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I’m counting back The number of the steps it took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend. I’ll use the auto timer to prove that I'll get home with my imagination And if they find the body in the basement “in the very house that she was raised in!” ...I’m taking down the number of the Times, so when we get the sign from God; I’ll be the first to call them. I’m taking back the number of the beast! Because 6 is not a pretty number. 8 or 3 are definitely better "A" is for the address on the letter to my Alcoholic Friends. ...I’m trying hard not to be ashamed, not to know the name of who is waking up beside me.. Or the date, the season or the city; But at least the ceilings are very pretty. and if you are holding it against me.. I’ll be on my best behavior; Taking shots for mother nature! Once my fist is in the cupboard, love is never falling over. Should I choose a noble occupation, If I did I would only show up late and sick. and they would stare at me with hatred. Plus my only natural talent’s wasted on my alcoholic friends. The Party Never Ends, My Alcoholic Friends !
Doing it for Fafarazzi Points since Mar 3rd, 2008
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"I'm gonna puke on your mom. She loves it."
Ashley from Rock of Love 3
""Im better at Swallowing than Spitting.""
Brandi C. from I Love Money
As a resident of Connecticut, I am soooo over this shit and hearing about this woman. Save the Chimpanzees
I suppose I'm the only person in the world who doesn't enjoy Taylor Swift, or her music, or her Renée-Zellweger-sour-puss-face. But she actually looks pretty hot in darker hair. She could totally
wow. that has to be the smallest tattoo ever.
great icon of the camel toe
I pee a little everytime you call me that. Você sabe que você me ama.
XOXO
Toni Girl
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Well I was really lying to her haha lmfao.
I was just trying to find a way for her to stop posting bullshit posts about stuff nobody wants to hear about.
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I love your new icon, its just kinda surprising that there's no nudity or cats in it!
love the new name and icon. you never cease to amaze me8D
Is that a blow up doll locket?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how did you get Winehouse's medical records?! That xray was supposed to be private!
I ALWAYS LOVE OUR ICONS THEY ARE SO FUNNY. YOU WANA B FRIENDS I SENT A REQUEST?
One in a million shot, doc.
Is there a cat on the boob fetish that we need to know about?
Yeah, Im overwhelmed, i dont know where to start!
Slut!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for the compliments! awesome profile =]
You would like Meth Strippers!!!!!!!!!!