I Want to Work for Diddy
Ebony: I think I have a tapeworm!
Daniel: Mr. Combs, can I come with you?
Ivory: When elimination comes anybody can get it in this bitch.
Jen: A-L-L-I-E
Diddy: Ghetto-Clean-Your-Palate-Sorbet?
Zach: www.zmwright.com
Kennis: I don't know where this animosity is coming from...
Melissa: You wanna get ghetto with me? You see me quiet over there? I've been trying to create the peace. You don't want the peace? You wanna bring that outta me? I got all animal here!
- Kennis: You just got my blood pressure up...I don't like that!
- Melissa: When you lay it on the table man (slams hands on table), it's there. It's out! I'm comin' ALL out!
- Kennis: " I got something for you baby!!!"
- Zach: These people just don't deserve to breathe the same air as me.
- Zach: At the end of the day, this isn't a democracy. So what I'm going to do is pick something and we'll roll on.
- Kennis: Zach creates confusion. He uses big words and it is very...annoying
- Zach: It's like working with really small children. And unfortunately enough, I'm all outta gold stars and banana stickers.
- Ebony: Jenn dresses everyday like a street hooker.
- Ebony: Let the b***h go in front of the camera...who says we have to use the picture she's in?
- Ebony: Before we get started I'm gonna tell you this - only one person needs to speak to that photographer. You have something to say, just follow the chain of command.
- Jen: I'm sorry but it's also my project.
- Ebony: It's our project. OURS. That's a key word.
- Jen: Individually, collectviely ours...yes. I just need some more open communication and not being stamped out when I'm just trying to give some creative input.
- Ebony: Ok if there's anything creative you wanna do, tell Dalen.
- Jen: Gotcha - thank you for telling me that.
- Ebony: hi-5 it - now, just be beautiful. that's it.
- Ivory: Ivory come over my house wit that ball.I will show u how to pump it cause I like pumping things,i will pump that thang all nite ole gal!!!!!!!!
- Ivory: Ivory come over my house wit that ball.I will show u how to pump it cause I like pumping things,i will pump that thang all nite ole gal!!!!!!!!
- Kennis: You focked up...we could've had this shit done 30 minutes ago...
- Diddy: "The Last Train to Paris is boarding Now,...get on or get off! DONT miss the train!"
Capricorn: Losing is for losers!
- Diddy: Do you like me?
- Kennis: I do like you, Mr. Combs
- Diddy: But do you love me?
- Kennis: Yes, I do love you Mr. Combs
- Diddy: I love you too, man! Will you give me a hug?
- Kennis: Yes, Mr. Combs!
- Diddy: "I want you to make me a ZILLION dollars!"
John: "I want to sign a 10 million dollar deal for you!"
- Ivory: "I'm the Queen bitch!"
- Kennis: "Yes sir, I love you....I think you're a great person Mr. Combs"
- Daniel: ...I was just saying how much of a pleasure it is to be sitting in this room."
Noelle: It’s back to the pageants!
- Ivory: I need someone to help me blow this pillow up cuz I got ASTHMA!!
- Ivory: “The hair and the makeup and all of that that goes into being fabulous me cannot happen outside on the floor in a sleeping bag,”
- Ebony: Should I adjust? Or turn?
Kim: I can't invent your guest list,sir...now the real OPARH wouldn't have said no dumb shit like that,but I guess that's why she is Oparh,and not PO-PARH (what ever the hell that is)!
Kendra: Do something about it! Do somthing about it! Because you cant!!!!!
Deon: You some real classy mother f*ckers!
- Kim: You know why I'm overweight? Cause i was tired of getting hit on my music execs! I decided i'd bulk up so i wouldn't have to deal with that anymore!
Laverne: Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce!
- Kim: What would you do for Diddy, for Diddy?
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