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 From The Merge. Includes Jeff, Dave.
  • Jeff: Is baseball your game, Dave?
  • Dave: Makin' love is my game.
  • Jeff: Do you get to play a lot?
  • Dave: Not often enough, Jeff
 From The Merge. Includes Russell.
  • Russell: You ever heard of a man named Babe Ruth? He struck out more than anybody ever. But yanno what? He also hit the most home runs. So that tells me one thing: keep swinging baby, eventually ya gonna hit one.
 Includes Erik.
  • Erik: the ocean here is a bitch
 Includes Kelly.
  • Kelly: i need to do yoga?
 From Taking Candy From a Baby. Includes Ben.
  • Ben: She [Yasmin] needs to go back to eating ketchup sandwiches and drinking Kool-Aid!
 From Taking Candy From a Baby. Includes Yasmin.
  • Yasmin: You're a dude!
 Includes Russell.
  • Russell: This guy definitely has a problem with the fairer sex. Hell if vthey haven't seen through him by the third show then they aren't near as smart as i thought. I'm a Texas male and am ashamed that another texan could be so arrogant (must be the east/texan or Houston mentality). Oh well, just another slimeball.
 Includes Benjamin, JT, Taj.
  • Benjamin: Did you hear me say Dragonslayer?
  • JT: Yeah, I heard you
  • Taj: 
 From Survivor Tocantins Epi 10. Includes Benjamin.
  • Benjamin: [about to win immunity] better believe it... Dragon... slayer!
 From Survivor Tocantins Epi 9. Includes Erinn.
  • Erinn: I was like the little kid that eats too much pizza and then jumps around in the Play Land balls and then can’t figure out why he threw up.
 Includes JT.
  • JT: Shoot, I can throw n' catch anything!
 From Survivor Tocantins Epi 3. Includes Tyson.
  • Tyson: I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreams.
 From Survivor Tocantins Epi 3. Includes Tyson.
  • Tyson: In fact, I'll demand that they call me Coach, too.
 From Survivor Tocantins Premiere. Includes Erinn.
  • Erinn: tall, spike hair, model boy love him, you just think like a big guy you have around
 From Survivor Tocantins Premiere. Includes Sandy.
  • Sandy: I'M PISSED!!
 From Survivor Tocantins Premiere. Includes Tyson.
  • Tyson: I'll wear a tiara. A man-tiara...do they make those?
 From 1709 Survivor - Nothing Tastes Better Than Five Hundred Dollars. Includes Sugar.
  • Sugar: That's two stikes for me...woo!
 Includes Crystal (jury).
  • Crystal (jury): you have made my life HELL!!! and you need to go
 Includes Ken.
  • Ken: i will vote u out if u try to get rid of me
 Includes Corinne (jury).
  • Corinne (jury): marcus proved he deserved to stay.
 From 1708 Survivor - The Brains Behind Everything. Includes Charlie (jury).
  • Charlie (jury): You took out my Marcus.
 Includes Crystal (jury).
  • Crystal (jury): HE'S GOT TO GO.
 Includes Randy (jury).
  • Randy (jury): My new operation is called "Operation: Let Other People Crash and Burn"
 Includes Charlie (jury).
  • Charlie (jury): Do you like it there.Your are cute too.
 Includes Charlie (jury).
  • Charlie (jury): im so glad im on marcus's team
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Jeff.
  • Jeff: Put it in the freezer.
 Includes Paloma.
  • Paloma: (While her tribemates are doing yoga) They're like, doing it in their underwear. In like, the middle of the jungle.
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Marcus (jury).
  • Marcus (jury): I'm straight, so, we're in Eden, but there's no two Adams here.
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Gillian.
  • Gillian: Apparently according to some people we sucked today. I don't think so. I thought we were awesome, and I think that's what we need to do is we just got to keep that awesome spirit going.
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Corinne (jury).
  • Corinne (jury): I'm gonna be a total bitch and I'm gonna get rid of who I have to get rid of and I'm gonna hurt people's feelings and I'm gonna laugh when people cry and I'm gonna own it.
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Bob.
  • Bob: I don't like to spend money on stuff. I tinker. If I don't know how to do it, I go to the library and get the book and look it up and go do it.
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Michelle.
  • Michelle: I'll learn to love you guys... maybe.
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Charlie (jury).
  • Charlie (jury): OK, now we're playing stupid Survivor because this makes zero sense. She clearly is not an athletic person. I am so confused, like, don't you want to win immunity?
 Includes Matty, Crystal (jury).
  • Matty: (Referring to Dan) He's not smart enough.
  • Crystal (jury): He's a LAWYER!
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Crystal (jury).
  • Crystal (jury): (After tribe receives flint) We gonna eat some rice!
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Michelle.
  • Michelle: We're supposed to be on the equator. Where's the freakin' sun!
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Ken.
  • Ken: (To Michelle) You wanna be the first to try a termite?
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Gillian.
  • Gillian: Bukali!
 Includes Sugar.
  • Sugar: This is really Africa!
 From 1701 Season Premiere. Includes Gillian.
  • Gillian: I'm dead!
 Includes Kelly.
  • Kelly: HEY!