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 Includes Ashley.
  • Ashley: It's a great, big pile of suck.
 From 610 Meat Natalie. Includes Eli.
  • Eli: Natalie Portman is, uh, an actress who's really only important thing she ever did is in Star Wars, which is the most important thing you CAN do.
 From 604 Vivre Las Vegas. Includes Eli.
  • Eli: I’m looking forward to seeing Robuchon in the flesh. I pretty much was under the impression that he didn’t actually exist and he might be a unicorn.
 From 603 Thunderbirds. Includes Ashley.
  • Ashley: "im pretty much gonna be this tables bitch"
 From 603 Thunderbirds. Includes Jesse.
  • Jesse: I'm on the bottom again... balls.
 From 513 Season Finale---Part 1. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: My car is a piece of...............poop.
 From 504 Today Show. Includes Carla.
  • Carla: Hootie Hoo!
 From 512 The Last Supper. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: "I always said I could do this with one hand behind my back, I didn't mean to."
 From 512 The Last Supper. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: This is Top chef not Top Pussy
 From 510 Super Bowl Chef Showdown. Includes Carla.
  • Carla: Hands up! WOOOO! Touchdown Carla! This is my first win. This is the ultimate day for me! Ba-dow! Ba-dow!
 From 510 Super Bowl Chef Showdown. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: I am 30 years old and I have to sleep in the bunky bed.
 From 510 Super Bowl Chef Showdown. Includes Stefan.
  • Stefan: I do appreciate Andrea's sportsmanship and her being a nice girl. Of course I will beat her.
 From 510 Super Bowl Chef Showdown. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: But I'm a chef. There's nothing that can stress me out. If they gonna give me monkey ass to fill with fried banana, I'll come up with something anyway. It's not a problem.
 From 509 Restaurant Wars. Includes Jeff.
  • Jeff: I feel like a hummingbird on cocaine.
 From 508 Down on the Farm. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: This is Top Chef not TOP SCALLOP!
 From 509 Restaurant Wars. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: I am front of the house. We can serve monkey-ass and empty clam shell and we will win.
 From 508 Down on the Farm. Includes Toby.
  • Toby: When I am faced with a beautiful, well-reared piece of meat, I don't want to stand back and admire it, I want to have full-blown unprotected sex; I didn't even get to first base with the pork.
 From 508 Down on the Farm. Includes Stefan.
  • Stefan: "I'm the only cock in the stall"
 From 507 Focus Group. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: This is Top Chef, not Top Scallop
 From 504 Today Show. Includes Fabio.
  • Fabio: Next time im gonna do a piece of toast, a bacon, and some bullshit eggs on it... and i'll prolly be one of the top 3