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 Includes Kristin.
  • Kristin: "you're messin with the wrong girl, dude"
 From The Hills Episode 13. Includes Kristin.
  • Kristin: the one guy you cant get is the one you'll always have a thing for;
 Includes Spencer.
  • Spencer: "What do you want me to do...kill her?"
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: Love is not a maybe thing, You no when you love someone.
 From The Hills Episode 17. Includes Brody.
  • Brody: So why you bangin' JustinBobby?
 Includes Stephanie.
  • Stephanie: First it was a hamster now it's a guinea pig
 Includes Doug.
  • Doug: "All girls are shady"
 From The Hills Episode 16. Includes Holly.
  • Holly: "I prefer a rugged man.. over a dirty man"
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: "Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach.
 Includes Stephanie, Spencer.
  • Stephanie: Spencer, you can't start a war with someone's family...
  • Spencer: They started the war when they came down here and started bombing me like Pearl Harbor!
 Includes Stephanie, Lauren.
  • Stephanie: [About Heidi and Spencer] They just like conflict in their lifes. It's like drama follows them.
  • Lauren: I don't know if it follows as much as they chase it.
 Includes Lo, Audrina.
  • Lo: The blame is being put on me for you and Lauren drifting apart and i don't think tha's fair.
  • Audrina: I don't care.
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: [To Audrina] If you really wanna say like lets go back let the psat be the past, that would make me so happy becuase that's all I want. That's all i want.
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: [To Heidi] Sometimes when you love someone, you wanna believe there good. But he is a bad person.
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: [To Heidi] Whether you did something, or you did nothing. It's just as bad.
 Includes Lauren, Heidi.
  • Lauren: You know what you did.
  • Heidi: What did I do?
  • Lauren: You started a sick little rumor.
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: (singing) Fashion school dropout.No graduation day for you. Fashion School dropout.
 From The Hills Episode 5. Includes Stephanie.
  • Stephanie: He was a hamster but then he turned into a guinie pig.
 Includes JustinBobby.
  • JustinBobby: in aurdrina's face sooo,,, wana go to my palce!! rolls eyes and says huh okay!!
 Includes Spencer.
  • Spencer: i hate lc and if your friends with her you are no longer my sister got it!
 From The Hills Episode 3. Includes Stephanie, Lauren.
  • Stephanie: it's a little bit lonely, gotta talk to the hamster a lot
  • Lauren: I thought it was a guinea pig?
  • Stephanie: hamster, guinea pig, whatever...
  • Lauren: guinea pigs are like big, hamsters are like this [tiny] big...
  • Stephanie: She used to be a hamster... now she's a guinea pig... [extremely confused look...]
 Includes Doug.
  • Doug: what went down with you and spencer , heidi
 Includes Lo.
  • Lo: you and LC are bff how are you guys doing with out that roomate .
 Includes Brody.
  • Brody: brody i think you should of stayed at the club , even if he not youre bff anymore ,lc and the new guy in town is not as hansome as you , thats a fact.
 From The Hills Episode 2. Includes Lo.
  • Lo: (To Audrina)"....So glad we talked{snicker snicker}."
 From The Hills Episode 2. Includes Lauren, Stephanie.
  • Lauren: Are you inviting your brother and Heidi?
  • Stephanie: I don't know. I haven't talked to them in weeks. I just want want it to be a fun night and it's like, drama follows them.
  • Lauren: I mean, I don't know if it follows as much as they chase it.
 From Epi 1 - Season Premiere. Includes Audrina.
  • Audrina: "We can never be friends."
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: Nobody has had the best relationships in the past, that's why they ended. If you really want to be with someone, it should be someone you really like, sombody you are proud to be with and you should want to call them your boyfriend or girlfriend
 Includes Lauren, Whitney.
  • Lauren: Whitney, Whitney come here. I met a cute guy, come here. Tell me if you think he's cute 'cause I'm drunk.
  • Whitney: Who? Where? - No!
 Includes Heidi, Lauren.
  • Heidi: That's bad I'm already planning on ditching all of my classes.
  • Lauren: Lauren: You can't ditch your first class, Heidi.
  • Heidi: Why?
  • Lauren: Why? Seriously??
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: I have a very stressful job! I have to guard this VIP area!
 From Epi 1 - Season Premiere. Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: We can get a fire pole.
 From Epi 1 - Season Premiere. Includes Heidi.
  • Heidi: School like gets in the way of everything. I'm like ready to finish already.
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: I want to forgive you... and I want to forget you.
 Includes Lauren.
  • Lauren: Homeboy wore cowboy boots to the beach.