA.HE TRYING 2 BE BLACK.HEY WHITE BOY YOU KNOW WAT YOU NEED TO DO EAT A DICK.
  • Whiteboy: YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA YO MIND WAS NOT ON DAT MONEY.YOU WAS TRYING 2 GET HOOPZ.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I ALREADY FUCKED HER.
  • Megan: WHAT? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TOO ME WHITE BOY.
 Includes Chance.
  • Chance: Megan is kiniving bitch who gets in peoples head and plays them.
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: "I LOOOOOOOVE money!"
 Includes Real.
  • Real: Were the Stallionares baby. we goin to win this whole thang!
  • Pumkin: Lucky for you, I chose you to stay.
  • Hoopz: What she say!?!
  • Pumkin: Chance it's time for you to bounce.
  • Chance: Shut up b*tch!
  • Pumkin: Don't tell me to shut up.
  • Chance: Man I never liked you b*tch!
  • Pumkin: No I liked you. I liked you.
  • Chance: No I never liked you and you were never part of f*cking alliance you b*tch!
  • Real: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Man you f*cking lied to me dog!
  • Pumkin: No I didn't lie to you.
  • Pumkin:  ( " Yeah I did it! I eliminated a stallionare! My bad ass Pumkin! I was happy I did it, but then I got a little scared.)
  • Real: You f*cking lied to me dog! Its on. It is on! WOOOOO! Its on dog.
  • Chance: Yo dog just that damn check brah.
  • Pumkin: Bye Chance.
  • Chance: Man you shut up you lieing, f*cking, punk ass b*tch! You the number one target now you BITCH!
  • Hoopz: Wow! Man I can't believe it.
  • Whiteboy: Yo dog you think you can eliminate my homie, girl you da number one target in the house now homie.
  • Real: It's on dog, it's on. ( whispering)
 From 106 I Love Money. Includes Megan.
  • Megan: "Time is never wasted, when ur wasted all the time!"
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: Im a loyal cat.
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Megan.
  • Megan: Saggy Boob Sock.
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Chance.
  • Chance: hEy ChAnCe YoUr So FrEaKiN sExY i WiSh YhOo WeRe aLL MiNe...I LOVE YHOO....
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: hi HoOpZ oMg YoUr So PrEtTy i WiSh i LuK LyK yHoO aNd OmG yHoO aNd ReAL mAkE a GuD cOuPLe..i LuV u HoOpZ iM yOuR nUmBeR oNe FaN...fUdGe ALL tHeM hAtErZ yHoO wOn AnD dAtS FiNaL aNd NoW yHoO cULd HeLp OuT yOuR fAmiLy jUsS LyK yHoO sAiD wEo ByE..i FrEaKiN LuV yHoO.... -nUmBeR 1 fAn-
 From 112 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: I love you hoopz and im happy u won
 Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: i think you and white boy should go out
 From 111 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: why did he purpose 2 me thou
  • Heather: your not even on our team
  • Hoopz: ok and all yall suck
  • Heather: shut up dude
  • Entertainer: now thats a true team player
  • Hoopz: shut the fuck up bitch
 From 104 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: whiteboy thinks he has controll over MEGAN you never KNOW!
 From 104 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: I MISS FLAV =[
 Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz:  real is sooo sexy and i wanna fuck him
 From 103 Heat's a Crowd. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: hoopz go wit ur heart dont get ur feelings in the mix stay true to ur man at home and keep ur eyez on the prize!i know you can do it
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: i see that megan is fighting this fight alone so i go and grab a gallon of milk and pour it all over pumkin!!
 Includes Megan.
  • Megan: Me and Brandi are very protective of each other so if you fight with 1 of us you fight with both of us!!
 Includes Megan.
  • Megan: (to pumkin) Your so fucking trailer park white trash!!
 Includes Brandi C., Real.
  • Brandi C.: O My god! Are you on your fuckin knee
  • Real: Yea I am You got a problem with that
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: I am so ready for this challenge!
 Includes Pumkin, Megan.
  • Pumkin: Just because you're taller doesn't mean you're fucking bigger!
  • Megan: Obviously!
 Includes Megan.
  • Megan: I really did not want brandi c to go home because she was not competition. and i'm glad toastee skank punk ass went home too!!!
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: At the end of the day you can pour juice and drinks on me, but I will never be as ugly as Pumkin and Toastee and that's what they have to live with.
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: hey white boy its danette i think your so sexy baby !!!
 Includes Real.
  • Real: a real you need to tink u come her to get the money
 From 111 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: hoopz i think u and real make a good couple but u should grin him
 From 111 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: i can't belive real propose to me.
 From 104 I Love Money. Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: Karma is a bitch.
 From 104 I Love Money. Includes Mr. Boston.
  • Mr. Boston: I don't wanna be here anymore (starts crying).
  • Pumkin: I have an eating disorder (continues to cry).
  • Destiny: Oh honey! Did I hit a nerve ending?
 From 102 Only The Weak Survive. Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: I use to weigh 200 pounds. If I was that heavy now I would sit on you (begins to cry).
  • Destiny: You use to be heavier.
  • Destiny: You use to be heavier.
 From 104 I Love Money. Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: You threw the challenge.
 From 103 Heat's a Crowd. Includes Heather, 12 Pack.
  • Heather: You make me look like an assh**e.
  • 12 Pack: Then don't trust me.
  • Heather: I don't.
 From 103 Heat's a Crowd. Includes Real.
  • Real: We have strippers and porn stars who use to have sex with men and women and having orgies and menage a trois.
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: I'm a black girl and I never thought that I would be saying this but, "I LUV ME SUM WHITEBOY!" Kick dey ass wit yo whiteboy ass.
 From 111 I Love Money. Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: pumkin and toastee are lying bitches i hate them.i am so mad at them!
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: It's not the Boston charm, it's the Boston creep, creepy, creeptastic, creepazoid, creepo, creepy, creep!!!
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: "They can call us names and pour as much stuff all over us as they want, but Megan and me will never be as ugly as Pumkin and Toastee and they have to live with that."
 Includes Midget Mac.
  • Midget Mac: yo i ain`t got no f*** shit in this house
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: hey white boy i think ur sexy as hell
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Midget Mac.
  • Midget Mac: Holla! if you want that dolla.
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: i fucked ma nigga last night
 Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: Real is so Lame he's not even a real rapper, fake Stallionairs!
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Megan, Rodeo.
  • Megan: Rodeo, she scares me! Like a monster! LIKE THE HULK!
  • Rodeo: The Entertainer is going to get rid of Pumkin and he is going to get rid of Toastee also! YOU KNOW HE IS GOING TO DO THAT SHIT!!!
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Pumkin, Megan.
  • Pumkin: Well if i win the money than i would get a boob job!
  • Megan: Saggy boobs suck!
  • Pumkin: What did you say? Oh Miss Paris Hilton over there is tring to start shit already! Bitch at least my are real!
  • Megan: Then why do you want to get a boob job then?
 From 108 I Love Money. Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: hey you where good in all of the episodes and you should not trust megan she was a poor loser
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: "Ya im a jew homie"
 Includes Real.
  • Real: im head huntin your mother f*ckin ass
 From 105 I Love Money. Includes Toastee.
  • Toastee: Never underestimate your girl Toastee
 From 110 I Love Money. Includes Brandi C., Pumkin.
  • Brandi C.: Stupid Bitch!
  • Pumkin: What Did You Just Say You Fucking Bitch!?
  • Brandi C.: Dont Do that; Im Gonna Fuckin' Hit You...
  • Pumkin: Hit Me...Fucking Hit Me!
 Includes Rodeo.
  • Rodeo: It's hard talking to a dog that's retarted: that has a mental problem. I don't undedrstand that sh*t
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Megan.
  • Megan: Power outings are supposed to be about drinking cocktails and nice massages. Not being in a river with a dirty boat in some dirty water with some dirty people!
 Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: "you know what? at least i didn't gain 20 pounds being on the show, you fat ass fucking tranvestite looking bitch!" -on Flavor of Love to New York
 Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: i have no idea what cayenne pepper is, so i figured i'd just rub it all in my eyes.
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: "...and they were all like ai-yi-yi-yi-yi! I mean I have Mexican family members, but they're just not ...THAT Mexican." [on traditional Mexican dancing power outing]
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: I eliminated a Stallionare. Me! Blonde ass Pumkin!
 Includes Destiny.
  • Destiny: "It's a dirty game..."
 Includes Real.
  • Real: The way Hoopz spits is turning me on.
 Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: PUMKIN YOUR A WHITE DUM RACHET ASZ FONEY DICUSSING ASS HOE THATS WHY YOU WAS SUCKING AND FUCKING FLAV UP HOE GET IN 'REAL YOU SO CUTE CUT THE CHASE WHATS UP WIT US
 Includes Mr. Boston.
  • Mr. Boston: THE MORE CHANCE SCREAMS AT ME THE LESS IM GOING TO WORK
 Includes Heat.
  • Heat: Hallelujah
 From 109 I Love Money. Includes Brandi C., Heather, Megan.
  • Brandi C.: Your a f*cking lying bitch.
  • Heather: No Im not, dude, whatever. You guys are floaters!
  • Megan: Yeah your a big ass lying asshole sagging bitch...
  • Heather: Your just pissed because I got 12 Pack, and you didn't! That's what you wanted!
  • Megan: I wanted him!?
  • Brandi C.: Oh my god!
  • Heather: Youi been up there every f*cking night sneaking around the house! Whatever!
  • Brandi C.: She has been f*cking making out with him every night!
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Mr. Boston.
  • Mr. Boston: A nipple fetish
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Megan, Pumkin.
  • Megan: Saggy boob sack.
  • Pumkin: Say it to my f**king face.
 Includes Brandi C., Real.
  • Brandi C.: "Heather your not in a srip club HONEY i can hear you!!!"
  • Real: "It's just like watchin' Rock of love al over again!!!"
 Includes Real.
  • Real: If Hoopz goes home im be mad fuck!!!!!
 Includes Rodeo.
  • Rodeo: "No birthday cake for you."
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: "Im so happy that we won but before i celebrate i have to do something."
 Includes Destiny.
  • Destiny: Mr. Boston is CRAZY!
 From 109 I Love Money. Includes Toastee.
  • Toastee: "My mom always said ladies don't spit so i don't think i'll be any good at this."
 Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: The kind of spitting that i do is for revenge
 Includes Megan, Brandi C..
  • Megan: "Whats Agility."
  • Brandi C.: "I think somthing that has to do with sports."
 From 109 I Love Money. Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: "Im better at Swallowing than Spitting."
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: "I LOVE MONEY."
 Includes Whiteboy, Chance, Toastee.
  • Whiteboy: If Pumkin gets rid of you it'll be time to smash some pumkin's
  • Whiteboy: *SMACK*
  • Chance: *SMACK*
  • Toastee: hehe
 Includes Nibblz.
  • Nibblz: "I beat up geeks like Mr.Boston everyday."
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: "If they vote off Destiny im going to blow this F**king house up."
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Destiny.
  • Destiny: "Mr. Boston has the whitest D*ck i have ever seen on a male."
 Includes 12 Pack.
  • 12 Pack: "If i could go back i would have put that last dagger in Toastee's back and i would have still been here"
 Includes Hoopz.
  • Hoopz: To Midget Mac:"I will throw you in the pool cause you can't swim."
 Includes Toastee.
  • Toastee: "Nibblz is going to be out of here as fast as she can say Mithithippi."
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: "I don't know if Megan is a manipulative person but it's starting to work"
 Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: I'd rather put up with an ADHD phsyco,then get killed in my sleep.
 From 106 I Love Money. Includes Pumkin.
  • Pumkin: I eliminated a Stallionare! Me! One as Pumkin!
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Megan.
  • Megan: If i win the money, I would spread the word about mentally challenged dogs!
 Includes Megan, Pumkin.
  • Megan: Saggy boob sock
  • Pumkin: at least mine are real
 From 108 I Love Money. Includes Hoopz, Megan.
  • Hoopz: said megan you are a real liar
  • Megan: i know
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Megan.
  • Megan: saggy boob sock
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes 12 Pack.
  • 12 Pack: I gotta be honest. . .no birthday cake is gonna save you from bein' in that box Rodeo.
 Includes Chance.
  • Chance: Im Gunna Call My Brother and Say, "Drown the Pooch" , i want a dead pooch when i get back to that house!!!
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: If My Boy Chance Goes Home Tonight, We Gon be Smashin Some Pumkins
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: "Destiney! Why did you LEAVE me?!"
 Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: i need this money!!!!
 Includes Megan.
  • Megan: i hate you so much you bitch
 From 103 Heat's a Crowd. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: I LOVE MONEY!!!!!!
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: Frank's Moving Service at... your..... service.
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Toastee.
  • Toastee: I know Megan wants us to put on a show and pretend were talking to Lily, but Rodeo is ACTUALLY talking to Lily
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Megan.
  • Megan: Power outings are supposed to be about cocktails and massages, Not about being in a dirty boat in a dirty river with some dirty people
 From 108 I Love Money. Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: Megan needs to get her head into the game. This is 'I Love Money' not 'I Love Whiteboy'
 From 108 I Love Money. Includes Toastee.
  • Toastee: I like my dummy, I look skinny and cute and I'm wearing a pretty dress
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Rodeo.
  • Rodeo: You cake is ****** history
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Heather.
  • Heather: Everyone is going for that 250 K. Game on bitches!
 From 107 I Love Money. Includes Entertainer.
  • Entertainer: You know what time it is? It's time to get Hoopz out of this mother f*ckin' house! That's what time it is!
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: If I win this money, I will probably build my Barbie Dream House in the hills.
 Includes Whiteboy.
  • Whiteboy: megan is smokin hot
 Includes Destiny.
  • Destiny: heat why didn't you stand up for me!!!
 Includes Mr. Boston.
  • Mr. Boston: I'm just takin' care of myself
 Includes Midget Mac.
  • Midget Mac: Oh shizzle...Midget Mac's about to drizzle!
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Chance.
  • Chance: I not gonna eat no cow things, no deer dingles and ding dongs, I don't do that.
 Includes Toastee.
  • Toastee: These dummies are lot bigger than Midget Mac is in real life" "And probably a lot smarter too."
 Includes Chance, Nibblz.
  • Chance: Nah man, I ain't taking it off. MY hair is messed up.
  • Nibblz: It's okay, I took off mine and look at my hair.
  • Chance: That's cause you part coyote.
 Includes Brandi C..
  • Brandi C.: Heat looks funny with the bikini on, that he reminds me of my gay best friend when he puts on my dresses.
 From I Love Money Epi 1. Includes Pumkin, Megan.
  • Pumkin: If I win the money I'm going to get a boob job!
  • Megan: Saggy boobs suck.